Harry Potter Tweets

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Harry Potter Tweets
Characters
Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley, Neville Longbottom, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Albus Dumbledore, Blaise Zabini, Luna Lovegood, Dean Thomas, Theodore Nott, Pansy Parkinson, Ron Weasley/Blaise Zabini, Hermione Granger/Pansy Parkinson, Seamus Finnigan, Luna Lovegood/Ginny Weasley, Seamus Finnigan/Dean Thomas, Neville Longbottom/Theodore Nott, Fred Weasley & George Weasley
Tags
Alternate Universe - Modern Setting Implied Sexual Content I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping Past Relationship(s) Past Regulus Black/James Potter Plot Twists Weird Plot Shit Implied/Referenced Drug Use Some Plot Implied/Referenced Underage Drinking Implied/Referenced Underage Sex Past Sirius Black/Remus Lupin Unhinged Neville Longbottom Everyone Is Unhinged ASF Jew Jokes (MY FAMILY IS JEWISH SO IT'S OKAY) they commit arson at some point there's a lot of mentions of it happening
Summary
Will get updates as I make more episodes, also, this is already published on Wattpad and TikTok, enjoy!Aiming for around 100 parts; we'll see how it goes :)
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@BookWorm<3 - istg- if someone steals my cocaine again, we throwin hands


Comments :

@MionesHimbo - how are you even getting cocaine-

@loonylover - I hope you share???

@loonyluna - Mione I'm out of weed, you got some?

|Β  |@BookWorm<3 - nah I've only got enough to last me till tomorrow. ask nev

|Β  Β  |@loonyluna - aight

@loonyluna - hey @plantguy101 me and Mione need some weed. you got the shit grown?

|Β  |@plantguy101 - yeah I do. come on up!


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@BookWorm<3

@Minnie do you want me to get your joints while I'm up here and run em down to you?


Comments :

@Minnie - Yes, please. My head is killing me. Sirius and James just stopped by

|Β  |@hazzap._. - wait what???


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Yeah. why?

*@BookWorm<3 Reposted @NOExplosives tweet "just woke up from a nap and y'all let SEAMUS throw a PARTY that has FIREWORKS??"*


Comments :

@NOExplosives - OMG How much shit did y'all blow up? Jesus fucking Christ

|Β  |@YESExplosives - chillaxxx baby we didn't blow nothing up <3

@lifesalie - @NOExplosives he bombed the homeless shelter

|Β  Β  |@YESExplosives - fucking snitch

|Β  Β  Β  |@NOExplosives - you blew up WAHT????


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@MionesHimbo

Mione, pass me a joint, will ya? Ferret and Blaise are giving me a fucking headache bc they're so far up their own asses it's unhealthy


Comments :

@BookWorm<3 - aw my poor baby πŸ₯Ί come on up, I'll let you in and we can smoke it together ❀️

@lifesalie - 1. SAPPY MFS ISTG MAN 2. What the fuck, Pans?? 😭

@number1b1tch - Oh fuck you too πŸ–•

@nottyoursb1tch - LMAOO IMAGINE


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@BookWorm<3

smokin a joint w my baby @MionesHimbo love you babyy


Comments :

@hazzap._. - I gotta agree w @lifesalie you're SAPPY AF

|Β  |@BookWorm<3 - fuck you, too

@loonylover - Loving the energy that's been created

|Β  |@number1b1tch - same ngl. you got any cocaine you could share?

|Β  Β  |@hazzap._. - Draco NO


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@number1b1tch

Harry you are in no position to tell me what I can and cannot sniff. right now I'm sniffing cocaine with gin fuck off you knockoff of your hot ass dad πŸ–•


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@hazzap._. - fuck you, too, god damn-

@ILoveFood - this is fucking fantastic oml-

@Minnie - normally I'd be upset with you but this is comedy for free so, who wants to join me for popcorn and hot cocoa while we watch this go down?

|Β  |@loonyluna - me, please!

|Β  |@oldman - oooh Minnie save a seat for me!

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