I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good
Characters
Original Characters, Regulus Black/James Potter, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, James Potter/Lily Evans Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Lily Evans Potter, Mary Macdonald (Harry Potter), Marlene McKinnon, Severus Snape, Dorcas Meadowes, Marlene McKinnon/Dorcas Meadowes, Barty Crouch Jr./Evan Rosier, Mary Macdonald/Emmeline Vance, Emmeline Vance, the other mfs
Tags
Angst Not Canon Compliant Polyamory Fix-It Crack Treated Seriously Love Marauders Era (Harry Potter) Marauders Everyone Is Gay Somebody Lives/Not Everyone Dies Welsh Remus Lupin Desi James Potter Good Peter Pettigrew probably not Scottish Peter Pettigrew But whatever Ugh we'll see Fuck JKR Regulus Black & Sirius Black are Twins so so gay Asian Marlene McKinnon i really hope i don't fuck up their characterization do i count as my own beta if i obsessively reread everything i write? WE'RE FIXING PETER PETTIGREW OK you don't have to worry to much about the original characters they don't fuck with the ships just the story AND WE'RE FIXING ALMOST EVERYBODY BUT NOT SEVERUS SNAPE im sorry not sorry but i fucking despise that guy his character is great and all but i am NOT redeeming him everyone else is being reinvented he stays shitty gets more shitty tbh oh and i changed the years they're in school cuz i wanted harry to be gen z LMAO Might add more tags later and the marauders actually call themselves the marauders because they are cringe and they are free and we love them for it and i changed kingsleys surname to kingsley and changed his first name to smth else because SHACKLEBOLT???? R U FING WITH ME??? fuck u joanne May Contain Nuts i'm not british but im trying my best ok
Summary
In 2009, a study revealed that most friendships last about seven years. Thankfully for the Marauders, their story begins before 2009, and none of them ever read that study.This is the first fic in my quest to fix Harry Potter. It's going to be very long, and very gay, and I don't know if I'll even finish it (even though I have it all planned) or if people will even read it, but whatever, I guess we'll see.Oh, and read the tags please, if you wanna. There's some important stuff in there.
Note
Last time I posted something it put the notes I did for the first chapter on the second chapter too. Completely unprompted. I was fucked with. Or I'm just stupid and don't know how to work AO3 yet, but still. I don't trust it.

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