Almost a skullet
Pandora: italics
Lily: Bold
Are you a mammal
Last I checked?
Yes
Not you
I meant your spirit animal
Oh
I think it is, but let me double check
Yes, it is
Ok cool
Also I realised I never asked how old you are
That’s creepy
It’d be more creepy if I was texting a thirteen year old girl
You aren’t thirteen right
I’m not thirteen
You don’t have to tell me your age but at least tell me you’re older than fifteen and younger than 25
I do fit those definitions yes
Ok cool
I’m eighteen
You have no regard for cyber safety do you
I trust you
That’s probably something you should talk to a therapist about
:(
Ok wait I have to go
I need to walk my pig
Your what?
My pig
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Isn’t she cute
She’s a teacup
Her name is Lavender
You have a tiny pig
Called Lavender
Are you judging Lavender :(
No, Lavender is adorable and I would commit war crimes for her
I’m judging you
Oh that’s ok then
Anyways I have to go
If I don’t walk her at least once every couple of days she gets antsy
How does one walk a pig
Like you normally walk a pig??
I don’t understand the question
Like does she have a tiny harness or something
That’s a stupid question
Of course she does
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Oh
My
God
That is the single most amazing this I have ever seen
This officially redeems you for the sunfish debacle
“The Sunfish Debacle”
Ok I have to go now sorry
Tell Lavender I hope she has a nice walk
No nice words for me? :(
No <3
Pandora: Italics
Regulus: plain
Where are you?
Walking Lavender
Did you know that Lavender’s name is the only one you ever capitalise?
And?
Nothing, I completely agree
She is the only worthy one
Anyways your mum says there’s a new shipment of second-hand books coming to the store tomorrow, so we can go pick out some we want in the morning
Omg yes
Do you want to invite the others
They never want to come
Yeah but it’s the thought that counts
You are a living inspirational poster
The kind in a therapist's office with a sunset as the background
I wouldn’t know
I don’t have court issued therapy
Wow, making fun of my mental health
That’s not very nice, Clemmie
You joke about drowning yourself at least five times a day
That’s funny
Strangers always look at me with pure horror on their faces
BECAUSE YOU SOUND SO GENUINE
It’s terrifying
Anyways I’m asking the others now
They’ll say no
Don’t care
Wylan van Sunshine: Pandora
Cazzle Dazzle: Dorcas
Actually Kaz: Regulus
Nina: Barty
Jesper: Evan
Wylan van sunshine: Does anyone want to spend tomorrow sorting the new shipment of books from the store
Wylan van sunshine: You can take some home if you want them
Nina: sounds awful
Jesper: nope
Cazzle Dazzle: I was trying to think of an excuse but apparently that’s not necessary
Cazzle Dazzle: I would hate to
Wylan van sunshine: Cas :(
Wylan van sunshine: I expected it from barty and evan but not you
Cazzle Dazzle: Sorry
Cazzle Dazzle: I don’t want to touch someone else’s grubby book
Cazzle Dazzle: If I’m buying a book it’d better be brand new
Wylan van sunshine: We have new books too
Wylan van sunshine: Besides isn’t it exciting to see what new books we get
Wylan van sunshine: With new shipments we know exactly what we’re going to get but this way it’s a surprise
Actually Kaz: image.x
Wylan van sunshine: Did you actually make an inspirational poster of my quotes
Actually Kaz: No
Actually Kaz: I found it on Google within about five seconds of looking
Actually Kaz: You’re a cliche
Nina: says the queer emo with an affinity to sad poetry and sarcasm as a defence mechanism
Jesper: he just summed up your entire personality in 15 words
Actually Kaz: I’m going to drown myself
Actually Kaz: This is my thirteenth reason
Actually Kaz: I hope you’re proud of yourselves
Pandora: italics
Lily: bold
What kind of music do you listen to
Finally you ask a normal question
I’m not sure
I listen to a lot of stuff
My favourite is probably ABBA because my family listened to them a lot growing up
But my music taste changes a lot
What about you?
I listen to the same things over and over
I only really have five artists that I listen to
But my top one is Of Monsters and Men
I’ve never listened to them
That is outrageous
I demand that you do so immediately
Listen to mountain sound and dirty paws
They’re so good
I might later
I’m a bit busy right now
What are you doing that could be more important than this
Trying to convince my friend not to make a grave hair-related mistake
Oh no
What’s happening
Someone told them that they’d look good with a skullet
I’m guessing someone lied
Absolutely
Yeah I don’t know why I asked
No one can pull of a skullet
Go save them