Harry Potter Tweets

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
G
Harry Potter Tweets
All Chapters Forward

𝕀𝔾ℕ𝕆ℝ𝕀ℕ𝔾 ℍ𝔸℀℀𝔸

Post :

@number1b1tch

Oh fuck this. Potter just seduced me and now I feel defiled


Comments :

@hazzap._. -Oh c'mon dray, you know you liked it

@Minnie - and that's my cue. I am turning in my resignation

|Β  |@lifesalie - NOO MINNIE

@ILoveFood - Harry! This is your fault! Stan Minnie for clear skin

@BookWorm<3 - No, Minnie! Come back! We love you! We're sorry πŸ₯Ί

|Β  |@Minnie - I'll consider it. I'm ordering food and hiding in my office for the rest of the week. Do as you please for my classes

@loonylover - Harry, you perverted dung beetle

|Β  |@hazzap._. - Rude, all I did was shag Draco

|Β  Β  |@number1b1tch - And now Minnie's quitting her job πŸ˜’


Post :

@hazzap._.

I just wanted to publicly apologize to @Minnie. I am truly sorry πŸ™


Comments :

@MionesHimbo - I am not speaking to you until Minnie comes back

@BookWorm<3 - All in favor of ignoring Harry until Minnie comes back, say Aye. Aye 🀚

|Β  |@number1b1tch - Aye πŸ₯±

|Β  |@lifesalie - Aye

|Β  |@MionesHimbo - Aye πŸ™Œ

|  |@loonylover - Aye 🀚

|Β  |@loonyluna - Aye

|Β  |@ILoveFood - Aye

|Β  |@hazzap._. - Rude arses

|Β  Β  |@Minnie - twenty points from Gryffindor and a weeks detention, Mr. Potter


Post :

@BookWorm<3Β 

The public has spoken, Harry James Potter shall NOT be communicated with until Professor Minerva McGonagall comes out of her office. Adjourned πŸ‘©βš–οΈ


Comments are disabled


Post :

@Minnie

Students, I am coming back to classes tomorrow, please be prepared for anything and everything. Thank you


Comments :

@MionesHimbo - THANK FUCK, LOVE YOU, MINNIE

@number1b1tch - YES, THANK MERLIN

@lifesalie - OH THANK GOD


Post :

@BookWorm<3

As of Minnie's return, it is to be stated that the encouragement against contact with Harry James Potter has been revoked. Adjourned πŸ‘©βš–οΈ


Comments are disabled

Forward
Sign in to leave a review.