Dating advise and cheesy pickup lines
James – 02.02 PM
Regulus?
James – 02.04 PM
Regulus, I need your help
Regulus – 02.04 PM
Ask someone else
James – 02.04 PM
But I need your help
Regulus – 02.04 PM
No
James – 02.04 PM
I'm going to pretend you said yes
So, I'm kind of thinking about asking someone out on a date...
Regulus – 02.05 PM
Who?
James – 02.05 PM
Oh, you’d like to know?
Regulus – 02.05 PM
No
James – 02.05 PM
Mhm
Sure, love
Regulus – 02.05 PM
Fuck off
James – 02.05 PM
Anyways
How should I do it
Regulus – 02.06 PM
Go ask Sirius, he’s better at that stuff
James – 02.06 PM
Sirius is going to go onboard and it’s going to scare my hopefully soon to be date away
Regulus – 02.06 PM
Ask Peter then
James – 02.06 PM
He’d say all my ideas are cute, and won't be able to pick
Regulus – 02.06 PM
I don’t care who you ask, as long as it’s not me
James – 02.06 PM
But I am asking you
Regulus – 02.06 PM
I'm busy, Potter
James – 02.06 PM
I doubt that
Regulus – 02.07 PM
Don’t test me, I’m perfectly good at ignoring you
James – 02.07 PM
Oh, yeah, I've noticed
I just really need your help, Reg
You’re honest and I've seen the books you read
You’re BIG romance fan
Regulus – 02.07 PM
I am not
James – 02.07 PM
Please, Reg, it’s not even going to take five minutes
Regulus – 02.07 PM
With you, it definitely is
James – 02.07 PM
I’ll make it quick, I promise
Regulus – 02.08 PM
Get it over with
James – 02.08 PM
Okay, so let’s imagine they say yes to go on a date, should I buy them flowers?
Regulus – 02.08 PM
Shouldn’t you focus on getting them to agree to the date?
James – 02.08 PM
I’m coming to that
Flowers or no flowers?
Regulus – 02.08 PM
Depends on the person really
James – 02.08 PM
You’re not helping
Regulus – 02.09 PM
Never said I would
James – 02.09 PM
Reg, please
Regulus – 02.09 PM
If they aren't allergic to flowers, then yes
James – 02.09 PM
Okay, good
So, about the actual date I was thinking about watching a movie, so there won’t be any awkward silence and so I can talk about the movie if everything goes wrong. On the other hand, movies kind of eliminates all opportunity to talk
Regulus – 02.10 PM
Do you know the person well or is it someone you’ve seen from afar?
James – 02.10 PM
I would say I know them pretty well
Regulus – 02.10 PM
So, you can talk to them on daily basis without it being weird?
James – 02.10 PM
Yes
Regulus – 02.10 PM
Then the cinema idea is stupid
James – 02.11 PM
See? Honest
Regulus – 02.11 PM
Move on, Potter
James – 02.11 PM
So, I’ve also contemplated the idea of going to a roller-coaster park. Or honestly just something like that. An active date, instead of eating or watching a movie
Regulus – 02.12 PM
Well, if you guys are already friends that isn't completely dumb, but it depends on the person you want to ask out really. If they like to be active and social, then this is a very good idea, but if they are more introverted and doesn’t like running around and sweating then this is horrible and you should settle for something more secluded.
James – 02.12 PM
Like what?
Regulus – 02.13 PM
Something where it’s just the two of you. The atmosphere has to be nice and calming, so it doesn’t feel weird. If you are already good friends, then just ask them out casually and go for a cite picnic or something. Something you could also do with a friend.
James – 02.13 PM
Hmm, okay
Regulus – 02.14 PM
Anything else?
James – 02.14 PM
Are pickup lines too cheesy?
Regulus – 02.14 PM
Yes
James – 02.14 PM
Can't I just use a few ones?
Regulus – 02.14 PM
No
James – 02.14 PM
Not even to lift the mood or make them laugh?
Regulus – 02.15 PM
No
James – 02.15 PM
I’ve found some and I really need you to hear me out
Regulus – 02.15 PM
No
James
Pickup lines are a no go
No go
Do you hear me?
Don’t
Use
Pickup lines
James – 02.16 PM
Not even: you’re so fine, I forgot my pickup line?
Regulus – 02.16 PM
It’s not even a question, James
Just no
James – 02.16 PM
Your hand looks lonely, can I hold it for you?
Regulus – 02.16 PM
A definite no
James – 02.16 PM
Why not? It's cute
Regulus – 02.16 PM
It’s not
James – 02.17 PM
Then what about: Do you have a band-aid? Because I scraped my knee falling for you
Regulus – 02.17 PM
James, stop it
James – 02.17 PM
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and I together
Regulus – 02.17 PM
NO
James – 02.17 PM
Are you French? Because Eiffel for you
Regulus – 02.18 PM
James
Please
Stop
It
James – 02.18 PM
Oh, come on, I know you’re smiling. They're not that bad
Regulus – 02.18 PM
They are
James – 02.18 PM
You really think I shouldn’t use them?
Regulus – 02.18 PM
Yes
James – 02.18 PM
Not even the first one?
Regulus – 02.19 PM
You wanted my opinion, if you can't handle it, ask someone else
James – 02.19 PM
Be honest with me Regulus, did they make you laugh?
Regulus – 02.19 PM
No, they made me gag
James – 02.19 PM
I don’t believe you
Regulus – 02.19 PM
Fuck off
James – 02.20 PM
Don’t worry, I won’t use them carelessly, just if I need to life the mood. You know, make my date laugh
Regulus – 02.20 PM
They should only be used for that, James, I repeat, only that, do you hear me?
James – 02.20 PM
I hear you
Regulus – 02.20 PM
Was that all?
James – 02.20 PM
It was, thanks
Regulus – 02.20 PM
Goodbye then
James – 02.21 PM
Oh, wait!
One last thing
Regulus – 02.21 PM
What?
James – 02.21 PM
Are you allergic to any flowers?
Regulus – 02.21 PM
What?
James – 02.21 PM
Are you?
Regulus – 02.22 PM
No???
James – 02.22 PM
Good
Regulus – 02.22 PM
Good???
What’s that supposed to mean?
James – 02.22 PM
Don't worry about it :)
Regulus – 02.22 PM
James
You answer me right now
James – 02.23 PM
Talk to you later, Reg :)
Regulus – 02.23 PM
James, don’t fucking ignore me, come back
I’m going to kill you, you know?
Regulus – 02.24 PM
Go fuck yourself honestly