The Dunk Game
"How are we even going to do this?" Tim sighed as he helped lay out the bowls of water. "There is way too many of us as is."
"Easy. We do our kids from marriage, then the adopted ones then the in-laws." Harry explained as he added ice to the bowls, to Bruce's glee. Lilith scowls and asks Danny to tie up her hair.
"What?!" Tom's head snapped up.
"If you thought you were going to escape Tom, think again."
(Video: Caption at the top of the video reads "The Dunk game! Part 1 of ???"
Camera zooms out to show Bruce Wayne standing behind five of his kids: Conner, Damian, Terry, Lilith and Danny. The five have their hands behind their backs and are all dressed in a black crew neck tshirt. Conner looks mutinous.
"Why am I in this? I'm a wedlock bab-" He's cut off by Bruce dunking him.
Harry, off screen, says, "We couldn't fit you in the other groups so here you are."
"I have never felt more glad to not be adopted or marry into this crazy family in my life," Stephanie says, pop up text indicating she was the one who says that and that she is Harry's niece.
"Hard same" Duke says, the pop up identifying him and says that he was adopted by the Longbottoms, making him brother in law to Damian.
"Shouldn't Duke be in the In-Law group since I am married to his adopted sister?" Damian asks, devious grin on his face. Dick, off screen, cackles while Duke swears.
"Getting back on track, I am going to ask Bruce a question about you all and he will dunk the one its about. Don't push back because I don't want you to have weird bruises. Anyway, first question: Who resembles your mom the most?
Bruce thinks about it and dunks Lilith and after another beat, Terry. Both come up coughing while their other siblings laugh.
"Most resembles your dad?"
He dunks Damian, Danny and after a beat, Terry again.
"Come on!" Terry sputters.
"Who is most like me?"
The twins and Conner get dunked.
"The most like you?"
Danny gets a second dunking then Damian and Terry.
"Your favorite?"
Lilith and Damian gets dunked.
"Which ones you hang out around the most?"
Terry and Danny get dunked then Conner and Damian.
"When they were younger I was around Conner and Damian the most but then they went and moved to England." Bruce sighed wistfully. Damian and Conner give each other that makes a pact of revenge against Bruce.
"Who is the funniest?"
Lilith and Terry get dunked then Danny.
"Most extroverted?"
Lilith and Conner get dunked then Danny.
"Most introverted?"
Damian and Terry get dunked.
"Most annoying?"
Lilith, Danny and Conner all get dunked.
"Most likely to succeed?"
Lilith, Danny and Damian all get dunked.
"Most successful?"
Damian and Conner get dunked.
"Fights their siblings the most?"
Damian is the only one dunked, making everyone else laugh.
"Biggest prankster?"
Lilith, Danny and Conner all get dunked then right when he thought he was safe, Terry does too.
"Best school grades?"
Damian and Conner both get dunked and then Lilith and Danny.
"Had gotten calls from the school the most about?"
Lilith and Terry get dunked making the group laugh again.
"So smart but such a delinquent." Bruce tuts. Lilith pouts.
"Most friends?"
Bruce pauses for a moment, thinking it over as his hand passes over the back of the kid's necks. They shiver then suddenly Bruce dunks Danny and Conner.
"That was actually kind of hard but I know Lilith doesn't have many friends she invites over and Damian may keep in contact with his classmates but that's more for work than genuine friendship." Bruce says with a shrug.
"No wonder you said Damian was like you. Okay, Tag me in." Harry laughs coming on screen.
"We have to do this twice?!" Lilith gapes at him as Bruce steps offscreen.
"Of course. We have different answers. You can tap out and use one of your other siblings as a proxy." Harry says with a smile.
"My mama ain't raise no bitch." Lilith sniffs. Harry laughs.
"Damn right. Go on, babe."
"Okay. Most like your mom?"
Harry dunks Danny and after a thought Lilith.
"Of course the one named after her would resemble her the most." Came Tom's voice, caption indicating he's Dick's husband.
"Most like your dad?"
Conner and Terry get dunked.
"Most like me?"
Lilith and Damian get dunked and after a moment, Terry.
"Oh that's different. I thought you would have the same answer as B." Dick said.
"Oh Lilith acts so much like her father. I think it leans more towards mimic than her being actually like him though." Harry shrugs.
"Most like you?"
Danny and Conner get dunked.
"Your favorite?"
All of the kids get dunked making everyone off screen laugh.
"Ones you are around the most?"
Damian and Lilith get dunked.
"Funniest?"
Danny and Conner get dunked then Terry.
"Most Extroverted?"
Lilith and Conner are dunked immediately then Danny.
"Most Introverted?"
Damian and Terry get dunked.
"Most annoying?"
Danny, Terry and Lilith all got dunked...then Conner.
"MUM."
"No notes."
"Most likely to succeed?
Danny and Lilith are dunked.
"Most successful?"
Damian and Terry are dunked. Harry dips a hand in the bowl in front of Conner and flicks water on him.
"Not that he isn't successful but he's going more for peace than like politics or money. I'm proud of him either way." Harry explains as the room goes 'awww'.
"Fights their siblings the most?"
Damian and Terry are both dunked. Harry shakes his head when Terry shoots him a betrayed look.
"You don't escalate it as much as Damian does but I have broken up more than one fight you have caused," Harry snorts, flicking Terry on the nose.
"Biggest prankster?"
Conner and the Twins are immediately dunked then Damian, making him sputter.
"MOTHER."
"I said what I said."
"Best school grades?"
Damian and Danny are both dunked.
"Had gotten calls from the school the most about?"
Lilith and Danny and Conner are all dunked.
"Most friends?"
Lilith, Danny and Conner are all dunked. Harry gets tossed towels and he passes them to the kids as they sit up.
"That's it for this lot. Next are the adopted ones. We're filming it next but that video will be up next week."
Video ends)
Comments
lolgotham - I feel like a lot of those dunks were PERSONAL
withthegreatestofsleeze - being the favorite and most annoying is wild
bbldickie - did you see that look Damian and Conner exchanged. Bruce better sleep with one eye open!
starboy - next week is gonna be fuuuuun
ayyylmao - anyone catch the kids put their face closer to the bowl when Harry was dunking them? so cute.
waynefangirl - 'my mama ain't raise no bih' ICONIC