A punk witch…who fuck a muggle and has pokemon!?

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A punk witch…who fuck a muggle and has pokemon!?
Summary
You,a 17 years old,a Pokémon trainer,specialised in ghost type and the be Childhood best Friend and partner to the great team skull boss Guzma of the same age,find as you come back of one of your date that…you are a wizard ?!PS The reader has very much a sailor’s tongue
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Y’a boy Guzma

I didn’t have the time to think that Banette run over the source of the sound.Weird the only person other than me that it’s love is…

« Did y’a miss me Boo ? »That voice…I quickly turn around to see…Guzma.I feel my brain electrocute…And I run toward him.I hug him tightly and he carry me,I hold his face and kiss him.Guzma’s golisopod nuzzle his face in my neck.Banette hugs Guzma’s leg.He caress Banette head.I do the same thing with Golisopod.

« Man did I miss you ! »I said as I look at Guzma’s white eyes.

I heard coughing,and we threw back in reality.I don’t know who do the coughing but everyone seems either annoyed or embarrassed.I whisper to Guzma to put me down.He do it reluctantly.Dumbledore is quite amused.

« I see you meet your companion…in the competition of course »I feel my brain fontionned back again.

« How did you know where he was ?I never tell you. »He seems uncomfortable now.The professor of Defence against the dark arts do the answer for him.He used a elve to go in my phone.HE EVADED MY FUCKING PRIVACY.

« That’s f’ck up,Dude »Guzma said with a hash voice.Bondie decide she has not enough attention,so she decide to bother us by criticism my choice in men.I ignore her.

I guide Guzma in my room.Nobody is inside,Golisopod and Banette go back in their pokeball.

I push him against the wall and start kissing him furiously.I missed his touch so damn much.He hold my waist and slightly bite my lip.His tongue lustily tingling with mine.HIs saliva is confortly warm.He suavely groan against me,I feel his rumble on his chest on my hand.

« I missed y’u too Boo »He said as I take off his jacket.His hands goes on my ass and carry me toward the bed.He push me against the mattress.I run my hands in his hair as his run under my shirt.I shiver as I feel them.We heard a wizard weak swear.That one of the bitch wearing a disbelief face.Guzma wave his hand to greet her with a smirk.She sigh and sit on her bed.

« Can you just go ? »I said annoyed.She disagreed.

« That’s been like 2 weeks didn’t even see each other ! »She give Guzma his schedule,ignoring me.She stay for doing her homework.I sigh and groan at the same time.Guzma try to install a conversation but she being the bitch she is end it rudely.And Guzma is the rude one…I kiss his cheek,telling him to sleep. We go in the place where the champion got together for prepare to the task.We take out Golisopod and Banette.

After undressing ourselves,the view was quite good today~We cuddle until we sleep.

I got the best sleep since I got here.I lay on his chest as he still snore,his limps spreading on the bed.I wake him by giving some sweet tap on his cheek.Banette launch itself on my chest.

We go down to eat breakfasts.I guide him towards Cedric and Neville.I let Guzma presenting himself with the drama I know him.I present our pretty boy and our shy bean.

Hermione walk towards us with Four eyes.Apparently Redbastard feel jealous because Harry going to participate.

« That Ron seems dumb as f’ck »I agree…Hermione talk about Four eyes’s godfather.

« Why his godfather ? »Apparently Four eyes is orphan,I’m jealous.Cedric say that Sirius who seem to surprise Harry and Hermione.Sirius is Harry’s godfather and also a falsely accused criminal.Cedric connected the dots by think more closely to Harry’s parents who are dead because of the dark wizard.Guzma say my thoughts.

« Damn your family is a wr’ck »A least our story are simple…our parents are assholes.

During the next day,the bullying around us seem to have worsen.Harry’s because of his participation and Guzma’s and mine because we can’t do a spell to save our life.But compared to us Harry can’t defend himself for shit.

A small boy came to inform us we have a photo shoot for a journal.We enter in a small room,Viktor and Bonbitch too.A man go before us and seem to know Four eyes.This’s the examination of our wand.I don’t think that me and Bugboi going to use them…we actually can’t.The man present us also a journalist with eyes too much fixed on us.She say she wants to interview us privately.The man didn’t have the time to object that The woman already got us in a levitation spell.We complain in a void.She pose us where we are alone.She start asking personal questions to Harry.

I stop her as Harry is uncomfortable.So she start ask questions to me and Bugboi.One makes us furious…She doesn’t care about the questions itself but she call our pokemon disgusting.

Guzma stop scrounging showing his true nearly 200cm height.I punch the wall,cracking it.
« You may rephrase your fucking question,you bitch… »She is terrified,Four eyes tell that we should go,knowing we might go crazy.

As we get out,we see The old gizzer with the old who give me my stick.The old gizzer greet us and say the other going to examine our stick.

« You know I don’t think me and Boo going to use those sticks »The other gizzer still want to examine them even though he give us ours to even a month ago.He proceed so too examine the stick of every champion,nothing wrong.

We then have to get our photos done.The cameras is old as fuck.The photographer eyes too much Bondie to my liking.I say to her my worries but she turn it not taking if seriously.Probably thinking I am jealous of her or something.Like she didn’t saw me happily smooching with my Bugboi.

The photo shoot was tiresome.I have a idea and ask the creepy photographer if we could shoot a photo with my Banette and Guzma’s Golisopod.The old gizzer make him agrees for us.We take out our pokemon.And the photos was basically us cuddling with them and each other.

THe next day,the newspaper go out.Hermione apparently subscribe to the newspaper,came towards kinda worried.She give us the newspaper and the journalist depicted us as a weird monstrous person and a incapable wizard.Pretty accurate for me.As he read his grin grew wider.Hermione ask why he grin.I tell her we don’t care about what people think and if they do they better think of us as fearsome.

For eyes part in the newspaper is even least positive,depicted him as one crybaby…I wouldn’t say that false but this not as extreme as she show.This’s not horrible that I though…That this’s until i read that she depicted Harry as in love with Hermione.

Of course the bullying only grew worse,captured Hermione in this bullshit…at least make them running away is faster for us because of the newspaper.

The next day,can for us again no newspaper in hand this time.She ask about joining a mouvement she created to stop houses Elves’s esclavage.We ask more information on that,apparently elves are servant doing the hard work for the wizard since forever and basically got brainwashed for not do rebellious act.Wizard are in shit because we are great as this stuff.

Weeks goes fast and we still have not idea what the first task will be.As we were kiss furiously,me against the wall.Going back where we started weeks ago now.We were interrupted AGAIN because Harry came to find.We groan annoyed at the same time.Harry bush furiously but that seemed to be important so he stay.

He find what will be included in the first task…Dragons not the type but the mythical creature.We will have to fight one of them.Harry go to think about his plan.This is a good one but that requires magic ,how we will fucking do ?.We go in a secluded area mean not our room but the forest.We discuss strategy.

One think,we agree,is we will not kill them.We will have to take it down .I have a idea but that mean will have to fly back in the regions.

As we come back in Hogward,Hermione run towards us to inform us that the director of Durmstrang is a « Deatheater »,we ask of course are those.The deatheater is what they call the follower of Voldemort the dark wizard who has tortured the parents of Neville.The same day,we have to pass the task,we heal and prepare our pokemon.

The man who Four eyes know spill the beans and we will have to steal the egg of the dragon.A dragon for each champion.GUzma and me will go against the fourth one.We have to watch the other fight.The dragons look like a weird mix between Charmender and Dragonite. VIktor,Bondie and Four eyes fight good but almost died many times.

This’s our turn.

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