
Jealousy
James – 03.21 PM
Heyy, when should I come pick you up?
Regulus – 03.21 PM
Never
James – 03.21 PM
Oh, sorry, wrong number
Regulus – 03.21 PM
Okay
James – 03.21 PM
You’re not going to ask who it was meant for?
Regulus – 03.21 PM
No
James – 03.22 PM
Really?
Regulus – 03.22 PM
I don’t really care, to be honest
James – 03.22 PM
Oh okay, I just thought you would, because Sirius would have already had me under an interrogation
Regulus – 03.22 PM
I'm not Sirius
James – 03.22 PM
Of course, not, though you do like to be serious sometimes
Regulus – 03.23 PM
Whoever told you that you’re funny lied to you
James – 03.23 PM
And whoever told you that you’re mean, was indeed telling the truth
Anyways, I have places to be, I'll text you later
Regulus – 03.23 PM
Please don’t
James – 03.23 PM
Bye :)
James – 03.24 PM
You really don’t want to ask who that text was meant for?
Regulus – 03.24 PM
What text?
James – 03.24 PM
I sent you a text where I asked when I could come pick you up
Regulus – 03.24 PM
Oh
No, I don’t really care
But I'm sure you’re going to tell me anyway
James – 03.24 PM
:(
Regulus – 03.24 PM
Who was the text meant for?
James – 03.25 PM
:)
Oh, no oneee
Regulus – 03.25 PM
Okay, fine
Bye
James – 03.25 PM
No, don’t go!
Ask me who the text was meant for
Regulus – 03.25 PM
I just did and you said no one so I'm going to go now
James – 03.25 PM
Fine, I'll tell you
Regulus – 03.25 PM
There’s really no need for that
James – 03.25 PM
I’m going on a date
Regulus – 03.25 PM
With whom?
James – 03.26 PM
Oh, look at how fast I got your attention, Reg love
Regulus – 03.26 PM
Shut up
James – 03.26 PM
But that did kind of gain your attention really fast
Regulus – 03.26 PM
Fuck off
if you aren't going to tell me who it is, then just go, I don’t care
James – 03.26 PM
Someone’s in a bad mood?
Regulus – 03.26 PM
I'm always in a bad mood
James – 03.26 PM
Well, I'm in a good mood, so cheer up
Regulus – 03.26 PM
No
James – 03.27 PM
It can't be good for the soul to scowl that much
Regulus – 03.27 PM
I’m not scowling
James – 03.27 PM
Sure, love
Regulus – 03.27 PM
Just leave me alone
James – 03.27 PM
Anyways
Back to my date
Regulus – 03.27 PM
What about your date?
James – 03.27 PM
Well, if you want to know something then you’ll have to ask
Regulus – 03.28 PM
Fine, I'm only asking this because you won't leave me alone if I don’t, but who are you going on a date with?
James – 03.28 PM
A girl
Regulus – 03.28 PM
Do I know her?
James – 03.28 PM
No
Regulus – 03.28 PM
Does she have a name?
James – 03.28 PM
Indeed, she does
Regulus – 03.28 PM
Well, are you going to tell me?
James – 03.29 PM
So many questions all of a sudden, I thought you didn’t care
Regulus – 03.29 PM
I don’t
James – 03.29 PM
You don’t?
Regulus – 03.29 PM
I don’t
James – 03.29 PM
Sure, anyways, we are going to café at 3 pm, so I might have to go get ready for our date now. It was, as usually, lovely to chat with you, Regulus.
Regulus – 03.29 PM
What café are you going to?
James – 03.30 PM
Oh, just the one down the street.
Regulus – 03.30 PM
The one with the cocoa machine Sirius once broke?
James – 03.30 PM
Yeah, that one, why are you asking?
Regulus – 03.30 PM
You wanted me to ask
James – 03.30 PM
I wanted you to ask why I accidentally texted you, I never mentioned anything about wanting you to ask about my date
Regulus – 03.30 PM
You did
James – 03.31 PM
Didn’t
Regulus – 03.31 PM
Fuck off, just tell me her name
James – 03.31 PM
Why?
Regulus – 03.31 PM
Because I'm curious, okay?
James – 03.31 PM
Well, she’s blonde
Regulus – 03.31 PM
That was not what I asked
James – 03.31 PM
And really pretty to be honest and she usually wears those long flower-patterned dresses
Regulus – 03.32 PM
I don’t care
James – 03.32 PM
Of course not
Regulus – 03.32 PM
What's her name?
James – 03.32 PM
Why do you want to know her name so badly, Regulus?
Regulus – 03.32 PM
I just do
James – 03.32 PM
Is there a certain reason?
Regulus – 03.32 PM
No
James – 03.32 PM
Jealousy maybe?
Regulus – 03.33 PM
That must be the most ridiculous thing you’ve ever accused me of
James – 03.33 PM
I don’t know, don’t seem that ridiculous to me
Regulus – 03.33 PM
That's because you’re stupid
And delusional
I'm not jealous
What even is there to be jealous over?
James – 03.33 PM
You tell me
Regulus – 03.33 PM
If you aren't going to tell me her name anytime soon then I'm just going to leave. I have other more important stuff to do
James – 03.34 PM
Okay, I'll text you how the date went when I come back
Regulus – 03.34 PM
Don’t
James – 03.34 PM
Why not
Regulus – 03.34 PM
I don’t want it to hear it
James – 03.34 PM
Because you’re jealous?
Regulus – 03.34 PM
No
I just don’t like you
James – 03.34 PM
Can I text you if it isn't about the date?
Regulus – 03.35 PM
I don’t see why that would be necessary
If you get bored, James, just text your date
Now, excuse me, but I have things I need to get done
Goodbye
James – 03.35 PM
You sure I can't text you?
James – 03.36 PM
Regulus?
James – 03.37 PM
Are you ignoring me?
Again?
James – 03.38 PM
Fine
Goodbye
Text me when you aren't jealous anymore, love