Own my mind: Homework and chocolate-visits, harry potter - j. k. rowling fanfic

Hoffiyen

Characters

Regulus Black/James Potter, Regulus Black, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Lily Evans Potter, Mary Macdonald (Harry Potter), Marlene McKinnon, Dorcas Meadowes, Marlene McKinnon/Dorcas Meadowes, Evan Rosier, Barty Crouch Jr., Pandora Lovegood, Barty Crouch Jr./Evan Rosier

Tags

Fluff Angst Angst with a Happy Ending Tooth-Rotting Fluff Texting Alternate Universe - Muggle Author Is Sleep Deprived Alternate Universe - No Voldemort Regulus Black Lives Regulus Black is a Little Shit Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies Pansexual James Potter POV James Potter Gay Regulus Black Sirius Black & James Potter Friendship POV Regulus Black James Potter Lives Drunk Texting tagging is hard Title from a Måneskin Song

Summary

So, I came up with what I thought was a very original idea, only to realise a few days later that it wasn't so original after all, anyways I'm still going for it.WELCOME TO MY JEGULUS ADVENT CALENDER!Originally, it was meant to be only texting fanfictions because they are so silly, but there are also a few face-to-face scenes. But like, it doesn't matter.What does matter is that, while I try to make everything fit together nicely, this is not a coherent story. Every story/texting fanfiction can easily be read separately. However, I will make them slowly fall in love over time, so it’s kind of a coherent story, without being a coherent story. For example, in the first few days, Regulus doesn't see James as a friend at all, while he the last couple of days before Christmas, he is deeply in love with his boyfriend. You get it? Hopefully.Anyways, enjoy, fvckers. And remember this is just for the shit and giggles, if you don't feel like reading this, feel free to leave.

Note

Okay, so this is the first posted story, and I want to apologize in advance for how much I need to clarify and mention right now. I promise you, starting from tomorrow, there will be no long intros. I'll still rant in the end notes, but that's also very necessary.If you really don't give a fvck, then of course, you can skip all this, but I would appreciate it if you read this because I really enjoy wasting peoples time :)First of all, I know this might sound like I'm trying to be y/n, but I'm not. English is not my mother tongue, and most of these fics have been cheked for grammar mistakes by an Ai. Please don't judge me. How the fvck am I supposed to know where to put commas???Other than that, I'm fifteen years old, and I'm not perfect, far from it. So, while I would really, really appreciate your opinions, please don't be rude. If you have any tips on how I could improve, please do share with the class.A big part of the stories I post (one for each day until the 24) are texting fanfictions. Evan those that are face-to-face are also mostly focused on the conversations, though there are exceptions. There always are.Also, I came up with this whole idea and concept a week ago, so some of these are rushed. I'm truly sorry, but this was very spontaneous.If you were wondering, the title has nothing to do with the actual content of this fanfic. It's the title of the song I have listened to the most in 2023. So, the fic name is honestly just an homage to the Måneskin song.Anyways, I think that was it, please enjoy.And if you have time, please tell me what you think in the comments – whether it's feedback (good and bad), your opinion on the plot, grammar mistakes (I apologize in advance), or maybe you just want to gossip about something.Love you, mwah

Homework and chocolate-visits

April 21, 2025 at 03:22 AM

James – 03.34 PM

Reg?

Regulus – 03.34 PM

James – 03.34 PM

You haven't even heard what I'm going to ask

Regulus – 03.34 PM

I don't care

James – 03.34 PM

Did you do the homework?

Regulus – 03.35 PM

I'm not going to give you the answers

James – 03.35 PM

Wait, that was not what I meant!

Regulus – 03.35 PM

Sure

James – 03.35 PM

No, I mean it. I just don't understand it and Sirius doesn't either, Remus is busy, and Pete’s on a date.

I was just wondering if you could explain it to me

Regulus – 03.36 PM

James – 03.36 PM

Please, Reg, I really need your help

Regulus – 03.36 PM

I can't explain it the right way, go ask someone else

James – 03.36 PM

Oh, come on, we both know that’s a lie

You're brilliant

Regulus – 03.37 PM

I’m really not.

James – 03.37 PM

You are, you’re really smart and clever

Last week you even corrected the teacher

Regulus – 03.37 PM

In English?

James – 03.37 PM

Yes

Regulus – 03.37 PM

You noticed that?

James – 03.38 PM

How could I not?

Regulus – 03.38 PM

Fine, if you stop bothering me, I'll send the homework.

James – 03.38 PM

What?

Regulus – 03.38 PM

If you stop bothering me, I'll send you the homework

James – 03.38 PM

Yeah, but why?

Regulus – 03.38 PM

That’s what you wanted

James – 03.39 PM

Regulus – 03.39 PM

Why are you texting me then?

James – 03.39 PM

I just wanted your help to understand it, you don’t have to send me the answers

Regulus – 03.39 PM

I’m not wasting my time trying to make you understand it, you don’t have enough braincells and I don’t have enough patience.

James – 03.40 PM

It’s hardly a waste of time if we spend it together

Regulus – 03.40 PM

Do you want me to send it or not?

James – 03.40 PM

Please, Reg, you’re a genius

Regulus – 03.40 PM

You should be happy that I'm willing to send anything at all, so take it or leave it, I'm not going to spend half an hour trying to explain it to you

James – 03.40 PM

I thought you were against cheating and sending homework

Regulus – 03.41 PM

And that’s why you should be beyond happy, take my offer and leave me the fuck alone

James – 03.41 PM

Please Reg, I promise it’ll be the last time I bother you ever, juts help me

Regulus – 03.41 PM

For some reason I highly doubt that

James – 03.41 PM

Please

Regulus – 03.41 PM

Ten minutes and if you still don’t understand then I don’t care

James – 03.42 PM

Of course :)

*Incoming call from Regulus*

*Declined by James*

Regulus – 03.42 PM

Excuse me but why they actual fuck did you not answer my call?

James – 03.42 PM

Why did you call?

Regulus – 03.43 PM

Are you stupid?

You just asked me to help you with the homework

James – 03.43 PM

I thought you were going to come over

Regulus – 03.43 PM

I'm not coming over

James – 03.43 PM

What? No! Please, I need your help

Regulus – 03.44 PM

James, I already agreed to help you, so stop acting stupid

James – 03.44 PM

Please, I'll make hot cocoa

Regulus – 03.44 PM

I don’t want hot cocoa

James – 03.44 PM

I have chocolate

Dark, just the way you like it

Regulus – 03.45 PM

What percentage?

James – 03.45 PM

75%

Regulus – 03.45 PM

Fifteen minutes, not a minute more, I'm busy

James – 03.45 PM

Of course! Perfect. I’ll make hot cocoa :)

Wait- you're busy??? With what?

Regulus – 03.45 PM

Stuff

James – 03.45 PM

Regulus – 03.46 PM

I mean it, I have a lot of things to do

James – 03.46 PM

Like what?

Regulus – 03.46 PM

That’s none of your business, Potter

James – 03.46 PM

Sure thing, love, see you soon<3