That son of a bitch
I don’t really know how you can prepare yourself to a labyrinth,sure I will be some creatures and things to care off in the way in the labyrinth, but we don’t know what so…
The day of the last task,Blondbastard giggles as he read a newspaper…really today…Guzma take his newspaper exasperated.Blondbastard whine as he holds his own hand,with now a huge paper cut.Guzma sigh at the same time and thrown the newspaper. « Blondbitch 2 ? »
Guzma nods,Blondbitch 2 makes Harry look like dangerous and insane,thinking Harry is the one harassing her.Gengar did good his job,a little too good.
Four eyes come at us saying that Plumeria and some weird gangsters wait for us.Wait what…We go in a small room where the champions reunite with their family,Four eyes is with people looking alike with Redbastard…But we did care much because Plumeria,Gladion and the 16th grunts are indeed here.
The other families look at us disgusted,hating we were having fun.Plumeria ask how Hermione is now. The red haired woman who came for Four eyes come at us still judgmental.Apparently I was right and they were the huge family of Redbastard.Redbastard decided to snitch our behavior,unknowingly we own it pridefully.Guzma grins. « We better be ! » « Our bosses are baddest there is »The grunts yell at unison.Plumeria and me are chuckling at it and Gladion roll his eyes amused.
The oldest sibling smile at us and the dad start asking questions about « muggles » technology and pokemon.At least some are not really judgmental and are indeed curious.
Guzma and me goes in the place of the task also get with the other champions.The organizer present us the new arrivals,the last task was at open invites.We are the first one,quickly followed by Four eyes,Viktor and Blondbitch.
We enter in the labyrinth,we follow the right side,but quickly we are lost,labyrinth are really not our things.Four eyes run towards us,scared and dirty probably fighting on of the creature.This is a huge shadowy figure levitating but as its watch us,it’s transform slowly into Guzma’s dad,the silhouette is enough for Guzma to freezing.I take off my Froslass before that things finish transforming. « Froslass uses Icebeam. » The icebeam freezes that things off.
Guzma fall on his knees,breathing heavily.I put my hands on his shoulders pull him into a comforting hug. « The hell was that thing Four eyes? » « A boggard,that creature turn into the thing you most scare of » In Guzma’s case his own father…
We goes again,Froslass in her pokeball.Guzma calming slowly down.I see a little shadowy creature shying away behind a hedge,clearly a pokemon. I kneel down at it,talking to it calmly and give my hand to it.It give me its paw and point me toward one of the ways.
« Do you try to guide us ? » The poor thing nod.Guzma chuckle and Four eyes eyes the pokemon with worry. « Do you thing that a good idea,following it ? »Guzma shrug. « We don’t have much choice. We follow you shadowy pokemon ! »
After some time,we are before a sphinx,reciting a poem,we did have the time to think that the pokemon writes on the ground,the word of the insect Maugrey used during one of his classes and pointed to me. « You want me to say it ? »The pokemon nods again.I eyes up the sphinx. « the response is Spider… » The sphinx smile and fly away. We are before the goblet of fire.
The little pokemon writes something else on the grounds.The word name followed by Marshadow. « This is your name ? » Marshadow nods and write its types.It’s a Fighting and a ghost type.It write again and that said… « You are a Mythical Legendary… » Guzma do surprised Guzma noises.Marshadow take my hand and take something out my bag,a ultra ball and give me that to my free hand. « Do you want me to catch you ? » Marshadow nods and poke its head on the ultraball.Marshmallow enter he pokeball and the pokeballs shakes 3 Times.
A legendary just become my pokemon.Guzma whistle and four eyes go towards the goblet.We run towards it and we touch it all tree at the same time.
I feel the world going black before slowly going back.We’re now in a cemetery.Banette take out of it’s pokeball,looking worried and attentive.Guzma and me know that Banette have a great intuition,so we get just as attentive.Four eyes hold his forehead by pain and even fall. We heard a voice.
« Kill the other » I take Guzma’s hand. « Banette uses Protect » As a other uses the death spell,Banette protect me and Guzma.The spell hit the shield and bounces towards Harry as the shield disappears.Harry’s corpse fall on the ground.
The silence hit between us and attackers.The voice of the first one cut it. « Start the ceremony anyway » The words seems calm but the voice irradiate of anger.The other is a little grotesque man put a baby-like on the ground which come from the angry voice.There are a pot,the man put a all skeleton of a deceased man,Tom Jedusor,the original name of Voldemort,followed by taking the baby like which he call master,this is Voldemort.The man fall Voldemort in the pot and Voldemort go out now fully grown…
Guzma and me looking each other’s eyes before laughing out loud.The pride in Voldemort’s eyes fall,and the man grow even scared.Voldemort sigh and turn around the man. « Wormtail,you killed Harry Potter » « No no no I didn’t mean too… »We stop laughing as the kill spell is used again.
Voldemort don’t care and touch his tattoo.Quickly others comes,the others deatheaters.They kneel before him.
