Own my mind: Drunk Reg pt 1, harry potter - j. k. rowling fanfic

Hoffiyen

Characters

Regulus Black/James Potter, Regulus Black, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Lily Evans Potter, Mary Macdonald (Harry Potter), Marlene McKinnon, Dorcas Meadowes, Marlene McKinnon/Dorcas Meadowes, Evan Rosier, Barty Crouch Jr., Pandora Lovegood, Barty Crouch Jr./Evan Rosier

Tags

Fluff Angst Angst with a Happy Ending Tooth-Rotting Fluff Texting Alternate Universe - Muggle Author Is Sleep Deprived Alternate Universe - No Voldemort Regulus Black Lives Regulus Black is a Little Shit Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies Pansexual James Potter POV James Potter Gay Regulus Black Sirius Black & James Potter Friendship POV Regulus Black James Potter Lives Drunk Texting tagging is hard Title from a Måneskin Song

Summary

So, I came up with what I thought was a very original idea, only to realise a few days later that it wasn't so original after all, anyways I'm still going for it.WELCOME TO MY JEGULUS ADVENT CALENDER!Originally, it was meant to be only texting fanfictions because they are so silly, but there are also a few face-to-face scenes. But like, it doesn't matter.What does matter is that, while I try to make everything fit together nicely, this is not a coherent story. Every story/texting fanfiction can easily be read separately. However, I will make them slowly fall in love over time, so it’s kind of a coherent story, without being a coherent story. For example, in the first few days, Regulus doesn't see James as a friend at all, while he the last couple of days before Christmas, he is deeply in love with his boyfriend. You get it? Hopefully.Anyways, enjoy, fvckers. And remember this is just for the shit and giggles, if you don't feel like reading this, feel free to leave.

Note

Okay, so this is the first posted story, and I want to apologize in advance for how much I need to clarify and mention right now. I promise you, starting from tomorrow, there will be no long intros. I'll still rant in the end notes, but that's also very necessary.If you really don't give a fvck, then of course, you can skip all this, but I would appreciate it if you read this because I really enjoy wasting peoples time :)First of all, I know this might sound like I'm trying to be y/n, but I'm not. English is not my mother tongue, and most of these fics have been cheked for grammar mistakes by an Ai. Please don't judge me. How the fvck am I supposed to know where to put commas???Other than that, I'm fifteen years old, and I'm not perfect, far from it. So, while I would really, really appreciate your opinions, please don't be rude. If you have any tips on how I could improve, please do share with the class.A big part of the stories I post (one for each day until the 24) are texting fanfictions. Evan those that are face-to-face are also mostly focused on the conversations, though there are exceptions. There always are.Also, I came up with this whole idea and concept a week ago, so some of these are rushed. I'm truly sorry, but this was very spontaneous.If you were wondering, the title has nothing to do with the actual content of this fanfic. It's the title of the song I have listened to the most in 2023. So, the fic name is honestly just an homage to the Måneskin song.Anyways, I think that was it, please enjoy.And if you have time, please tell me what you think in the comments – whether it's feedback (good and bad), your opinion on the plot, grammar mistakes (I apologize in advance), or maybe you just want to gossip about something.Love you, mwah

Drunk Reg pt 1

April 21, 2025 at 03:10 AM

Regulus – 23.45 PM

Jamesss

James – 23.45 PM

Yes, my love?

Regulus – 23.45 PM

I'm your love

James – 23.45 PM

Yes?

Regulus – 23.45 PM

I like it

James – 23.46 PM

Excuse me, what?

Regulus – 23.46 PM

I like it when you call me your love

James – 23.46 PM

Regulus, are you okay?

Regulus – 23.46 PM

It makes me smile

James – 23.46 PM

Okay, slow down, I'm not following

Regulus – 23.46 PM

You make me smile, James

James – 23.47 PM

Regulus, where are you at the moment?

Regulus – 23.47 PM

I'm with Barty and Evan

But they left me

To go make out somewhere

James – 23.47 PM

Okay

But where are you guys?

Regulus – 23.47 PM

They are kind of annoying

They don’t do anything else than make out all the time

James – 23.48 PM

Reg, love, focus

Regulus – 23.48 PM

You called me love again

James – 23.48 PM

I did, now you need to answer my question

Where are you?

Regulus – 23.48 PM

In some bar I think

James – 23.48 PM

So, you’re drunk?

Regulus – 23.48 PM

I haven't been drinking that much, I promise

Anyways, that’s not important right now

James – 23.49 PM

Reg, it is indeed very important that you tell me how much you’ve had to drink

Regulus – 23.49 PM

Barty and Evan are practically fucking in some corner

it's kind of disgusting, don’t you think

James – 23.49 PM

Well, if they like each other, I think it’s a perfectly fine excuse to fuck, but Regulus, please tell me how much you’ve had to drink

Regulus – 23.49 PM

So, if I feel like fucking someone, I should do it?

James – 23.49 PM

That was not what I said

Regulus – 23.49 PM

Or get fucked. I usually bottom

James – 23.50 PM

Regulus, I really think you should maybe consider who you’re texting right now

Regulus – 23.50 PM

I'm texting you?

Is there a problem with that?

What if I just really like texting you?

James – 23.50 PM

Regulus, please put the phone down, you’re going to regret saying those things to me in the morning

Regulus – 23.50 PM

You don’t like texting me?

James – 23.50 PM

I do, don’t worry, I'm just concerned about you

Regulus – 23.51 PM

But I’m bored and I really want to text you

I really want to see you, Jamesss

Wait can I call you love?

Please say I can call you love

James – 23.51 PM

Regulus, what bar are you currently at?

Regulus – 23.51 PM

Why do you want to know that...

James – 23.51 PM

I’m coming to pick you up

Regulus – 23.51 PM

In that case, I would very much like to tell you

There’s just a problem

James – 23.51 PM

What is it?

Regulus – 23.52 PM

I don’t know where I am, I just came to get pissed

James – 23.52 PM

So, you’re drunk? As in very drunk?

Regulus – 23.52 PM

…

Maybe...

James – 23.52 PM

Describe where the bar is located

Regulus – 23.52 PM

Well, I think it’s pretty close to the coffeeshop with the cocoa machine Sirius broke

And it has a purple neon sign above the door

James – 23.53 PM

I know where it is

Regulus – 23.53 PM

So, you’re coming to get me?

James – 23.53 PM

Yes, I am, don’t do anything stupid, I'll be there in five minutes

Regulus – 23.53 PM

Can I kiss you when I see you?

James – 23.53 PM

I don’t think that is a very good idea

Regulus – 23.53 PM

I think it’s a very good idea

James – 23.54 PM

Regulus, love, you’re going to regret saying this in the morning, you need to stop texting me

Regulus – 23.54 PM

You can't say that I’m not allowed to kiss you and then call me love :(

That's not fair

James – 23.54 PM

Reg, I have to go, I can't drive with only one hand

Regulus – 23.54 PM

Noooo

James – 23.54 PM

You wanted me to come pick you up, right?

Regulus – 23.54 PM

...Yes

James – 23.54 PM

Then I have to go

Regulus – 23.55 PM

Fine

Can you call me love again?

James – 23.55 PM

Love, put the phone down, I'll be there soon

Regulus – 23.55 PM

Okay, but hurry up