Loki (1)
Loki: Interesting… Very, very interesting.
Loki: Guys, Judge Renslayer has no pants on!
B-15: Um… What?
Loki: She has no pants on, is what. Here are the facts: At 11:55 A.M., Judge Renslayer walked past us holding a hot bowl of soup. At 12:03 P.M., I heard her yell “Ouch!” Then at 12:07, she called D-90 into her office. He entered, holding nothing. One minute later, he left holding an opaque bag. Judge Renslayer’s pants were in that bag!
Loki: Her knees are in the breeze! She's in her undies!
Mobius: That evidence is circumstantial.
Loki: Oh, so you guys want visual confirmation?
B-15: No.
Mobius: Not really.
Loki: Done!
Loki: Hey, Ravonna. I just need you to sign something at my desk real quick.
Renslayer: [SEATED BEHIND HER DESK] Just leave it on the couch. Dismissed.
Loki: Okay.
Loki: Ravonna, you're gonna freak. Yo-Yo Ma is in the TVA, and he's giving out autographs.
Renslayer: There are no nexus events involving Yo-Yo Ma anywhere and there never will be any nexus events involving Yo-Yo Ma.
Loki: How would you know that?
Loki: Ravonna, I'm choking on a lozenge! I’m gonna die!
Renslayer: …
Casey: I got you, Loki! [CASEY ATTEMPTS TO GIVE LOKI THE HEIMLICH MANUEVER]
Loki: No, no. Stop! I swallowed it! I swallowed it! It's fine!
Loki: Hey, hey. I made you another bowl of soup since you spilled yours earlier, but you're gonna have to come over here to get it.
Renslayer: All right, Laufeyson, I’m sick of you wasting time, so, yes, I spilled some minestrone on my pants, and I’m sitting in my underwear. Happy?
Loki: Yes! [SPILLS SOUP ON HIS PANTS] Ah.
Mobius: Ravonna, I need you to sign off on…
[MOBIUS FREEZES TO SEE LOKI AND RENSLAYER SEATED BEHIND RENSLAYER’S DESK]
Loki: Look at us, just three people with pants on having a normal conversation.
Renslayer: Yep. No story here.