The order of the Phoenix
Guzma fucked up…I am sad for him but he still fucked up.He believe a bitch who makes Blondbitch and Blondbitch 2 seems like saint and now he is in a hospital bed.While I was searching for information on legendaries,he was busy being manipulated.Now the islands are full of ultra beast coming from a another univers and Guzma was poisoned by one of them.He nearly have the time to disbanded the Team than he just collapsed.
I was call because of a while back,We put each other’s name,instead of our parents a while back.The doctor said he will need to walk on crutches and will have spasms and vomiting sometimes for a few mouth.Plumeria and the grunts visited sometimes.
Finally,Guzma was able to get out and we enter in the shady house,that we are welcomed by Maugrey,two man and a woman.They present each other’s and say their members form the order of the Phoenix,a group formed by the old gizzer during the first war.And they wants us to come with them in their HQ.We have not choose but to follow.We have been basically kidnap.
We prepare quickly our suitcase,well as quickly Guzma could get and go outside.We will have to fly and follow them.As I get out my dragonness,they seems startled.I roll my eyes as I help Guzma climb her.They fly on their cringe brooms.After a few hours of flight,we stopped before a typical English neighborhood.As soon as we land,Maugrey give a paper and said to say it out loud. « The headquarters of the order of the Phoenix is in the 12 square Grimmaurd ».As soon as I said this,a entire house appears before us.
We enter and the house is very old and dirty mansion.The mother of Redbastard welcomes us and gasp as she see the state of Guzma.Redbastard and more importantly Hermione come at us.Hermione is happy to see us back,Redbastard a bit less.
I give Hermione,her starter.This’s a Eevee,the pokemon with the most versatile evolution line.Eevee jumps on Hermione’s arms and nuzzles on her chest.Hermione turn her eyes to Guzma.« Are you okay ? »He sigh,and give what the doctor told us.
« Kids get out,we need to discuss between members of the order »Said Maugrey strictly.Hermione and Redbastard complain. « I thinks at least Hermione should stay » « Y/N there are children » « Not more then me or Guzma » Maugrey don’t budge and send them upstairs.
We enter a room where stood a huge table,Its propose was probably originally to eat with the host’s all family.The oldest brother of Redbastard,the professor of potion,the dad of Redbastard,a dirty hot man,a other man were sitting. « Where is the old gizzer ? » Maugrey turn at me confused. «Boo over here meant the Dumbledoor guy »The mother of Redbastard looks like she has been personally attack just like everyone.I sigh. « I get it he is a big deal for you lot,but this’s just a normal guy » They look even worse.
The dirty hot guy get up his chair with now furiously. « Listen,you were maybe lucky with You know who,but Dumbledore could split your ass up like a Sunday morning.I smirk. « Someone has some bark over here but as a professional,a kid can do better than you.I mean they do showers sometimes,little Muk »I slap my hand on the table. « So my question was never answers » « The headmaster is taking care of some business in the ministry » The professor of potion responds to me with a amused smile and malicious spark in his eyes. « You know,we are not in school and legally and socially equal,we can as equally immature to you as you are on people you treat as inferior »My little warning ' seems to destroy the smug he was in him.And the dirty boy seems more intrigued.
Maugrey asked us,not say forced us to sit down.A harpy voice scream old insults and I am pretty sure bastard is used literally and seriously.The dirty boy sigh,go to here,is the voice. « What was that ? » « Sirius go to shut their mother up » Maugrey said exasperated.Sirius like the godfather that Harry,well he was…Wait he is the one who own this house.Sirius got back.
Maugrey say that Dumbledore search new member for the order. « We could ask plumes to come »Guzma say with a grin. « Yeah,maybe we could also ask Gladion.He is young but we don’t care » The others restart to complain but We ignore them.Maybe we could ask all the exgrunts too.
Sirius get up and ask Guzma and me to follow him.We shrug and follow him.Before us,stood a picture seemingly for showing his entire family.
« You know I was the godfather of Harry and falsely accused. »We nod. « I am from the black. family,a pure blood obsessed family. »He mockingly chuckles. « They hated me for not following their ideology and I hated them too.My best friends,Harry’s parents got killed by Voldemort.My godson was the only thing I had left… » «Yeah what me and Guzma have to do something with this?» He chuckles before violently closing the distance between us. «You two are the bloody reason why he is dead » « Damn you should really take a shower and I fuck ya boi over here » Sirius sigh like a dog as he go away.
We learn later than all the Redbastard family is here.A least the older children are cool…Hermione seems to bonding with her Eevee.Plumeria and Gladion quickly come.The members are even more complaining when they found out Gladion’s a very edgy 10 years old.The old gizzer weirdly accepted than Plumes and Gladion comes in Hogward even if they don’t have wizard heritage.
Hermione and…Redbastard become the prefect of their house and I was quite surprised when I find I was a prefect of Slytherin.Guess we will never going to get punished for a while.
The rest of the week until the day of coming back to school was torture,the membres of the order,are really pain in the ass,killing bit by bit the fun we hadn’t.
The day of the Hogward express comes. I help and laugh at plumeria’s face as we had to pushing her for getting her through the wall.We entre the train and Redbastard have to find a other compartment which fit his stupidity.The compartment door reopened by Neville with a blond girl,Luna Lovegood,we meet her when she was bullied by the own people of her house for being too “weird”.But they go away as they see they’re is no place left.
The train stop and the carriages this time have creatures carrying them,a dark rapidash type with wings. « You can see them now » This gentle voice comes from Luna and them go away to sit down,leaving us without answers.