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@ucantseemeL
What's the weirdest joke you've got?
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@hazzap._
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
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cause he got hit by a bus
|ย |@ucantseemeL
|ย | What's the weirdest joke you've got?
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@ILoveFood
A dyslexic man walks into a bra
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|ย | Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
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|ย |cause he got hit by a bus
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@BookWorm<3
Knock knock
Who's there?
To.
To who?
To whom.
|ย |@ILoveFood
|ย |A dyslexic man walks into a bra
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@number1b1tch
Whats green and has wheels?
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grass, I lied abt the wheels
|ย |@BookWorm<3
|ย |Knock knock
|ย |Who's there?
|ย |To.
|ย |To who?
|ย |To whom.
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@MionesHimboย
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her
|ย |@number1b1tch
|ย |Whats green and has wheels?
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|ย |grass, I lied abt the wheels
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@lifesalie
knock knock
who's there?
Dave
Dave who?
*Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him*
|ย |@MionesHimbo
|ย |How do you confuse a blonde? Paintย
|ย |yourself green and throw forks at her
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@loonylover
Why was six afraid of seven?
it wasn't. numbers aren't sentient and thus incapable of fear
|ย |@lifesalie
|ย |knock knock
|ย |who's there?
|ย |Dave
|ย |Dave who?
|ย |*Dave proceeds to break into tears as hisย
|ย |grandmother's Alzheimer's has progressedย
|ย |to the point where she can no longerย
|ย |remember him*
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@loonyluna
a horse walked into a bar
several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation
|ย |@loonylover
|ย |Why was six afraid of seven?
|ย |it wasn't. numbers aren't sentient and thusย
|ย |incapable of fear
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@NOExplosives
Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men and enjoys it
|ย |@loonyluna
|ย |a horse walked into a bar
|ย |several people got up and left as theyย
|ย |spotted the potential danger in theย
|ย |situation
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@YESExplosives
there's an Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew standing at a bar.
what a fine example of an integrated community
|ย |@NOExplosives
|ย |Your friend is so gay he has consensual sexย
|ย |with other men and enjoys it
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@bottomsup_1
How do you make a plumber cry?
you kill their family
|ย |@YESExplosives
|ย |there's an Irishman, a homosexual and aย
|ย |Jew standing at a bar.
|ย |what a fine example of an integratedย
|ย |community
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@bottomsup_2
a duck walks into a bar. the bartender says, "what'll it be?"ย
the duck doesn't say anything because it's a duck
|ย |@bottomsup_1
|ย |How do you make a plumber cry?
|ย |you kill their family
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@plantguy101
Why can't Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle?
because drawing a perfect circle is near impossible for any human
|ย |@bottomsup_2
|ย |a duck walks into a bar. the bartender says,ย
|ย |"what'll it be?"ย
|ย |the duck doesn't say anything because it'sย
|ย |a duck
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@nottyoursb1tch
Your mama's so fat she should be worried abt the increased risk of cardiovascular disease
|ย |@plantguy101
|ย |Why can't Michael J Fox draw a perfectย
|ย |circle?
|ย |because drawing a perfect circle is nearย
|ย |impossible for any human
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@s.snape
a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?"
the horse replies "my wife is dying of terminal cancer
|ย |@nottyoursb1tch
|ย |Your mama's so fat she should be worriedย
|ย |abt the increased risk of cardiovascularย
|ย |disease
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@ucantseemeL
I reported the tweet but there wasn't an option for being unfunny and a greasy git so I just reported him for domestic terrorism
|ย |@s.snape
|ย |a horse walks into a bar and the bartenderย
|ย |asks "why the long face?"
|ย |the horse replies "my wife is dying ofย
|ย |terminal cancer
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@oldman
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?
no
well it's really nice
|ย |@nottyoursb1tch
|ย |Your mama's so fat she should be worriedย
|ย |abt the increased risk of cardiovascularย
|ย |disease
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@Minnie
why did the girl fall off the swings?
she had no arms
|ย |@oldman
|ย |Have you seen Stevie Wonder's newย
|ย |house?
|ย |no
|ย |well it's really nice
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@BookWorm<3
I ACCIDENTALLY SUBMITTED A PAPER WORTH 35% OF MY GRADE W THIS INTRO BC I WAS TIRED AND FORGOT TO DELETE IM GONNA CRY FUCK
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(Picture can be seen on Wattpad)
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@loonylunaย
owning a cat makes you immune to demons
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@BookWorm<3
evil spirits in my house : *creak my door open ominously*
me : is that you baby??? *kissing noises* come here sweet baby <3
|ย |@loonylunaย
|ย |owning a cat makes you immune toย
|ย |demons
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@nottyoursb1tch
me : *feels another Presenceโข somewhere in the kitchen with me while i'm fetching a glass of water at 3am*
me, sleepy and unafraid : i'm not letting you out yet you bastard, go back to bed
the yellow-eyed demon that stalks me in the dark : *whispering* damn it
|ย |@BookWorm<3
|ย |evil spirits in my house : *creak my doorย
|ย |open ominously*
|ย |me : is that you baby??? *kissing noises*ย
|ย |come here sweet baby <3
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@loonyluna
Sloths aren't lazy; they're just saving their energy. Today, that energy is released
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@loonylover - this is singlehandedly the scariest fucking post on this hellsite what the fuck