fight club
-SATURDAY-
[Snake Five + Lupin]
12:01
crouch: hey thanks for playing last night lupin. really appreciate it
rosier: yes thank you!! fun to rock out with you. i’ll text you individually with the rest of the schedules. since you’re just filling in you don’t have to come to rehearsals, but if you have time it’d be great if you did!
pandora: thank you remus!!! <3
lupin: hey no problem. had fun :)
[over it]
12:16
padfoot: hey where were you last night? we missed you
moony: my da called
padfoot: is everything alright?
moony: yeah it was just insurance stuff bc he’s retiring
padfoot: oh okay
moony: come over
padfoot: can’t prongs and i are doing something stupid
moony: can you come over after
padfoot: you’ll come over here
padfoot: once we know that it works we’ll text in the group chat
moony: i’m intrigued
padfoot: always like to leave you with some mystery!
padfoot: stay over tn though
moony: k.
[regulus black and remus lupin]
12:30
remus lupin: hey just don’t tell your brother about this for now ok
regulus black: i don’t talk to him
regulus black: but im not lying to my brother
remus lupin: can you avoid it then
regulus black: i don’t talk to him.
remus lupin: k.
[absent sanity]
13:21
marlene: hey i’m thinking about getting some coffee then going shopping if you wanna come!
dorcas: that sounds great. what time?
marlene: 2? we can meet at that café near yours?
dorcas: perf. see you then.
[newham girls get down]
13:22
marlene: i’m having a meltdown
mary: you’ll be pleased to know that dorcas is losing her mind as well
marlene: AUHOFLEKD why must i be bold
mary: marlene that was not bold
marlene: let me have this
[shadiest bitches alive]
13:32
sirius: james is losing his mind what did you do to him
lily: give me a second marlene is having a breakdown
sirius: is she ok
lily: she’s never been ok once in her life
13:50
lily: commence chatting shit
sirius: evans i don’t think you understand
sirius: i have never seen james like this before
sirius: what did you DO
lily: i’m sure you know what i did!
sirius: but HOW
sirius: you ruined my life
lily: i did nothing to you
sirius: but you did something to james and by proxy did something to me
lily: that makes no sense
sirius: james and i are the same person
lily: well i’m not attracted to you so i’d say that’s a win
sirius: i’m a gay man
lily: ok???
sirius: i’m showing this conversation to james
lily: hi james <3
sirius: you’re cruel
[studious sluts]
17:50
prongs: guys padfoot and i made a boxing ring
wormtail: what
padfoot: we saw pads at the supermarket today and decided to buy them and make a boxing ring
wormtail: in your flat?
ginge: alr black get in the ring i’ll destroy you
padfoot: i don’t doubt it
marlener: dibs on mcdonalds
mcdonalds: that’s hot
moony: prongs i’m taking you down
prongs: moony with all due respect you’re two meters tall made out of cocaine and bugles i will destroy you
moony: you’re a walking anti-cigarette ad
wormtail: dorcas…
dorky: i will tear you to pieces
wormtail: yeah
prongs: anyway we’re ordering pizza be here at 18:30
[times without marlene and lily}
17:59
prongs: that’s 19:30 for everyone else
[studious sluts]
18:00
marlener: I KNOW ABOUT THE OTHER GROUP CHAT YOU NONCES
[prongs changed the chat name from <studious sluts> to <fight club>]
moony: is this bare knuckle
prongs: i know you’re a criminal moony but i’m not fucking up this beautiful face
moony: shall i make a run by tesco express before fight club
ginge: NO
wormtail: NO
moony: too late im at tesco express
prongs: can you buy me another pack of cigarettes?
moony: each time you ask me that is another time i buy you nicotine patches and steal your cigarettes
prongs: shit
00:12
padfoot: well no one went to hospital and we’re all still friends so i’d say that was a successful fight night
padfoot: same time next week?
prongs: mate
prongs: lily ENDED you
padfoot: and i liked it next
dorky: tb i didn’t expect peter to go down in one punch
wormtail: sorry i’m wimpy
prongs: PETER NO YOU’RE NOT
marlener: are we gonna talk about how remus and james were so sexy in that ring
ginge: you’re gay marlene
marlener: and i’ve had a crush on remus for four years what about it???????
moony: <3
wormtail: just got home
marlener: remus won it all imo
moony: next time no gloves
marlener: can i fight you remus
marlener: and james can you invite your mum to the next fight night please
prongs: i’m sick of this bit
marlener: i’m not when’s the next time your mum is coming into town
prongs: you’ve forced me to make that top secret information
moony: i’ll find out
marlener: this is why i’m in love with you
padfoot: calm down
marlener: OKAY WHO’S TELLING ME TO CALM DOWN??? DON”T WANNA HEAR IT FROM YOU
ginge: i took marlene’s phone
ginge: too much wine