Own my mind: The magic word, harry potter - j. k. rowling fanfic

Hoffiyen

Characters

Regulus Black/James Potter, Regulus Black, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Lily Evans Potter, Mary Macdonald (Harry Potter), Marlene McKinnon, Dorcas Meadowes, Marlene McKinnon/Dorcas Meadowes, Evan Rosier, Barty Crouch Jr., Pandora Lovegood, Barty Crouch Jr./Evan Rosier

Tags

Fluff Angst Angst with a Happy Ending Tooth-Rotting Fluff Texting Alternate Universe - Muggle Author Is Sleep Deprived Alternate Universe - No Voldemort Regulus Black Lives Regulus Black is a Little Shit Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies Pansexual James Potter POV James Potter Gay Regulus Black Sirius Black & James Potter Friendship POV Regulus Black James Potter Lives Drunk Texting tagging is hard Title from a Måneskin Song

Summary

So, I came up with what I thought was a very original idea, only to realise a few days later that it wasn't so original after all, anyways I'm still going for it.WELCOME TO MY JEGULUS ADVENT CALENDER!Originally, it was meant to be only texting fanfictions because they are so silly, but there are also a few face-to-face scenes. But like, it doesn't matter.What does matter is that, while I try to make everything fit together nicely, this is not a coherent story. Every story/texting fanfiction can easily be read separately. However, I will make them slowly fall in love over time, so it’s kind of a coherent story, without being a coherent story. For example, in the first few days, Regulus doesn't see James as a friend at all, while he the last couple of days before Christmas, he is deeply in love with his boyfriend. You get it? Hopefully.Anyways, enjoy, fvckers. And remember this is just for the shit and giggles, if you don't feel like reading this, feel free to leave.

Note

Okay, so this is the first posted story, and I want to apologize in advance for how much I need to clarify and mention right now. I promise you, starting from tomorrow, there will be no long intros. I'll still rant in the end notes, but that's also very necessary.If you really don't give a fvck, then of course, you can skip all this, but I would appreciate it if you read this because I really enjoy wasting peoples time :)First of all, I know this might sound like I'm trying to be y/n, but I'm not. English is not my mother tongue, and most of these fics have been cheked for grammar mistakes by an Ai. Please don't judge me. How the fvck am I supposed to know where to put commas???Other than that, I'm fifteen years old, and I'm not perfect, far from it. So, while I would really, really appreciate your opinions, please don't be rude. If you have any tips on how I could improve, please do share with the class.A big part of the stories I post (one for each day until the 24) are texting fanfictions. Evan those that are face-to-face are also mostly focused on the conversations, though there are exceptions. There always are.Also, I came up with this whole idea and concept a week ago, so some of these are rushed. I'm truly sorry, but this was very spontaneous.If you were wondering, the title has nothing to do with the actual content of this fanfic. It's the title of the song I have listened to the most in 2023. So, the fic name is honestly just an homage to the Måneskin song.Anyways, I think that was it, please enjoy.And if you have time, please tell me what you think in the comments – whether it's feedback (good and bad), your opinion on the plot, grammar mistakes (I apologize in advance), or maybe you just want to gossip about something.Love you, mwah

The magic word

April 21, 2025 at 03:51 AM

Regulus – 02.32 PM

Potter

James – 02.32 PM

Reg

Regulus – 02.32 PM

Don’t call me that

James – 02.33 PM

Sorry

Well, how can I help you today, Regulus?

Regulus – 02.33 PM

I forgot the keys to my and Sirius’ apartment and Sirius doesn’t pick up his phone, so would you mind asking him where the extra key is? He said he was hanging out with you today

James – 02.34 PM

Well what’s the magic word?

Regulus – 02.34 PM

What?

James – 02.34 PM

Incorrect, try again

Regulus – 02.34 PM

No, what do you mean “magic word”?

James – 02.35 PM

Oh, come on, you know what word I'm talking about

Regulus – 02.35 PM

No, I seriously don’t

Do not make the joke

James – 02.35 PM

Pfft, whaaaat

I’d never, I'm far too Sirius for that

Regulus – 02.36 PM

James, just go ask Sirius where the spare key is, would you?

James – 02.36 PM

I’m still waiting for the magic word

Regulus – 02.36 PM

And I still don’t know what you’re talking about

James – 02.37 PM

Please

Just say please and I'll do it

Regulus – 02.37 PM

James – 02.37 PM

Well, I hope you don’t get too cold then, have a good rest of your day

Regulus – 02.37 PM

Oh, go fuck yourself, Potter

James – 02.37 PM

You know that isn’t going to make me want to help you more

Regulus – 02.38 PM

James, just give Sirius the phone

James – 02.38 PM

Say the magic woooord :)

Regulus – 02.38 PM

Go fuck yourself :)

James – 02.38 PM

Hope you don’t freeze to death :)

Regulus – 02.38 PM

I’m not joking anymore. I will stab you in your sleep

James – 02.39 PM

That’s not very nice, and come on, it’s just a little “please”. No one will ever know about it

Regulus – 02.39 PM

That’s a lie. You'll screenshot it and send it to my brother a second after my finger has left the send button

James – 02.39 PM

Okay, you might be right about that

Regulus – 02.40 PM

Yes

Now go ask him where the key is

James – 02.40 PM

…

Regulus – 02.40 PM

James

James – 02.40 PM

…

Regulus – 02.40 PM

I will find you
And I will stab you in your sleep

James – 02.40 PM

I’m waiting...

Regulus – 02.40 PM

You’re a dead man walking, James Potter. Now please go ask Sirius where the key is

James – 02.41 PM

Of course :)

James – 02.43 PM

He says it’s hidden in the flowerpot under the kitchen window

James – 02.45 PM

Are you inside yet?

James – 02.46 PM

Regulus?

You there?

James – 02.47 PM

Ignoring me because I teased you?

James – 02.48 PM

Understandable

Have a good day, Regulus