The pink monster
We enter the castle and sit on the gryffindor table,that for results to the others students to give us glares.Neville sit next to Hermione with a nervous smile.Guzma thrown Neville’s pokeball.The pokeball open to makes appear his first pokemon Skiddo.Unlike Hermione,the choice of the type was easy,so we give him a starter with a individual type,unlike Hermione who can choose with each type her Eevee will evolve.
The professors sit on their table.The professors of the Defence against the darks arts has been change,this’s now a small ugly women who give a weird aura and Hagrid is no more professor.The hat sings a new song.We didn’t listen because Plumes and Gladion reaction were hilarious,but that quite surprised Hermione.Apparently the message was different,the hat wanted to give warning for uniting the school.
The ceremony of the hat start and when the professor of transfiguration call Guzma.He sigh and walk towards the hat,he gets send to Slytherin but the hat hesitate with Hufflepuff.The professor of Defence against the dark arts,cut off the old gizzer’s speech.She gets,unsuccessfully trying to be polite.She speaks as the Students were babies,I mean some are mentally but most are teenagers.By her speech,we could understand she was from the ministry,mean she is here to piss us off.She wants to change the education like the good old days,when she was young and didn’t look like a Muk…like that wasn’t probably the case before.
Nobody was listening,I difficultly listen while send her a glare,she will be a problem.Blondbastard sneak behind me,said do you need to guide the new Slytherin to the dorms…My eyes widen.NO.Blondbastard sigh. « Yes you are a prefect somehow Muggle »I groan and do “my job”.Guzma,Plumes and Gladion follow me to Blondbastard’s dispair.
We go on the usual room,the two bitches are nowhere to be seen,they were on their last year.
The next day,Blondbastard unmanly screams as reading the newspaper.The others students reading that crap too,fearfully look at Guzma and me.Guzma smirks but not something fishy.Later,Hermione comes at us before class,she look anxious and disbelief. « I can’t believe that bloody woman…RITA skeetle always tell lies even after I discover her secret !That time even the ministry follow her… » Plumes look at her worried. « Who’s that ? and What she did ? » Hermione blushes a little but go back to reality. « That’s a bad journalist,she said this is Guzma and Y/N killed Harry ! » « THAT BITC… »
I can’t believe that Blondbitch…No shit that the ministry send someone in the staff…Hermione sigh and sit with us on the floor.Her Eevee and cat purrs against her.Guzma sigh. « In a better note,into what do you think you will evolve your Eevee ? » Hermione look at us confused and tell something about a Evolution theory of a Darwin.Yeah…that true she never saw a pokemon evolve. « May be that how animal evolve but that’s not how pokemon do »I tell how pokemon evolution works,that seems to confuse her even more.Gladion explain to her the eeveelutions and take out his umbreon.
Pinkbitch pass by and her eyes screams disgust,thing we give her back instantly.We get up,that Defence against the dark arts meaning we have to support her for 1 hours straight.As soon as we walked in the class,I knew that was going to be painful.Pinkbitch orders us around,treat us like kids and objets and unsuccessfully trying to hide her hatred.Her class is all bout reading the book,we didn’t have.She obviously complain about that.I smirk and chuckles,last year I would have been angry,now I found that pathetic.
I take off my feets of my table. « Dolores,why reading a old book will learn us to protect ourselves ? » She gasp and grind her teeth. « You may not use my first name and criticize my teaching method » « And y’a may not be a bitch ! » « Teaching method ?This is not teaching,this’s wasting time. » Guzma and Hermione’s voice resounds in the classroom.Guzma grinning and Hermione annoyed.
Pinkbitch didn’t know how to start then Hermione already get up and took the mic. « Voldemort is back,this’s a fact.We were lucky that Guzma and Y/N were here to push him away… » The name make the students shivers.She sigh and groan on the same time.Plumeria get up too.« Come on…this is just a name,we must not be scared… » Pinkbitch tried to keep her composure.I get up. « We didn’t not kill Harry,a deatheater did accidentally,Voldemort kill the deatheater right after. » Gladion sigh. « That is dumb to think they did,HARRY WERE THEIR FRIEND DAMNIT »
Pinkbitch shakes form Gladion outbursts. « That are all lies,You know who is not back,What happened to Harry is a mystery,this two…poor things…were the only suspects » « Things…? »Nerville says surprised and shaking.Pinkbitch try to get back her words but everyone didn’t believe that a second.I sigh and carry Guzma. « Let’s go » We go out the classroom.Pinkbitch was petrified by shock.We never going back in her class again.
The professor of transfiguration see us,discuss about the Eeveelution.We explained what happened and she smiled appreciatly.That surprise me and Guzma but not Hermione.McGonagall is a member of the order of the Phoenix.
Somedays later,as we were advised how Hermione and Neville should train their pokemon,the twins walk through,holding their hands form pain.They were mumbling something about Pinkbitch.Hermione call them out and ask what Pinkbitch did.The twins said after Pinkbitch caught them testing their new trick,she decided she will give them a detentions every day for a month.They just get out the first one.I worry they don’t have a hand pain just because they have write a assignment.
« That Umbridge is crazy ! As we have to write down “I will not be a disobedient child” 100 th,the feather wasn’t using ink but our own blood… »They pull out their hands form the dominant hand,showing “I will not be a disobedient child”written on their back of their hand in their own flesh.That will be permanent now but when the time that will be…Dolores will pay !!