Characters
Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley, Neville Longbottom, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Albus Dumbledore, Blaise Zabini, Luna Lovegood, Dean Thomas, Theodore Nott, Pansy Parkinson, Ron Weasley/Blaise Zabini, Hermione Granger/Pansy Parkinson, Seamus Finnigan, Luna Lovegood/Ginny Weasley, Seamus Finnigan/Dean Thomas, Neville Longbottom/Theodore Nott, Fred Weasley & George Weasley
Tags
Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
Implied Sexual Content
I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
Past Relationship(s)
Past Regulus Black/James Potter
Plot Twists
Weird Plot Shit
Implied/Referenced Drug Use
Some Plot
Implied/Referenced Underage Drinking
Implied/Referenced Underage Sex
Past Sirius Black/Remus Lupin
Unhinged Neville Longbottom
Everyone Is Unhinged ASF
Jew Jokes (MY FAMILY IS JEWISH SO IT'S OKAY)
they commit arson at some point
there's a lot of mentions of it happening
Summary
Will get updates as I make more episodes, also, this is already published on Wattpad and TikTok, enjoy!Aiming for around 100 parts; we'll see how it goes :)
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April 21, 2025 at 03:05 AM
Harry -
Username - @hazzap._.
Bio -
He/They
I'm built different π
Draco -
Username - @number1b1tch
Bio -
He/Him
Potter, idk what you did today, but it's stupid
Hermione -
Username - @BookWorm<3
Bio -
She/Her
Books and Pansy are my life β€οΈ
Pansy -
Username - @MionesHimbo
Bio -
She/They
I'm a himbo - but only for Mione π
Ron -
Username - @ILoveFood
Bio -
He/Him
I'm just hungry tbh
Blaise -
Username - @lifesalie
Bio -
He/Him
Ronald needs to get a grip on life in my opinion
Ginny -
Username - @loonylover
Bio -
She/Her
Love you, Luna β€οΈ
Luna -
Username - @loonyluna
Bio -Β
They/She
Love you, too, Gin β€οΈ
Minerva -
Username - @Minnie
Bio -
She/Her
Hello, people! -Sirius and James