Mystery Spirit Animals
Pandora: Italics
Lily: Bold
Hello stranger :)
Who is this?
A friend
That’s needlessly ominous
Sorry
My friends dared me to text a random number in our area code
Congratulations on having such a cool phone number
Thanks I guess?
What’s your name
Do you honestly think I’m going to tell you my name?
Why not
Because I have literally no idea who you are?
Do you have a very uncommon name
Not really, but that’s not the point
Damn
I love strange names
What's the strangest name you’ve ever heard
I don’t know
I know some people with pretty odd names
But they are my friends and I refuse to sell them out to the stranger in my phone
Thats a shame
My friends have weird names too
I have no qualms about sharing them with strangers
But I suppose if you won’t then I probably shouldn’t either
If you won’t tell me your name at least give me a nickname to use
I don’t have any nicknames
That is truly tragic
I have at least five
Five nicknames?
How long is your name?
Well to be fair, two of them come from my middle name.
Oh
Yes?
Tell me your middle name
I can hardly track you with that
Well you never know
Please
Do you promise not to make fun
Ooh secrets
I promise
Tell me please
Fiadh
No way
Is it really
You said you wouldn't make fun :(
I wasn't expecting that T-T
How do you even say that
:(
It’s Irish
You say it like the end of Sofia
I apologise
You have a completely normal middle name
I sense some sarcasm
Maybe because your name is fucking weird
:(
It's your turn now
What do I call you
Panda
Your middle name is Panda?
Sorry no that's one of my nicknames
How on earth did you get the nickname Panda?
I’m afraid I can't tell you that
It’ll reveal too much
You are a very strange person, Panda
Thank you
I take pride in it
I’m sure you do
As much fun as this has been I must leave you now
My friend needs advice on an outfit for her date
No wait
Don’t leave me
Fiadh
:(
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I just realised something
I never asked your pronouns
You’re still texting me I see
Rude
She/her
What about you?
She/they
But I prefer androgynous terms
Like sibling or person
I’m demigender
Noted
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So I looked it up
Fiadh means deer
It does
So that's what I’ll call you
You’ll call me dear?
Is this some kind of cheesy pick up line?
That’s not what I meant T-T
Really?
You aren’t secretly an online seductress?
Seductor?
What’s the androgynous term for a person who seduces people?
I’m not actually sure
Is there one
Now that I think about it is there even a male term
That feels needlessly misogynistic
It does indeed
Sexism :(
Sobbing
Is that how you express displeasure with every bad thing in your life
What else can I do
That sends a pretty clear message does it not
I suppose so
You know what?
What
What is it
You remind me of a puppy
My brother tells me that all the time
But we did a spirit animal quiz and he got a kitten and I got a snake
So who’s laughing now
Me
:(
What’s your spirit animal
I’ve never done the quiz
Don’t lie to me
Everyone’s done the quiz
Not me
I don’t believe that for a second
Is it something embarrassing
Personally, I don’t get embarrassed of Buzzfeed’s opinions of me
Come on just tell me
We both know you’ve done it
…Maybe
YES SEE
Everyone’s done it
What is it
Just because I’ve done it doesn’t mean I have to tell you
Actually yes it does
You don’t me as your enemy, Fiadh
I can be very
Annoying
Why did you split the message like that?
Dramatic effect
Obviously
Obviously
You can’t distract me
What is your spirit animal
You mean what does one person with a Buzzfeed account think my spirit animal is?
Buzzfeed Account Person's word is law
Mhm
I have to go now
I have class
No you don’t
It’s five o’clock
Different time zones
I know you live in my area code remember
Just tell me
Surrender or you will regret it
Sorry you’re breaking up
Talk later
We’re literally texting??
Fiadh
Deer?
My dear?
You can’t run forever
Coward