Own my mind: The concussion, harry potter - j. k. rowling fanfic

Hoffiyen

Characters

Regulus Black/James Potter, Regulus Black, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Lily Evans Potter, Mary Macdonald (Harry Potter), Marlene McKinnon, Dorcas Meadowes, Marlene McKinnon/Dorcas Meadowes, Evan Rosier, Barty Crouch Jr., Pandora Lovegood, Barty Crouch Jr./Evan Rosier

Tags

Fluff Angst Angst with a Happy Ending Tooth-Rotting Fluff Texting Alternate Universe - Muggle Author Is Sleep Deprived Alternate Universe - No Voldemort Regulus Black Lives Regulus Black is a Little Shit Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies Pansexual James Potter POV James Potter Gay Regulus Black Sirius Black & James Potter Friendship POV Regulus Black James Potter Lives Drunk Texting tagging is hard Title from a Måneskin Song

Summary

So, I came up with what I thought was a very original idea, only to realise a few days later that it wasn't so original after all, anyways I'm still going for it.WELCOME TO MY JEGULUS ADVENT CALENDER!Originally, it was meant to be only texting fanfictions because they are so silly, but there are also a few face-to-face scenes. But like, it doesn't matter.What does matter is that, while I try to make everything fit together nicely, this is not a coherent story. Every story/texting fanfiction can easily be read separately. However, I will make them slowly fall in love over time, so it’s kind of a coherent story, without being a coherent story. For example, in the first few days, Regulus doesn't see James as a friend at all, while he the last couple of days before Christmas, he is deeply in love with his boyfriend. You get it? Hopefully.Anyways, enjoy, fvckers. And remember this is just for the shit and giggles, if you don't feel like reading this, feel free to leave.

Note

Okay, so this is the first posted story, and I want to apologize in advance for how much I need to clarify and mention right now. I promise you, starting from tomorrow, there will be no long intros. I'll still rant in the end notes, but that's also very necessary.If you really don't give a fvck, then of course, you can skip all this, but I would appreciate it if you read this because I really enjoy wasting peoples time :)First of all, I know this might sound like I'm trying to be y/n, but I'm not. English is not my mother tongue, and most of these fics have been cheked for grammar mistakes by an Ai. Please don't judge me. How the fvck am I supposed to know where to put commas???Other than that, I'm fifteen years old, and I'm not perfect, far from it. So, while I would really, really appreciate your opinions, please don't be rude. If you have any tips on how I could improve, please do share with the class.A big part of the stories I post (one for each day until the 24) are texting fanfictions. Evan those that are face-to-face are also mostly focused on the conversations, though there are exceptions. There always are.Also, I came up with this whole idea and concept a week ago, so some of these are rushed. I'm truly sorry, but this was very spontaneous.If you were wondering, the title has nothing to do with the actual content of this fanfic. It's the title of the song I have listened to the most in 2023. So, the fic name is honestly just an homage to the Måneskin song.Anyways, I think that was it, please enjoy.And if you have time, please tell me what you think in the comments – whether it's feedback (good and bad), your opinion on the plot, grammar mistakes (I apologize in advance), or maybe you just want to gossip about something.Love you, mwah

The concussion

April 21, 2025 at 03:51 AM

Regulus – 10.31 AM

James?

Sirius said you got a concussion. Are you okay?

That was a stupid question, but really. Are you okay?

*Incoming call from Regulus*

Regulus – 10.33 AM

James?

*Incoming call from Regulus*

Regulus – 10.34 AM

I presume you’re at the hospital?

Regulus – 11.16 AM

It doesn’t even take ten seconds to text me back, dumbass, for fuck’s sake

*Incoming call from Regulus*

Regulus – 11.18 AM

James, you are going to make me worried

Call me when you see this

Regulus – 12.08 AM

James Potter, this is not funny. Text me back.

*Incoming call from Regulus*

Regulus – 12.09 AM

What did you even do, idiot?

Remus says you fell down the stairs because you wanted to prove that you could see perfectly fine without your glasses.

Regulus – 12.10 AM

You’re stupid, you know?

A big idiot.

But you’re my big idiot which means I have to make sure you haven't gotten yourself killed

*Incoming call from Regulus*

Regulus – 12.12 AM

You honestly deserve this

Regulus – 01.56 PM

James, it’s been hours, you should be able to check your goddamn phone

I swear to God, if this is some sort of lie Sirius has made up to cover for different, but equally as stupid you have done, I'll give you a concussion myself

*Incoming call from Regulus*

Regulus – 02.37 PM

James, please just let me know if you’re okay

Regulus – 03.45 PM

Text me, you dimwit

Asshat

Prick

Jackass

Jerk

Airhead

Wanker

Regulus – 03.46 PM

No reaction? Really?

Are you serious right now?

Can't even take a few seconds to make a horrible joke that has been used too much?

I give up!

Regulus – 03.47 PM

Text me back

Regulus – 05.03 PM

James, I don’t care what the time is when you see this, but you pick up the phone and text me back and I don’t even give a shit about pretending that I don’t care, because I do. So, for the love of God, text me. It's not even going to take you ten seconds to write a quick I'm okay. So, fucking do it, alright?

Regulus – 05.04 PM

Or maybe you are an idiot who takes more than ten seconds to write I’m okay, I don’t care, as long as you do it

Regulus – 06.10 PM

James

Potter

James Potter

James Fleamont fucking Potter

Regulus - 06.12 PM

Please just be okay

James – 06.58 PM

Hi, sorry, my phone was dead

I'm okay, by the way, got out of the hospital like six (or maybe seven?) hours ago. I've just been chilling at home, eating ice cream with your brother

*Incoming call from James*

*Declined by Regulus*

James – 07.00 PM

Why didn’t you pick up? :(

Regulus – 07.00 PM

I'm not talking to you right now