Harry Potter Tweets

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Harry Potter Tweets
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ℙ𝔸ℝ𝕋𝕐 𝕋𝕀𝕄𝔼 - 𝔸ℝℝ𝕀𝕍𝔼𝔻 𝕀ℕ 𝕀𝕋𝔸𝕃𝕐!

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@oldman

everyone needs to congregate themselves to the front of the train as to take roll call


Comments :

@loonylover - Oh, well Moon and I have run off, so just count us present-

|Β  |@MionesHimbo - ^ Same for me and Mione

|Β  Β  |@plantguy101 - ^ same for me and Theo

|Β  Β  Β  |@YESExplosives - Dean and I are only here because I've planted a bomb and we want a front row seat

|Β  Β  Β  Β  |@NOExplosives - I've honestly given up on stopping Seamus, so good luck

|Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  |@ILoveFood - Blaise and I were dragged off by his mum-

|Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  |@BookWorm<3 - I'm just smoking my 2nd joint of the day

|Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  |@hazzap._. - why am I not surprised?


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@hazzap._.

help there's voices in my head rn-


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@BookWorm<3 - bitch I thought you was fr in trouble. everybody has voices

|Β  |@MionesHimbo - Mione no that's a sign of schizophrenia-

@plantguy101 - I- am deeply concerned


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@MionesHimbo

who's ready to get lit out here? Seamus is throwing a beach partyy


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@BookWorm<3 - @plantguy101 you bringing the good shit?

|Β  |@plantguy101 - duh, that's your life sustenance at parties


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@number1b1tch

if Potter has voices in his head, I'm concerned abt what they're tryna tell him to do-


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@ILoveFood - honestly, I'm more concerned about mione-

|Β  |@lifesalie - ^ real for that, ronald


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@loonyluna

Nev, I need that shit rn my head is finna ex fucking plode


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@plantguy101 - come on, meet me at the entrance


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@NOExplosives

just woke up from a nap and y'all let SEAMUS throw a PARTY that has FIREWORKS??


Comments :

@loonylover - not our fault the professors are tied up rn

@nottyoursb1tch - they quite literally are, as I was one to tie them up


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@bottomsup_1

completely unrelated to what's happening in Italy rn, I'm being haunted by some weird shit


Comments :

@bottomsup_2 - what'd you eat?

|Β  |@bottomsup_1 - beignets from that one Tiana movie w the powder sugar n shit

|Β  Β  |@BookWorm<3 - FUCK THAT WAS MY COKE I LEFT IT ON YOUR TABLE

|Β  Β  Β  |@ILoveFood - WHY THE SHIT ARE YOU LEVEING COCAINE ON MY TABLE??

|Β  Β  Β  Β  |@loonylover - @ILoveFood bitch, some of that shit was mine, too

|Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  |@number1b1tch - idfk whats happening here, but I love it

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