« The Muggles who everyone talk about and mock… » « Ah Fuck off,you ugly motherfucker ! » I sigh annoyed.Guzma and me take out our pokemon.Guzma’s pokemon constitutes of Golisopod,Scizor,Pinsir,Masquerain,Vikavolt and Ariados.My pokemon constitutes of the dragonness,the new addition Marshadow,Banette,Gengar,Froslass and Mimikyu.
I start by punching Voldemort in the face. « Makes sure they can’t use their stick »I say as I crush Voldemort’s bony stick under my boot.As the pokemon uses attacks to take them down,Guzma and me makes our hands dirty.Golisopod use his pin missile to poison multiple deatheaters.Scizor and pinsir cut and crush their sticks.Froslass and Masqurain freeze some by using ice beam.Vikavolt paralyses deatheaters.Ariados and Gengar continue the poisoning with poison thread and sludge bomb.Banette uses poltergeist to crash their stick on their head.Mimikyu use phantom force.The dragonness slide her tail for hitting the most amount of Deatheaters.Marshmallow surprise them by stealing their stick before punch them,with a ghost attack I never seen before,by attacking its shadows become purple.
I wait for Voldemort to stand up before taking him by the collar. « We are not mocked but feared dumbass. »I thrown him on a tree.Quickly every deatheater are down.I carry Harry’s corpse. « Let’s go back to Hogward »I said as I climb on the dragonness.Guzma look at me worried as I climb too. « Are you okay,boo ? » I shrug and we take back our pokemon in their pokeball.We fly on the dragonness’s back.
We land on the field of the 3th task.The old gizzer run at us,dispair on his traits at he see Harry’s state,followed by Plumeria,the grunts,Hermione and Redbastard . « Your dark lord is back » « Ya boi handled it but those deatheater seems to be huge deal for us » The old gizzer look at us surprised.Maugrey come at us,trying to look impressed but his displeasure towards us is now distinguishable. « Karkaroff run off » « I didn’t see him with the deatheater » I stab him with my glare. «That’s why he run off ».I giggles. « figures but Don’t need to hide yourself anymore,Junior »
If glare could kill~ I punch him in the face.Damn do i wanted to do this! The old gizzer take Junior’s bottle and sniff it. « That’s Polyjuice » Hermione gasp. « the transformation potion ! » « Where did you hide Alastor,Barty ? » The old gizzer seems least amused right now.Junior laugh of pain as I turn back at his true form.During the transformation,Guzma seems disgusted,Junior’s face look like this melt,hiding fis true face. « Guzma take Junior,we go in his office,Dumbledore where is the office of the professor of the Defence of the Darks arts ?» I still hold Harry’s corpse.
The old gizzer guide us to the office,Guzma drag Junior on the ground even as he going up and down the stairs.Plumeria,Hermione and Redbastard follow us.We enter in the office and The old gizzer go straight to a safe,he open it and we find the true Maugrey,asleep. « Where is your father,Barty ? »Junior laugh even more crazy at the old gizzer’s question.Plumeria kick him in the face. « I think you know what Junior did to senior » The old gizzer sigh disappointed. « I will ask Minerva to take care of Maugrey and of Harry. »
We go back in the field and the professor of transfiguration take them with a uncharacteristic sadness.The old gizzer take me and Guzma in his office.The old gizzer has a despair look at his face and something strik to me. « Reassure me you didn’t thought that a kid will be the only one able to defeat Voldemort… » « There was a prophecy… » « So do you really believe that crap,we have literally just destroyed him and all his team,without preparing for it… » Guzma grins « Yeah we can deal with this bastard easily »The old gizzer seems still unsure.
« We are literally all you got. »I say coldly. « I have a lot to think about Y/N » I sigh and pull Guzma as We get out the room. « I can’t believe that old fool… »I grumble.A man comes at us and present himself with a hidden disgust.This’s the minister of the ministry of the magic.I tell him to get lost,I’m not in a good mood,to resist the desire to punch him.
The next day,the only thing I want is to stay in bed.I cuddle with Guzma and try to comfort me,even if I probably as depressed as me.Hermione comes in the room with a dwarf Heracross in a jar. « I don’t think even a bug can cheer me up Bookgirl… » « This’s not a simple beetle that Rita skeetle. » She say as she sit on the bed. « Rita is a animagus,a wizard able to transform into a animal. » I ask for the jar containing Blondbitch 2,and shakes it furiously. Fuck I needed that…Hermione smile and Guzma grins.
Hermione force us to go outside and Cedric and Neville come at us. « Guzma,I was looking for you » « Why Pretty boy ? » « I want to become a Pokemon Trainer in Team skull… » Guzma snickers. « You can’t,see I created the family to united the mocked underdogs,having a pretty boy will destroy the vibe » Cedric shrug. « I will still be a Pokemon Trainer » « I wasn’t stoping you » Hermione smile. « I think I want to becoming a pokemon trainer too. »Neville nods to it. I smile. « We will get you two a pokemon starter,for next year »