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@Minnie
I learned today that a group of students used a Google doc to take lecture notes-- they all took notes simultaneously in a collective file
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@Minnie - As they took notes, they would mark places they were confused or couldn't follow the lecture--other students would see & explain, real time
|Β |@Minnie - at the end of the semester, as they are prepping for finals, they have this massive document of notes, questions, & explanations from peers
|Β Β |@Minnie - I dunno where they learned this, or if they just came up with it together, but it is AMAZING. Truly brilliant collaboration & solidarity
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@ILoveFood
presenting @BookWorm<3 and @plantguy101 as the schools official king and queen stoners
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@plantguy101 - fuck you.
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@loonyluna
just overheard @loonylover and @number1b1tch's mom's meet
"you look familiar.."
"so do you. where do I know you from?"
-pause-
"Jail."
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@loonylover - sounds abt right, she beat my ass a lil too much
@number1b1tch - yeah that tracks
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@ucantseemeL
bruh this one kid in my class, Drake, is on cloud 9 24/7 and I like to make fun of him every day
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@MionesHimbo
sobbing at this lil girl in target. dad tries to get her a dress and she just YELLS "no I'm GAY i CAN'T" and her dad just sighs so loudly and goes "no you're not gay, i'm gay. you're five."
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@lifesalie - The fact she probably picked up "I'm gay, I can't" from one of our parents (probably the dad in the store) kills me
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@BookWorm<3
Ate 67 gummi bears before realizing they were actually vitamins. I've ripped a door clean off it's hinges. I looked at my cat and he exploded
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@plantguy101 - this is why we don't piss her off
|Β |@number1b1tch - fr
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@loonyluna
my lesbian farmer gf or, as i like to call her, my crop top
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@loonylover - my lesbian electrician gf or, as I like to call her, my power bottom
|Β |@loonyluna - thank you for the best comment I've seen in my fucking life
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@hazzap._.
How to kill an introvert :
Starve him to death by putting a stranger in his kitchen.
Comments :
@number1b1tch - Fuck you.
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@MionesHimbo
being so deadass Imma need the next episodes of Hazbin Hotel to hurry tf up like omg
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@YESExplosives - deadass bro like let me finish the season
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@bottomsup_2
a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it's a shitzu
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@MionesHimbo - this is literally my favorite joke ever
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@loonyluna
not Helluva Boss not being out yet I loved Hazbin Hotel but Helluva Boss is supposed to continue π
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@YESExplosives - srsly like tf just hurry up π
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@ILoveFood
ay @hazzap._.
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@hazzap._. - what
|Β |@ILoveFood - do u think Voldy was a virgin
|Β Β |@hazzap._. - srsly ron
|Β Β Β |@ILoveFood - im only wondering π
|Β Β Β Β |@hazzap._. - oh merlin. well in the chamber of secrets his memory was him in 6th year
yeah def not a virgin
|Β |@YESExplosives - imagine being the lad or lass to do the frick frack w ol' dark lord voldy
|Β Β |@NOExplosives - the gryffindor boys dorm tweets - a place where we can talk abt sex with the dark lord but not say the word sex
|Β Β |@NOExplosives - lmao he hit me with a pillow
|Β |@plantguy101 - doing the do with you-know-who
|Β Β |@ILoveFood - he who must not be laid
|Β |@loonyluna - I want whatever drugs yall r on rn