kinda clepto
-THURSDAY-
[studious sluts]
15:44
marlener: okay it’s thursday what are we doing
wormtail: pitchers at the three broomsticks?
mcdonalds: yeah i need to get fucked up
ginge: i don’t have any classes tomorrow
ginge: just work in the afternoon
ginge: so i’m down
marlener: EEK
mcdonalds: 8pm at broomsticks and then the club after?
prongs: we can do a predrink if you want
wormtail: isn’t broomsticks the predrink
ginge: but you have to predrink the predrink
moony: i’ll get wine
ginge: no thank you remus i’ll get it
moony: i already got wine
ginge: from where?
moony: i’m withholding that information
ginge: REMUS STOP STEALING
moony: can’t it’s in my glasgow blood
mcdonalds: wait
marlener: no
wormtail: don’t do it
ginge: SCOTLAND FOREVER
moony: SCOTTTTTTTTLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
ginge: Tin resins why ye canae move tae Sco'land.
Win - We dinnae want ye here
Tae - Yer nae hard enough
Threh - Ye wouldnae like the wither (and ye wouldne ken hoo tae describ it - dreich, drookit, haar, etc)
Fir - Yer a dafty who couldne git intae oor big skels and dinnae ken aboot the Sco'ish Enlightinment
Fiv - Yer a big girruls blouse and cannae keep up wi oor drinkin
Sex - Yed get snapped in hoff if ye played fitbaw wi us
sivvun - Ye coodnae handle the patter
It - Wae dinnae wint ye drivin up the hoos prices
Nin - Yer pribly a jobbyjabber who likes it it in the backsie
Tin - Oor wimmun boke at the sight of ye
If somehoo ye dae mit the abuv requirmints then ye can enter but ye must promis to vote fi SNP, the ONLY party that trilly represents Sco'land.
Fuck off hame any English cunts.
moony: fuck off hame any English cunts
ginge: alba fada beò
moony: period
20:16
wormtail: lupin and i are here
mcdonalds: dorcas and i are almost there
ginge: marlene and i are leaving soon
padfoot: marlene and lily i’m going to End You
[SCOTLAND 4EVER]
21:32
evans: wait what the fuck are you saying you know i’m shit at gaelic
lupin: i’m telling everyone
evans: don’t be a clipe
lupin: get better at gàidhlig na h alba
[over it]
22:10
padfoot: come to the toilets
moony: k.
[james and lily]
22:12
lily: REMUS JUST FOLLOWED SIRIUS TO THE TOILETS
james: why can’t they be subtle
lily: i’m going to have a meltdown
[honestly witchy shit]
22:23
marlener: are we seeing this?????
lily: remus and sirius?
marlener: YES what else would i be talking about
lily: james and i were just talking about this they are not subtle at all
lily: like they’re clearly in love with each other
marlener: CLEARLY
marlener: also u and james talk?
lily: just recently. we’ve been gossiping
marlener: the start of all good relationships
lily: STOP
marlener: ok but he likes you and you like him back? i don’t see the big deal
lily: i need time
lily: just.
lily: idk
marlener: ok
lily: you could tell dorcas though
marlener: bye
[studious sluts]
23:11
wormtail: home safe!
prongs: good. im clubbing
wormtail: i know lol
wormtail: also whenever you guys get home from the club text in here!
23:43
moony: guys it’s so easy to go behind the bar and steal alcohol
marlener: GET HEL.P REMUS
moony: mens toilet for free shiots
padfoot: mmmmmmmmmmm shiots
lily: coke in the womens toilet
padfoot: WHAT. STALL.
lily: the third acgt like a woman sirius
padfoot: ok mcdonalds and i r coming for coke
moony: me too im bringing free shots to the womens toilet
00:28
prongs: gboing outside for a fvikfatette someone ocme keep me company
lily: i love fvikfatettes
lily: coming
[THE GIRLS]
00:56
lily: i kissed james
lily: ok james and i are going back to his flat
dorcas: LILY WHAT AHAHAH
marlener: GET SOME GIRL
mcdonalds: SHE PULLED!!!!
[studious sluts]
01:43
prongs: lily and i home safe
padfoot: OKAY!
04:14
marlener: home safe
dorky: at marlenes safe
mcdonalds: pulled safe
05:12
moony: home safe
padfoot: home safe
09:12
wormtail: wow this chat just outing everyone rn
-FRIDAY-
[honestly witchy shit]
11:27
lily: you took dorcas home?
marlener: nothing happened
marlener: i let her sleep in your bed.
lily: ugh that sucks
marlener: but word on the street is that you pulled
lily: we just talked
marlener: really
lily: i must debrief in person.
lily: james is driving me home soon one sec
[THE GIRLS]
11:30
lily: debrief at noon
mary: kk
[over it]
13:01
moony: so evidently like everyone knows now
padfoot: they’ve BEEN knowing
padfoot: c’mon moons
padfoot: but like whatever. we just keep doing what we’re doing idc
moony: ugh relationships suck
padfoot: good thing this isn’t one
moony: but what if THEY think it is one
padfoot: doesn’t concern me
moony: okay fair
moony: also did james and lily hook up
padfoot: not really from what james has said
padfoot: he said they just talked but he might just be preserving her honour
moony: lily’s gonna break his heart
padfoot: probably
[SCOTLAND 4EVER]
13:10
lupin: if you hurt that man in ANY WAY i will hurt you
evans: k.
lupin: i don’t think you get how serious i am
lupin: they’ll never find your body
evans: i’m not meddling in whatever is going on with you so you can’t meddle in whatever is going on with me
lupin: please just be gentle
evans: i know it’s hard to believe but I know how to do that
[studious sluts]
17:12
mcdonalds: dorcas and i are gonna have a movie night if anyone wants to join
ginge: marlene and i are in!
prongs: i’m in!
wormtail: i’ll come
[+44 414xxxxxxx and +44 20xxxxxxx]
17:42
+44 20xxxxxxx: is this remus lupin
+44 414xxxxxxx: who’s asking
+44 20xxxxxxx: regulus black
remus lupin: then yeah this is
remus lupin: how’d you get my number
regulus black: doesn’t matter
regulus black: you play drum set right?
remus lupin: yes
regulus black: my band needs a drummer
regulus black: tonight
remus lupin: wut
remus lupin: mate you do not want me in that band do you remember what happened the last time i talked to crouch
regulus black: he forgives you if you play with us
remus lupin: HE forgives ME?
remus lupin: nah mate you’ve got it the wrong way round.
regulus black: whatever. forgiveness will be happening
remus lupin: i’m not playing if snape is there
regulus black: we kicked him out
regulus black: that’s why we need you
regulus black: it’s a temporary position until we find someone to fill it
remus lupin: do i get paid
regulus black: 100 quid from each gig
remus lupin: sold. i don’t have a drum kit tho. just pads
regulus black: that’s fine the venue has one
regulus black: be there at seven for set-up i’ll send you the address
remus lupin: k.
[studious sluts]
18:00
moony: keep your phone lines open i might need to be bailed out of jail
marlener: must you always say the most unhinged things and then dip
moony: yes. bye.