"Does anyone have objections?" the Celebrant asked, looking around. "No? Then. . ."
A loud crash was heard and the bride and groom turned to see three teens on the carpet, groaning.
"Ugh, I told you not to touch that!!" the short boy with black curls but shorter than the long-haired boy. Both were assumed to be Blacks but none of the Black family recognized them. Then there was the girl with short wild unruly black hair and heterochromia eyes of green and blue-grey.
"It was an accident plus I didn't know it was a Portkey!!"
"Uhm, Siri. Look around you" the girl nudged the boy.
The long-haired boy opened his eyes and looked around, finally taking in his surroundings. "Oh, shit"
"Yeah, I know"
The three teens quickly got up and bowed a little. "We're sorry for crashing into your wedding. We have no idea how we got here"
"More like an accidental Portkey happened" the girl muttered.
"Hang on, isn't that father?" the shorter boy asked, pointing at the groom.
"And Walburga?" the long-haired boy added, confused.
"Father, why are you marrying Walburga? You're supposed to be together with our mom" the girl raised a brow, eyes flickering between the bride and the groom.
At the groom's flabbergasted look, they can guess that they landed somewhere they shouldn't have.
"It appears that their arrival is a sign from Magic herself that our union is unwanted. Judging from their interactions, we can only safely assume that they are my children from the future" the groom, Orion Black spoke up after he snapped out of his shock.
"What?!" the bride shrieked.
The three teens winced.
"I am glad to have stopped the wedding in time. I wouldn't want to imagine if she were our mother" the long-haired boy commented.
"Imagine if she were Lady Black. We would have to thread our footsteps in our house if we were to live with her every summer. Not willing to risk being disowned" the girl added.
"Only you two would do something like that" The short boy shook his head.
The girl and the long-haired boy smirked at each other. "And we would do it again. Of course, we would bring you along to run away as well"
"Look what you've done!!" Walburga directed her shrieking at the teens when the groom didn't change his mind.
The long-haired boy's jaw dropped in bewilderment. "Excuse me, woman? You aren't our mother in the future and it was not our fault we crashed into your wedding"
"It was considered a mistake for this union to happen in the first place" the short boy added.
"And we would like to know your names and know what year you three came from" Orion turned to face them. They got used to his usual intimidation in the future which is why they don't seem fazed by it and that impressed Orion.
"My name is (First Name) Melania Black" The girl placed her hand over her chest and Melania perked up that she was named after her.
(First Name) then pointed to the long-haired boy. "And this is my twin, I am the eldest-"
"Only by a minute!!"
She rolled her eyes and continued, "He is Sirius Orion Black, and the shorty beside him is our younger brother, Regulus Arcturus Black"
"I don't need the shorty part. It was unnecessary" Regulus chided you but you ignored him.
"Me and Sirius are 16 years old while Regulus is 15. The three of us came from the year 1977 when this idiot of our brother here touched some sort of Portkey which is how we landed here"
"I already said I didn't know it was one!!" Sirius said.
"So you don't have to touch it in the first place" You rolled your eyes but something clicked in your mind. "Hey, guys. If this is the day I think we have landed on, we might be able to witness our parents together"
Regulus caught on to your line of thinking. "Then that means he will be coming any minute by now, right?"
"What? What are you both talking about?" Sirius, the oblivious dog he is, asked confused between his siblings.
"Siri, do you remember the day Mom and father met?" Regulus asked.
"Of course I did!! Mom crashed into Dad's wedding via- Oh" Sirius replied incredulously then stopped midway when he came to a realization.
"Yeah, oh" you shook your head, wondering how this dolt is your twin.
"Care to fill us in on what you three are talking about?" Orion raised a brow and the three of you realized that he was standing closer to you than before.
"We just realized something and you will meet Mom soon. Today was the day your wedding was crashed and got together with our mom leading to our future" Regulus explained.
"We should probably step aside. He might be here any minute now" you said as you pushed your brothers aside.
"Wait, He?"
No sooner than later, there was a pop of a Portkey revealing a man no older than 20 years old wearing nothing but a bathrobe and slippers. He jumped to his feet with his wand out looking around in constant vigilance until he realized where he landed himself in and put his wand back into the holster.
