Own my mind: Snow and wish lists, harry potter - j. k. rowling fanfic

Hoffiyen

Characters

Regulus Black/James Potter, Regulus Black, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Lily Evans Potter, Mary Macdonald (Harry Potter), Marlene McKinnon, Dorcas Meadowes, Marlene McKinnon/Dorcas Meadowes, Evan Rosier, Barty Crouch Jr., Pandora Lovegood, Barty Crouch Jr./Evan Rosier

Tags

Fluff Angst Angst with a Happy Ending Tooth-Rotting Fluff Texting Alternate Universe - Muggle Author Is Sleep Deprived Alternate Universe - No Voldemort Regulus Black Lives Regulus Black is a Little Shit Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies Pansexual James Potter POV James Potter Gay Regulus Black Sirius Black & James Potter Friendship POV Regulus Black James Potter Lives Drunk Texting tagging is hard Title from a Måneskin Song

Summary

So, I came up with what I thought was a very original idea, only to realise a few days later that it wasn't so original after all, anyways I'm still going for it.WELCOME TO MY JEGULUS ADVENT CALENDER!Originally, it was meant to be only texting fanfictions because they are so silly, but there are also a few face-to-face scenes. But like, it doesn't matter.What does matter is that, while I try to make everything fit together nicely, this is not a coherent story. Every story/texting fanfiction can easily be read separately. However, I will make them slowly fall in love over time, so it’s kind of a coherent story, without being a coherent story. For example, in the first few days, Regulus doesn't see James as a friend at all, while he the last couple of days before Christmas, he is deeply in love with his boyfriend. You get it? Hopefully.Anyways, enjoy, fvckers. And remember this is just for the shit and giggles, if you don't feel like reading this, feel free to leave.

Note

Okay, so this is the first posted story, and I want to apologize in advance for how much I need to clarify and mention right now. I promise you, starting from tomorrow, there will be no long intros. I'll still rant in the end notes, but that's also very necessary.If you really don't give a fvck, then of course, you can skip all this, but I would appreciate it if you read this because I really enjoy wasting peoples time :)First of all, I know this might sound like I'm trying to be y/n, but I'm not. English is not my mother tongue, and most of these fics have been cheked for grammar mistakes by an Ai. Please don't judge me. How the fvck am I supposed to know where to put commas???Other than that, I'm fifteen years old, and I'm not perfect, far from it. So, while I would really, really appreciate your opinions, please don't be rude. If you have any tips on how I could improve, please do share with the class.A big part of the stories I post (one for each day until the 24) are texting fanfictions. Evan those that are face-to-face are also mostly focused on the conversations, though there are exceptions. There always are.Also, I came up with this whole idea and concept a week ago, so some of these are rushed. I'm truly sorry, but this was very spontaneous.If you were wondering, the title has nothing to do with the actual content of this fanfic. It's the title of the song I have listened to the most in 2023. So, the fic name is honestly just an homage to the Måneskin song.Anyways, I think that was it, please enjoy.And if you have time, please tell me what you think in the comments – whether it's feedback (good and bad), your opinion on the plot, grammar mistakes (I apologize in advance), or maybe you just want to gossip about something.Love you, mwah

Snow and wish lists

April 21, 2025 at 03:51 AM

James – 11.03 AM

REGULUS, IT’S SNOWING

Regulus – 11.03 AM

I know

James – 11.03 AM

You don't sound excited

Regulus – 11.03 AM

Because I'm not

James – 11.03 AM

That's not possible

Everyone likes snow

Regulus – 11.04 AM

Why would anyone like snow?

It's wet and cold

James – 11.04 AM

But it’s so pretty and also, snowmen and snowball fights

Regulus – 11.04 AM

Snowball fights means snow flying around for unnecessary reasons

And it’s most likely going to hit you

James – 11.04 AM

That's kind of the point

Regulus – 11.04 AM

The point is stupid

Who would ever want to be hit with something wet and cold intentionally?

