Own my mind: Nicknames, harry potter - j. k. rowling fanfic

Hoffiyen

Characters

Regulus Black/James Potter, Regulus Black, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Lily Evans Potter, Mary Macdonald (Harry Potter), Marlene McKinnon, Dorcas Meadowes, Marlene McKinnon/Dorcas Meadowes, Evan Rosier, Barty Crouch Jr., Pandora Lovegood, Barty Crouch Jr./Evan Rosier

Tags

Fluff Angst Angst with a Happy Ending Tooth-Rotting Fluff Texting Alternate Universe - Muggle Author Is Sleep Deprived Alternate Universe - No Voldemort Regulus Black Lives Regulus Black is a Little Shit Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies Pansexual James Potter POV James Potter Gay Regulus Black Sirius Black & James Potter Friendship POV Regulus Black James Potter Lives Drunk Texting tagging is hard Title from a Måneskin Song

Summary

So, I came up with what I thought was a very original idea, only to realise a few days later that it wasn't so original after all, anyways I'm still going for it.WELCOME TO MY JEGULUS ADVENT CALENDER!Originally, it was meant to be only texting fanfictions because they are so silly, but there are also a few face-to-face scenes. But like, it doesn't matter.What does matter is that, while I try to make everything fit together nicely, this is not a coherent story. Every story/texting fanfiction can easily be read separately. However, I will make them slowly fall in love over time, so it’s kind of a coherent story, without being a coherent story. For example, in the first few days, Regulus doesn't see James as a friend at all, while he the last couple of days before Christmas, he is deeply in love with his boyfriend. You get it? Hopefully.Anyways, enjoy, fvckers. And remember this is just for the shit and giggles, if you don't feel like reading this, feel free to leave.

Note

Okay, so this is the first posted story, and I want to apologize in advance for how much I need to clarify and mention right now. I promise you, starting from tomorrow, there will be no long intros. I'll still rant in the end notes, but that's also very necessary.If you really don't give a fvck, then of course, you can skip all this, but I would appreciate it if you read this because I really enjoy wasting peoples time :)First of all, I know this might sound like I'm trying to be y/n, but I'm not. English is not my mother tongue, and most of these fics have been cheked for grammar mistakes by an Ai. Please don't judge me. How the fvck am I supposed to know where to put commas???Other than that, I'm fifteen years old, and I'm not perfect, far from it. So, while I would really, really appreciate your opinions, please don't be rude. If you have any tips on how I could improve, please do share with the class.A big part of the stories I post (one for each day until the 24) are texting fanfictions. Evan those that are face-to-face are also mostly focused on the conversations, though there are exceptions. There always are.Also, I came up with this whole idea and concept a week ago, so some of these are rushed. I'm truly sorry, but this was very spontaneous.If you were wondering, the title has nothing to do with the actual content of this fanfic. It's the title of the song I have listened to the most in 2023. So, the fic name is honestly just an homage to the Måneskin song.Anyways, I think that was it, please enjoy.And if you have time, please tell me what you think in the comments – whether it's feedback (good and bad), your opinion on the plot, grammar mistakes (I apologize in advance), or maybe you just want to gossip about something.Love you, mwah

Nicknames

April 21, 2025 at 03:32 AM

James – 07.46 PM

Very random question, but do you know if Sirius has been kidnapped?

He left my house an hour ago and promised to text me when he got home, which he hasn’t done yet

But like his phone is always dead so I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s why he hasn’t texted yet

Or maybe he simply forgot, which is also very possible

So, is he home or is he dead in some bush somewhere?

Regulus – 07.47 PM

Wished I could say he was dead, but sadly enough that’s not the case

He's here

Passed out in his bed, but not fully dead

James – 07.47 PM

Thanks, love

Regulus – 07.48 PM

What?

James – 07.48 PM

Thanks?

Regulus – 07.48 PM

No, you said love

James – 07.48 PM

I did, yeah

Regulus – 07.48 PM

Don’t do that

James – 07.49 PM

Why not?

Regulus – 07.49 PM

I don’t like it

James – 07.49 PM

Okay, well can I at least call you Reg then?

Regulus – 07.50 PM

James – 07.50 PM

Reggie?

Regulus – 07.50 PM

Do it and I'll chop your head off and feed it to my brother

James – 07.50 PM

Wouldn’t want that, I quite enjoy having a head

Well, what can I call you then

Regulus – 07.51 PM

Regulus

James – 07.51 PM

That's boring

Regulus – 07.51 PM

Yeah, sorry, didn’t get to choose my own name

It's not really how things work, you know

James – 07.51 PM

No, not like that, your name is lovely, but it’s boring to call you by your name

Everyone does that

Can't I give you a nickname?

Regulus – 07.52 PM

James – 07.52 PM

Darling?

Regulus – 07.52 PM

Call me anything else than Regulus and I'll go back to calling you Potter

James – 07.52 PM

I thought we were making progress :(

Regulus – 07.52 PM

Keep dreaming

James – 07.53 PM

I'll win you over eventually, just wait

Regulus – 07.53 PM

What a big ego you have there

James – 07.53 PM

Rightfully so

Don’t worry, Reg, in the end you’ll fall for my charm

Regulus – 07.53 PM

Potter, I've told you on several occasions, don’t call me Reg

James – 07.53 PM

Call me James then, love

Regulus – 07.54 PM

Watch it, James

James – 07.54 PM

Of course, Regulus

Why can't I call you Reg, though?

Or love

Regulus – 07.54 PM

My name is Regulus, not Reg

James – 07.54 PM

Yeah, but still

Is there anything wrong with Reg?

Regulus – 07.55 PM

It's not my name

James – 07.55 PM

But it’s easier to both spell and say out loud

Regulus – 07.55 PM

Still not my name

James – 07.55 PM

You're impossible

You can't prevent me from calling you love, though

I call everyone love and I don’t feel like making an exception on you, just because

It's habit by now, love, and it’s not going away

Regulus – 07.56 PM

Fine, Potter

James – 07.56 PM

Fine, Reg

Regulus – 07.56 PM

Fuck off

James – 07.56 PM

I won't change love, because it’s not personal, it’s more like how Marlene calls everyone dude, but if you call me James, I'll do my best to not call you Reg

Regulus – 07.56 PM

Either you do it or you don’t, Potter, it’s up to you

James – 07.57 PM

If you are trying to quote Yoda it’s actually do or do not, there is no try, but I get the point, though and it’s a deal

No Potter, no Reg

Regulus – 07.57 PM

Fine

Deal

Now leave me alone

James – 07.57 PM

Of course, love

Regulus – 07.57 PM

Don’t get surprised if I ever should happen to hang you in your own intestine