Harry Potter Tweets

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Harry Potter Tweets
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ℝ𝕆ℕ 𝔸ℕ𝔻 π”Ήπ•ƒπ”Έπ•€π•Šπ”Ό - 𝕋ℍ𝔼ℝ𝔸ℙ𝕐 𝔽𝕆ℝ 𝔸𝕃𝕃

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@hazzap._.Β 

Nah, I just walked past Ron's room and heard the most UNGODLY noises 😭🀚


Comments :

@MionesHimbo - I pity you. RIP your ears πŸ™

@BookWorm<3 - Honestly, Ron and Blaise have such a high sex drive it's unhealthy

| |@lifesalie - oi, fuck off, it's once a bloody week

|Β  Β  |@number1b1tch - are you counting the quickies in the bathrooms?

@ILoveFood - I'm going to just *keeps scrolling*

| |@loonylover - @ILoveFood Ron, McGonagall saw Harry's tweet

|Β  Β  |@ILoveFood - oh fuck-Β 

@Minnie - is this why you and Mr. Zabini go to the toilet every lesson, Mr. Weasley?

| |@lifesalie - ...no?

|Β  Β  |@number1b1tch - busted HA


Post :

@ILoveFood

Not me and Blaise getting a months detention 😭


Comments :

@hazzap._. - deserved

@loonylover - You definitely deserved that

@BookWorm<3 - I told you to stop sneaking off

@lifesalie - The universe must have divined this

| |@number1b1tch - is that a.. Dove Cameron reference?

|Β  Β  |@lifesalie - yes.


Post :

@MionesHimbo

@Minnie PLEASE GO ON A DATE WITH ME!! <33


Comments :

@BookWorm<3 - I HAVE BEEN BETRAYED

@Minnie - I'm flattered, but Ms. Granger seems to feel betrayed

@ILoveFood - not Minnie turning you down 😭🀚

@loonyluna - My pain meds haven't kicked in yet, Hermione, so PLEASE keep the music down before I slit your throat

| |@loonylover - should this be that attractive- ?

@hazzap._. - Luna serial killer arc? πŸ‘€

@number1b1tch - @loonylover yes it should be because it's hot af

| |@hazzap._. - he has a knife kink

|Β  Β  |@number1b1tch - POTTER! THE BETRAYAL!


Post :

@lifesalie

Not Draco's knife kink being revealed LMAOO


Comments :

@number1b1tch - fuck you all

|Β  |@hazzap._. - when and where?

|Β  Β  |@number1b1tch - ROR at seven

|Β  Β  Β  |@hazzap._. - I'll be there

@BookWorm<3 - And that's when I lost it

|Β  |@MionesHimbo - Midnight in Austin

|Β  Β  |@ILoveFood - And damn I'm exhausted

|Β  Β  Β  |@loonylover - What the hell's this song for?

@Minnie - Should I be concerned?

|Β  |@loonyluna - most likely


Post :

@Minnie

All students, fifth, sixth and seventh years, excluding Hermione Granger, are now required to take therapy


Comments :

@lifesalie - NOOO

@MionesHimbo - I respectfully decline, Professor

@BookWorm<3 - Honestly, you all need therapy

|Β  |@hazzap._. - EASY FOR U TO SAY! YOU HAVEN'T GOT TO GO!!

@number1b1tch - I need it, honestly. I'll see you on Monday at 5, professor

|Β  |@Minnie - I'll see you then, Mr. Malfoy

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