James – 11.05 AM

Okay, fine

But when you come inside after having a snowball fight and you’re all cold, so you grab a blanket and make yourself a hot cocoa, that’s nice

Regulus – 11.05 AM

What about just staying inside from the start?

James – 11.05 AM

You know, you usually appreciate the things you want more if you have to wait to get them

Regulus – 11.05 AM

Well, I'm spoiled, and I don’t need to appreciate anything, I just want to stay warm

James – 11.05 AM

You can't tell me you’ve never had a fun time during a snowball fight

Regulus – 11.05 AM

I've never

James – 11.06 AM

Now you’re just lying

Regulus – 11.06 AM

I'm not

Snowball fights are dangerous and not funny at all

James – 11.06 AM

Regulus, for each day passing I'm more convinced you’ve never actually experienced anything fun

Also, I thought you said winter was your favourite season, so far, you’ve only complained about how horrible it is

Regulus – 11.07 AM

Snow is a perfect excuse to stay inside and never speak to humans. During summer the weather is supposed to be nice, you’re supposed to hang out with people outside.

During winter you can just tell people you’re sick and then they’ll leave you alone. No one ever questions you

James – 11.07 AM

So last week when I asked if you wanted to come over, you weren't actually sick?

Regulus – 11.07 AM

No, that was actually sincere

James – 11.08 AM

Really?

Regulus – 11.08 AM

James – 11.08 AM

I should’ve realized

Regulus – 11.08 AM

You should

James – 11.08 AM

So, do you want to hang out tomorrow instead?

Regulus – 11.08 AM

I'm sick

James – 11.08 AM

Tomorrow?

Regulus – 11.08 AM

Yes

James – 11.09 AM

Sure

Anyways

I have a question

What do you want for Christmas?

Regulus – 11.09 AM

James – 11.09 AM

That's not an answer

Regulus – 11.09 AM

You're not buying me anything for Christmas

James – 11.09 AM

Why not

Regulus – 11.09 AM

Because I’m not buying you anything

James – 11.10 AM

Well, you don’t have to, I’ll just give you a gift and you don’t have reciprocate

Regulus – 11.10 AM

James – 11.10 AM

Again

Not an answer

Regulus – 11.10 AM

We're not giving each other gifts for Christmas

You’re not buying me anything, Potter

James – 11.10 AM

But what if I really want to?

Regulus – 11.10 AM

Buy someone else a gift

James – 11.11 AM

What if I want to buy you a gift

Regulus – 11.11 AM

Too bad

James – 11.11 AM

Please, Reg, name a book and I'll buy it

Point out a ring

Tell me your favourite chocolate

Anything, please

Regulus – 11.11 AM

James – 11.12 AM

In the end I'll end up buying you something, you know, whether you want it or not

And I'd like for it to be something you like and I'm pretty sure you would too, so just tell me, it would make everything so much easier

For both of us

Regulus – 11.12 AM

James – 11.12 AM

You're doing that thing again

Where you’re say no to everything, even though it doesn’t make sense

Regulus – 11.12 AM

You should consider looking up the word no in a dictionary

James – 11.13 AM

Just let me get you a Christmas gift, Reg, I’ve already said that you don’t have to get me anything, so it’s honestly a win-win situation for you

Regulus – 11.13 AM

I don’t want you to give me a gift

James – 11.13 AM

Why not

Regulus – 11.13 AM

Because I say so

James – 11.13 AM

There has to be a reason

Regulus – 11.14 AM

Yeah, and the reason is that I don’t want a gift from you

James – 11.14 AM

What’s wrong with a gift from me

Regulus – 11.14 AM

It's from you

And it’s a gift

Two horrible things

James – 11.14 AM

Fine, don’t tell me what you want for Christmas, I'll just surprise you then

Regulus – 11.14 AM

Please don’t

James – 11.14 AM