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Quotes reimagined in the Multiverse of stories. Note: Now includes incorrect songs.
Harry Potter (1)
April 20, 2025 at 08:50 AM
Snape: [very seriously] I attend hula-hooping classes for fitness, and for fun.
Harry: Oh Merlin!
Snape: I've mastered all the moves. [shows Harry photos of him hula-hooping] The pizza toss. The tornado. The scorpion. The... oopsie-doodle.
Harry: [grinning ecstatically] Why are you telling me this?
Snape: Because no one... will ever believe you. [throws the photos into a cauldron, burning them]
Harry: No, no!
Snape: [smirks triumphantly]
Harry: You sick son of a bitch.