A Series of Strange Occurrences

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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A Series of Strange Occurrences
Summary
A series of strange occurrences happens at Hogwarts. Harry wonders who could be behind it. Little does he know the answer is right there.A parody fic, sort of. Told in a style of a movie script.
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Jealousy

Colin: *comes over with a wide smile* "Hi Harry!"

Harry: *uncomfortable* "Uh...hi..."

Ginny: *is sitting nearby, squinting* "Is it just me, or are they close?"

Tom: *hissing* "KIll him!"

Ginny: "I just remembered that I have a super-important thing to do..."

Harry: "You do that. Meanwhile, I have Quidditch Practice."

Colin: "And I'll go with you for moral support..."

Ginny: "Moral support...sureeee..."

Tom: "Sadly, we can't kill him yet. Too many people will be watching. But we can do so at night."

Ginny: "I think I will go watch."

Lockhart: "So will I for no adequately explained reason."

*Harry ends up with a broken arm*

Colin: "Let me take a photo of you when you're vulnerable, as fanboys do!"

Lockhart: "I'll attempt to heal this despite not having any medical degree!"

Ginny: *adds them both to kill list*

Tom: *hisses in encouragement*

Ginny: *goes to the second floor, yanking Mrs. Norris' tail as she passes*

Mrs. Norris: "You're being disrespectful."

Ginny: "And you aren't supposed to be able to talk. Or move."

Mrs. Norris: "We're just going to ignore that."

Ginny: "Whatever." *enters the bathroom and starts to hiss*

Basilisk: *comes up* "You called?"

Ginny: "We're going after Creevey and Lockhart."

Basilisk: "Sweet!"

Ginny: *climbs onto her back* "Onward!"

*Colin is sneaking through the corridor leading to the hospital wing, when Ginny and the Basilisk appear out of nowhere*

Ginny: "You are going to humiliate him again, aren't you? Well, not on my watch!"

Basilisk: *stares him down*

Colin: *uses the camera as a shield, but his body goes rigid and he falls down with a dull thud.*

Ginny: "One problem solved." *listens* "I hear footsteps. Let's disappear." *Ginny and the Basilisk disappear inside a pipe*

McGonagall and Snape: *arrive* "Who could have done this?"

Dumbledore: *arrives* "Hospital wing is nearby. We'll take him there and hope for the best. The Mandrakes should be mature enough soon..."

Ginny: *is listening* "Shouldn't we get rid of the Mandrakes too?"

Tom: "That is a good idea, yes. Why didn't I think of that?"

Ginny: "Your knowledge is lacking..."

Tom: "And that's why I have you."

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