A punk witch…who fuck a muggle and has pokemon!?

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A punk witch…who fuck a muggle and has pokemon!?
Summary
You,a 17 years old,a Pokémon trainer,specialised in ghost type and the be Childhood best Friend and partner to the great team skull boss Guzma of the same age,find as you come back of one of your date that…you are a wizard ?!PS The reader has very much a sailor’s tongue
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The hogward champion

Our dorm is in the dungeon of the castle.I sit on my bed as Banette happily bounce on the bed.The room is too small to let my pokemon running around,in roommate with 2 gals who seems to be partypoopers.I take my rotomphone to call bug boi.

« Baby,Do you want to call daddy to make sure,we are safe and sound? » Banette chips approvingly.I call Bugboi.I hear some swears behind the phone,and a sigh.As I heard Guzma’s voice,I can’t help but smile.He was worried…I tell everything that happens.He tell me they were able to take over a entire city,po town.I congrats him.

We stay on the phone for a great part of the night.So let’s say I am quite tired.One of the bitch give me my schedule.The other sneak a pic of my schedule and chuckle mockingly.

« You have the same schedule than the 4th years. »Whatever too tired to care…I recognize no class.I got Herbology soon.You will study plants ?I take my decidueye,my trevenant and my Banette follow me.I ask the bitches where happens the class.They laugh at me mockingly and I roll my eyes.

In the way,I found Four eyes,redbastard and bookworm,they go in the same class so we go together.The plants,we work with are quite buglike and act more like a pokemon than a plant.We will take care of them,not a bad class.even though I not have a green thumb.Near the end,the prof ask if that’s exist plantlike pokemon.

I start to explain the differents types and more specifically the grass type.

The next class is the Care of Magical Creatures.The prof is the giant that Four eyes greets yesterday.He seem quite passionate.My experience with the pokemon give me an avantage over the others on that subject.

We go in the hall to eat lunch.Hermione go quickly for the library,still drowned on her book.They go for the divination class and I decide to go in the forest,next to the giant’s class.I use my decidueye to fly over the forest,the forest seems to be quite dead,not the good kind.The animals seems asleep.I will visited it a other night.

The next day go smoothly.And DAMN I miss my Guzma.Sure I call him but still…I have a class of Defence Against the Dark Arts.The simple thought make me laugh,me,Y/N going against the dark…hilarious.The professor seem the veteran type,yet I feel like something is wrong with him.Something that Banette feel too.The professor also seem to weirdly hate me for no reason.

He teach us about the unforgivable spells,the one who permits the user to control their target,the one who give pain and the one who kill.Some kid so the demonstration of the pain one on a small Ariados but he seems ready to break like when the abuse of our parents still affected us.

At the end of the class,he run away and kneel down in a corder to cry.I quietly approach him and sit with him.He tell his story between sniffing.A you know who tortured his parents with the pain spell,until they became insane.

« You know,me and my boyfriend back home also get a harsh childhood until we meet each other.That make us grew even closer and stronger.Because we are strong,but our parents make us feel small.You are stronger than you realized…Also I don’t know that you know who. »He seem calmer.

« you are lucky then,he is the baddest wizard,a dark wizard wanting to kill every people with Muggle blood…He will want to kill you »

« that wizard this is a human ? »He nod curious but still shaking.  « Then pokemon can easily destroy him »I stand up and pat his head.Banette give him a quick hug before following me.

The next week was very painful, I can’t do a single spell and the transfiguration,I can’t even do anything but I am quite good at potion.

I can’t help but the all bullying that happens between the houses and the staff do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ! I am the only one protecting the victims no matter which house they are.As a result,almost everyone are scared of me.Neville and Cedric are only who agrees to hangout with me usually with the occasional Hermione.Banette grew more and more chill with them,meaning they are too be trusted.

We go to the great hall at the end of school.This far more full than usual.Everyone was glued before a sign saying which schools going to compete against us,and will come that evening. I notice that the food room as I like to call it because we eat here was decorating for the occasion.

As we sit,Hermione is still on her book. I ask what she working on.She talk about Elves and bringing them Justice.I wonder what it’s about.the prof of transfiguration was very stressed and usually she know I wouldn’t listen to her but now she even bother to try to change my posture and shit.

Both school come,I admit with style…but I think they just want to show their balls to impress us.BeauxBatons,one of the school,as a Kalosian this name is hilarious,that mean pretty stick,come in a carriage carried by Radidash-like animals.This a only girls school,so the guys thirty,basically drool at the sight.The director of the school is a giant like Hagrid,who I befriend because of our common love for creatures.

The other school,Durmstrang come in a submarine,none of the student seems to know what submarines are.This is a guys only school,cut to gals drooling…The director of dumstrongs seems fishy,Banette feels that too. Cedric gasp of surprise.He said disbelief that there is a Victor Krum.I ask who.Hermione responds by saying that a famous athlete of a sport popular in the Wizarding world.

We sit on a table,I teached them to not care about rules,so we can sit together,even we are in different houses.The Durmstrang kids sit on the Slytherin table and the beauxbatons sit on the table on the Gryffindor table,they laugh mockingly as the Durmstrang students are impressed and curious.So I know who I will like and who I will hate…

The old gizzer said that the competition will start shortly after we ate.A blond gal seems the one who most of the guys drool about,like they literally drool.Not my style,too classy.Hermione sigh.Some stick in the ass character come in.Hermione groan at his sight.

« Who is that bastard ? » Hermione responds,that someone from the gouvernement.I groan too…Great…

The old gizzer say how the championship will work.The chosens ones will have compete in 3 dangerous task,at the end they will win points.The one with the most win.The goblet of fire will choose the participant of each school…don’t ask me how…We will have to put our name and each school we will complete for,in the goblet. I really want to put Alola or even better TEAM SKULL but I have to resist…

The old gizzer screams the name of the chosen champion.Krum is the chosen for the school of Durmstrang,the blond who make the guys drool is the chosen for the other school.

« The champion of Hogwarts is Y/N L/N! » I smirk as I walk toward the waiting room,full by the 2 champions.I heard the name of Four eyes being screamed.Blondie screams form disgust as they see Banette.I groan angrily.

« DON’T you dare say a single word bitch »I say in French,her look is between Fear and anger.Viktor don’t read the room and ask curiously,where do I come form.I turn violently at him with a smile.

«I am a Alola gal,this’s a pokemon region and this is Banette,my little baby,well one of them »He don’t seems to understand but smile.
Four eyes come in weirdly uncomfortable. I go toward him.

« So someone didn’t listen to the rules…Mommy/Daddy is so proud » He complains that he didn’t put it.I chuckle and wink at him.« I know »

The old gizzer ask calmly.If I put his name in the goblet.They complain about the participation of Harry.I whistle,given me everyone’s attention.

« Harry didn’t put his name and the goblet chose him,even though I don’t know how,but I think we are sure that Harry is obligated to complete right ? »The old gizzer sigh,as he agrees with me.

« You are right,young L/N,look like we will have 3 students competiting for Hogwarts »Everyone else agrees annoyed.

I tick.« The fuck you mean dude,3 ? »

Did I just heard a golisopod clicking ?

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