
Kerfuffle
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What is your favourite word
I’m sorry?
Your favourite word
Surprisingly I’ve never considered it
That is surprising
Why do I get the feeling you are being completely genuine right now
:(
Do you mean the definition or how it sounds?
Either
Does it have to be English?
I suppose not
I like aisling
That’s Irish for a dream or apparition
It’s pretty to look at and I like the sound of it
Panda?
Was my word so awful that you’ve decided to ghost me?
No sorry
I was googling how to pronounce it
It is pretty I like that a lot
Thanks
What’s your word
Kerfuffle but I feel kind of stupid about it now
I also like humdinger
That is so very you
I’m both flattered and offended?
You’re welcome and you deserve it
Wow ok
I see how it is
You pour your heart out to someone and this is how they repay you
With scorn
That’s life darling
You are really mean
Actually you know what
I take that back
My brother is much worse
I can’t tell if you’re saying that lovingly or you have sibling issues too
Lovingly
He’s my best friend but his personality is 90% asshole
And don’t think I didn’t notice the ‘too’
Do you have sibling issues
A little bit
Do you want to talk about it
Not really
Ok well the offer is open if you ever do
No offence but we’ve been texting for a day
This is kind of personal for me
Sorry
I didn’t mean to overstep
I just meant that I have had issues with my brother in the past
So even if we’re good now, I can relate to the struggles if you ever want someone to listen
Thanks
I didn’t mean to be snappy
It's just a sore subject that’s all
It’s all good don’t even worry about it
So you never ended up telling me your spirit animal
Nope
Not today
:(
I’ll find out one day
I doubt it
I bet I can guess
Ok here are the rules
Sorry what’s happening now
The rules for the guessing game
I never agreed to that
It's either that or you just tell me
I don’t think I have to do either
You do I’m afraid
I have a warrant
A warrant to find out my Buzzfeed assigned spirit animal?
Yes
It’s not even that bad
You’ve made it into a much bigger deal than it actually is
So you’re going to tell me what it is?
That’s not what I said
Fine
The rules are I can ask any yes or no question and you must answer truthfully
I have unlimited questions but you have five passes that you can use at any time and I can’t re-ask a question you have passed
If I get it in under ten questions I can ask you any question (within reason)
But if I don’t you can ask me any question
Deal?
I’ll think about it
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Did you actually create a warrant for the right to my spirit animal?
I stand by it
I’m sure you do
So?
Do you agree to the terms?
Fine
YES
I’m going to regret this aren’t I
Without a doubt
Ok give me some time
I need to figure out my questions
Go ahead
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Ok so I know it's really late and that you didn’t say I could rant to you about my sibling problems but I don’t have anyone else to talk to so I’m just going to send it.
If you don’t want to hear it then you can just delete no problem
So my brother has these nightmares
Like really bad ones
He starts screaming and crying several times a night on bad days
Obviously I want to help him
But I don’t know how
He won’t tell me what they’re about
Which is his right but still
How can I help him if I don’t know what’s wrong
He’s in so much pain already and I hate that this is another thing that he has to go through on top of everything
He asked my parents for a prescription for something to prevent dreams tonight
Like a sedative
And you don’t know my brother but he never asks for help
Ever
So if he feels the need to ask for medication then things are really bad
But he still won’t tell me what the dreams are about
We had a huge fight about it tonight
And I feel awful because I know how much he overthinks things like this
The first time we fought he packed his stuff and literally ran away
Because he thought I wouldn’t want him as my brother anymore
Which would never happen
I love him more than anyone in my life
But it doesn’t matter how many times I tell him that
He still won’t believe me
Sorry
That was a lot
Feel free to block me
I’m heading to bed now