"Er, sorry about that. Portkey in a post" the man rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly with his free hand while the other is holding the letter and the broach.
"Some great first impression you made, Dad," you said, exasperated.
The man snapped his head to the side and asked, "And who are you supposed to be?"
"I'm your eldest daughter, (First Name) Melania Black from the future" you replied.
He sputtered. "M-My daughter?! But you aren't supposed to exist!!"
The three of your jaws dropped in shock and shrieked, "What do you mean I'm/she's not supposed to exist?!"
"I think that this was a time loop so this young man's arrival was expected to be here. Magic after all works in mysterious ways" The current Lord Black said.
Pollux sputtered. "Arcturus!! My daughter could've bore powerful heirs for the Black Family!! Surely you aren't gonna stand for this?"
"More like aiding the family's downfall" the man muttered.
Sirius scrunched up his nose in disgust. "There's no way in hell we're gonna have that woman as our mother. I doubt she will accept that me and (First Name) are in different houses instead of Slytherin"
"We might be disowned and leave Reggie alone" you added in a dry tone.
Walburga narrowed her eyes and hissed lowly. "Lies"
"I, Harry James Potter, swear on my magic that I was born in 1980 and came from the future as the truth so mote it be" Harry raised his wand as he made a vow. His wand glowed a Lumos then dimmed to Nox once the vow was done.
"See, I wasn't lying," Harry said.
Sirius was about to open his mouth but winced in pain when you elbowed him in the ribs. You gave him a pointed look and he snapped his mouth shut.
"Then that settles it" Arcturus clapped his hands. "This wedding is canceled and all the wedding gifts will be returned. I apologize for wasting everyone's time"
Harry looks bemused that his time travel was sidestepped as if it was a trivial matter but then again, his future children are here as well. Walburga had to be ushered out by her mother while her father left with a dark look. Everyone stood up and left as they whispered to each other about the current events that happened.
"Well that's one way to crash a wedding" Sirius commented and got smacked in the head by you and Regulus.
"How did you guys get here in the first place?" Harry asked.
"This idiot touched a Portkey and sent us back in time here. That's the short version of what happened to us" you replied.
"Oi!!'
Now that Harry looked properly at the new Black. Her hair is just like his but more wavy and her heterochromia eyes are both his and Orion's.
"Perhaps there will be a wedding at a later date," Orion said lowly enough for only Harry to hear.
Harry noticed that Orion got closer and was trying to see through his robe. He tightened his hold on the flimsy fabric.
"You have to court me first" Harry shot back.
"I will" Orion replied, silver eyes looking earnest. "You and the children just saved me from a miserable marriage"
"Trust me. I know" Harry drawled.
"Just accept it, Dad. You will pop me and Sirius out in 5 years so don't deny the inevitable" you said with a 'p' sound while making a pop gesture.
Harry sputtered as he blushed deeply and glared while Sirius let out bark-like laughter while Regulus chuckled.
"Guess we better start counting then. Perhaps we can talk about this over dinner?" Orion smirked.
"Come on, you two. Let's go, I'm starving!!" Sirius grabbed his parents' hands and dragged them away.
"Siri, you can't just do that with our parents. Come back here!!" Regulus shouted and chased after them.
"Oi!! Don't leave us alone like that!!" you followed after.
"Is no one gonna bring up that the bearer of the children was in his bathrobe the whole time?"
"I'm sure they had it sorted"
"I know that. Did you notice that the children were playing matchmaker for them?"
"Can you blame them? They don't want anything to do with that Harpy. It is no wonder the bloke was so quick to dump her for him"
"Anyone would dump her"
"Ahem"
Arcturus cleared his throat from behind the two guests who had yet to leave. "I do believe the event has ended"
"My apologies!!" they scrambled and scurried out but they didn't notice his satisfied smile.
"Well done, Kreacher. I did remember asking to bring him here and not the kids?" Arcturus said and the Black family elf appeared with a pop.
"Master lord is welcome. Kreacher thought it was best to bring the future children here as well to help bring Master Heir Black and Master Harry together" The elf beamed.