A Series of Strange Occurrences

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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A Series of Strange Occurrences
Summary
A series of strange occurrences happens at Hogwarts. Harry wonders who could be behind it. Little does he know the answer is right there.A parody fic, sort of. Told in a style of a movie script.
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The Beginning of Strange Occurrences

*Students are climbing the Hogwarts grand staircase. A blackened spectre is floating above the second stairway landing, and a Hufflepuff is lying before him, mouth slightly opened. His eyes wide and filled with mortal terror.*

Harry: "Is that Ser Nicholas? And Justin Finch-Fletchley? And who is that figure in a black cloak hiding behind that statue?

Figure in a black cloak: "We've been busted! Run away! Run away!" *runs away*

Harry: "I wonder who that was...and why did they say 'we'?"

*in the girls bathroom on the second floor*

Figure in a black cloak: "That was a close one..." *opens the pipe* "Now go back."

Basilisk: "But I don't wanna..."

Ginny: *removes cloak* "You will, and that's an order."

Basilisk: "Aw, fine." *goes back into the Chamber.*

Ginny: "Good girl."

Tom: "Good pet."

*In the Great Hall*

Ron: "So about the..." *Ginny slides into the seat next to him, clutching the diary to her breast.* "Oh hi, little sister.

Ginny: *muttering to herself* "Harry, Harry...go on a date with me, Harry." *opens the diary to a random page, where words 'Tom is the best' could be seen.*

Ron: "Anyway, about that match..."

Ginny: *suddenly stands up* "Why doesn't anyone notice!

Ron: "You're ruining the vibe, little sister."

Ginny: "AGHHHHH!" *runs away, clutching the diary*

Harry: "What was that all about?"

Ron: "Nothing important, I am sure..."

Harry: "Fair enough. Now let's go visit Hagrid."

Figure in a black cloak: *is stalking them until they disappear in Hagrid's hut, and then notices some roosters*

Roosters: *look at them fearfully*

Harry and Ron: *come out after a while and start to go back to the castle*

Figure in a black cloak: "He cares about Hagrid more than he cares about me, does he not? Well, this will show him!"

Roosters: "Please don't hurt us...we're innocent..."

Figure in a black cloak: "You belong to Hagrid, and you can kill our pet. That's why I must kill you." *snaps their necks* "Good riddance to bad rubbish."

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