Disaster!
Pandora: Italics
Lily: Bold
We found him
Thank goodness
Is he okay?
Not really
But more importantly
“Thank goodness”???
Are you secretly eighty
There is nothing wrong with saying thank goodness
There absolutely is
What else am I supposed to say
I don’t like to use thank god because I’m not religious and it feels weird
Say thank fuck or something then
You sound like an angsty preteen
It’s better than thank goodness
Whatever you say
Anyways back to the arguably more important point of your missing brother
Is there anything you want to talk about?
Sorry I don’t think I should talk about it
This is private stuff for my brother
Of course
No worries
But this was a stressful situation for you too, if there is anything you need to talk about, you totally can
I think I might just talk to my real friends
Ok yeah that’s fine
I’m sure your real friends will be better listeners than a stranger on the internet
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Lily: Bold
Sirius: Bold and Italics
Lily I need your help
I messaged Regulus
What?
Excuse me?
When?
What did you say?
What did he say?
I did it this morning
I’ve been freaking out all day
Please help me
Has he said anything back?
No not yet
He must have read the message by now right
He’s choosing to ignore me
He hates me
You don’t know that
I just want my brother back
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Pandora: Italics
Emmeline: Bold, Italics and Underlined
Thanks for telling me that Reg is safe by the way
Shit
Omg I’m so sorry
I completely forgot
Don’t worry I’m just teasing
Cas filled me in
Has he told you what happened yet
Yes
You don’t need to tell me what it was
I know I’m not a proper part of your friend group
You’re an honorary member
Trust me I know
I have a framed certificate on my wall that declares me an honorary member of your friend group
Hey I worked hard on that
That's the only reason it’s still on my wall <3
Reg says honorary members can know (congratulations), but not probationary honorary members (sorry benjy)
Why do you guys hate Benjy so much
I don’t hate them
Not you
But Cas and the boys are so mean to them
They don’t hate them
Barty is determined to prove that they don’t deserve to be a part of our group, evan goes along with whatever barty thinks and regulus and cas are just assholes
Yes well Benjy is determined to win them over
I’m sure they will
Evan already likes them well enough he just pretends otherwise so barty won’t be dramatic
Anyway
Reg
Yes
He got a message from sirius
Sorry, who’s Sirius?
His sibling
Who we don’t like?
We do not like Sirius at all
Ok cool just checking
Why not
They literally abandoned reg in an abusive household
They’re selfish person and a horrible sibling
Ok
What did Sirius say?
They say they want to be a part of Reg’s life again
Ignoring the obvious passive aggressive undertones
Why did Reg run away?
I think he panicked
He still has mixed feelings towards his sibling
Never bring them up around reg unless he does it first
And never voice any opinion on them or he’ll yell at you
I once said they sounded sweet and he was angry at me for the rest of the day
The next day I called them an asshole and he screamed at me
So just avoid the topic altogether then?
That’s safest
So what did Reg say to them
Nothing
Obviously he wants nothing to do with them
If sirius couldn’t be a good sibling when he needed it, why would he want them to be his sibling now
Is this what Reg said?
No but he didn’t have to
He said he isn’t going to reply
It’s because he sees what a bad person they are
But you’ve never met Sirius have you?
I hope I never do
I hope Reg feels better soon
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Pandora: Italics
Lily: Bold
I’ve been meaning to ask
Is everything ok with your friend now
Almost A Skullet
Are they doing better
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Emmeline: Bold, Underlined and Italics
Benjy: Plain
Benjamin Xavier Fenwick
We have a problem
First of all
My full name isn’t Benjamin
Don’t you think I wouldn’t spell Benjy the normal way if I could
Second of all
My middle name is not Xavier
Yeah but you won’t tell me what it is so I had to improvise
And you are ignoring the issue
I can tell you that it doesn’t start with an x
And I was getting to that
What is the issue dearest
Thank you for asking lovely
Did you know that Regulus and Sirius are siblings?
Yeah
Didn’t you
No!
How was I supposed to know that
They have the same last name?
They were both named after stars?
They both came from an abusive household?
Sirius has a brother they haven’t seen since they left home and Regulus has a sibling he hasn’t seen since they ran away?
Obviously I had not connected those dots!!!
Why didn’t you say anything?
I thought we were on the same page to never talk about it
Black family issues are something I never want to be in the middle of
Fair enough
But that is not the only issue!
You don’t need to wait for me to ask you can just tell me what the issue is
Sirius got Reg’s number from their cousin and messaged him saying they want to reconnect
And this concerns us how?
I thought the policy was to not get involved in any drama we don’t need to
Sirius wants to find Reg and Reg doesn’t want to be found
If we don’t say anything we’re betraying Sirius but if we do then we are betraying Reg!
Disaster!
We don’t need to get involved
They can sort it out without us
I feel like a horrible person
Stop being so dramatic
It’ll work itself out
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Pandora: Italics
Lily: Bold
You never responded
Is everything ok
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Pandora: Italics
Lily: Bold
Are you ignoring me
Did I do something