Fiddlesticks
Pandora: Italics
Lily: Bold
How did it go
Did Almost A Skullet become Actually A Skullet
No
Thankfully
Our friend told them that it would make their ears look fat
She’s a genius
If she ever finds out that I said that about them I will never live it down
I promise not to tell
Much appreciated
Ok so far I have four of your friends
There's Almost A Skullet (They/them I believe)
Date Night
Gollum (She/they)
And the Saviour (She/they)
These names are beautiful
But sadly you only have three
Gollum and the Saviour are the same person I’m afraid
Fiddlesticks
Fiddlesticks? T-T
Do you say that unironically
What’s wrong with fiddlesticks
Nothing
I can’t tell if you’re being genuine or not
I guess you’ll never know
I asked my brother and he said you’re being sarcastic
:(
Did you tell him you said fiddlesticks
That’s not relevant
It absolutely is
I have a right to my sarcasm
And I’m changing your contact name to Fiddlesticks
There’s nothing wrong with the word fiddlesticks
I never said there was
You are very difficult to argue with
You’re fairly new to siblinghood
Trust me
You get used to it
Nonsense fighting becomes a superpower
Actually that makes sense
My brother says the most out of pocket stuff when we’re fighting
Not actual fighting
Just debates
I could tell
There is a big difference between friendly fights and hostile ones especially when it comes to siblings
The offer to talk is still open
I’m okay
But thanks
No problem
Pandora: Italics
Regulus: Plain
SOS
I need help
What did they do
Barty just told Evan he’s so glad they’re friends and that if their relationship ever changes he’ll be devastated
I want to bang my head against a wall
He is such an idiot
How on earth did he manage to make it even worse
Poor evan
This is physically painful to watch
Evan is slowly withdrawing, which is making Barty panic and spew more bullshit about how important their friendship is, which makes Evan feel even worse
For fucks sake
I will start pulling my hair out if this goes on any longer
Fair enough
Those imbeciles
How much longer are you guys going to be out
I’m not sure
Usually Evan bails when Barty starts talking like this so I’ll probably be home soon
Great
It’s your turn to clean Lavenders pen
No, it’s not
I did it last time
She’s your pig?
And I did it last time
It’s your turn
Lavender is your responsibility
And as any great leader will tell you
Delegating is the key to success
Absolutely not
I refuse
You don’t get a choice
Pandora: italics
Lily: bold
I see what you mean about the nonsense fighting
I think I’m getting better
Congratulations
It’s a great feeling to win an argument through sheer willpower
Especially when you are objectively wrong
I feel powerful
I have my third question
Can you fly
Nope
So you’re a land-dweller
Is that one of your questions
No
Then I can’t answer
I know I’m right
Process of elimination
We’ll see
Tell me about your friends
You haven’t said much
Haven’t I
That’s odd
I talk about them a lot
Apart from your brother I haven’t heard about anyone in your life
That’s a lie
You know Lavender
That’s true
I apologise
Apology pending
My brother is my best friend but we’re all like a family really
That’s sweet
I feel the same way about my friends
There’s five of us
We’ve been friends since school
I’m not sure what else there is to say
We’ve been through a lot together and I trust them with my life
That’s so nice
I’m sure they’re great people
They aren’t
I love them but objectively they suck
Ok then T-T
What about your friends
My friends are like a second family
I have two really close friends that I’ve lived with since I was eleven and I’ve known the others just as long
Lived with?
How does that work
We went to boarding school together
The three of us shared a room
Oh
We actually went to boarding school too
But girls and boys couldn’t share rooms
Only two of my friends shared.
That’s a shame
I can’t imagine not being best friends with my dormmates
That would make it so much harder
I was good enough friends with my roommates so it was okay
Only my brother really struggled I think
He’s not great with people and he really values his privacy
It sounds like maybe your brother hasn’t had the greatest time
No he has not
But he’s getting better
You said
I have to keep saying it
I forget sometimes