Missing texts
Regulus – 02.46 PM
Potter, Sirius can't find his leather jacket and now he’s freaking out.
You shouldn’t happen to know where it is?
James – 02.46 PM
He left it at my house yesterday, I already texted him
Regulus – 02.46 PM
His phone is dead
James – 02.46 PM
Really?
Regulus – 02.47 PM
You sound surprised
James – 02.47 PM
Well, I just didn’t realise he never charged it
Do you think he’ll survive without it until tomorrow or do I need to come over?
Regulus – 02.47 PM
Well, he’s currently destroying his room trying to find it
James – 02.48 PM
You haven't told him that I got it?
Regulus – 02.48 PM
I'm letting him suffer a bit more
James – 02.48 PM
Why?
Regulus – 02.48 PM
Why not?
James – 02.48 PM
Oh, you're cruel, Reg
I like it
Regulus – 02.48 PM
Don’t call me that
James – 02.49 PM
What?
Regulus – 02.49 PM
Don’t call me Reg, Potter
James – 02.49 PM
Oh, of course, my bad
So how long do you intend to pretend like you don’t know where his jacket is?
Regulus – 02.50 PM
Haven't decided yet
James – 02.50 PM
Okay, so this might be a bit mean, but you could tell him that my dad accidentally mistook it for my old jacket and threw it out
Regulus – 02.51 PM
And I'm cruel?
James – 02.51 PM
Just an idea
Regulus – 02.51 PM
I'm doing it
James – 02.51 PM
Of course, you are
Tell me how he reacts
Regulus – 02.54 PM
Potter
He's charging his phone now
I think he might actually kill you
James – 02.54 PM
Well, it has been good to know you then
Regulus – 02.54 PM
The feeling’s not mutual
James – 02.55 PM
You can lie, but you can't deny your feelings, Reg
Regulus – 02.55 PM
Oh shit
Never mind, Potter
He's coming to kill you now
James – 02.55 PM
HOLD UP
Tell him I didn’t do anything
Regulus – 02.56 PM
Too late, James, he’s already left
James – 02.56 PM
Fuck
Wait
You just called me James
Regulus – 02.56 PM
No, I didn’t
James – 02.56 PM
You did though
I have it on text
*Regulus deleted a message*
Regulus – 02.57 PM
No, you don’t
James – 02.57 PM
Regulus, there’s nothing wrong with calling me James, we’re literally friends
Regulus – 02.57 PM
We're not
James – 02.57 PM
I call you by your name, what’s wrong with you calling me my name?
Regulus – 02.58 PM
We're not friends, Potter
Also, shouldn’t you be worrying about Sirius? He loved that jacket and as far as I know it’s kind of your fault that it has been thrown away
James – 02.58 PM
Trying to distract me?
Regulus – 02.58 PM
Trying to warn you
James – 02.59 PM
See, you’re acting like a friend
That was very nice, Regulus
Regulus – 02.59 PM
Fuck you
I hope Sirius does kill you
James – 02.59 PM
That, on the other hand, wasn't very nice
Regulus – 03.00 PM
Well, we aren't friends, are we?
Now, I'm pretty sure Sirius could barge through your door at any given moment, so if I were you, I'd stop bothering me and come up with an excuse for why you pranked him
James – 03.00 PM
You know, I could just blame you
Pretend like you came up with the idea and that I have nothing to do with it
Regulus – 03.00 PM
And you know, I could just show him your text and let him know exactly how much of a lie that is
*James deleted a message*
James – 03.01 PM
What text?
Regulus – 03.01 PM
Do you seriously think he’ll believe you. It's your word against mine.
James – 03.01 PM
Siriusly*
Also, yes, I do think that
I'm his lovely best friend and you’re his grumpy younger brother
Regulus – 03.02 PM
I'm not grumpy
James – 03.02 PM
If you say so
Let's make a deal though
Call me James from now on and I'll take the blame, you were never a part of this
Regulus – 03.02 PM
No
James – 03.02 PM
Fine, then, if I were you, I'd stop bothering me and come up with an excuse for why you pranked him
Regulus – 03.02 PM
Don’t quote me
Are you really so childish you can't take responsibility for your own pranks?
James – 03.03 PM
Yes. Yes, I am
Just call me James and everything can be forgotten
Regulus – 03.03 PM
This is bribery
James – 03.03 PM
Maybe
Wait
I think I hear him outside
Regulus – 03.03 PM
You're lying
James – 03.03 PM
Am I?
Regulus – 03.04 PM
Fuck you
James – 03.04 PM
Better hurry up, Reg
Regulus – 03.04 PM
Fine, you take the blame and if I need to address you from now on, I'll call you James
James – 03.04 PM
Deal
Regulus – 03.05 PM
I was never a part of this, do you hear me?
It was solely your idea, and I didn’t know you were lying when you texted me
James – 03.05 PM
Of course
I want my payment though
Regulus – 03.05 PM
You want what?
James – 03.05 PM
Call me James
Regulus – 03.05 PM
No
James – 03.06 PM
You sure that’s what you want to answer?
Regulus – 03.06 PM
Fuck you, James
James – 03.06 PM
Thanks, Reg <3
Regulus – 03.06 PM
Don’t call me that