Five Ways to Spot a Werewolf

Padfoot: Happy birthday, Remus!

Moony: Oh...I forgot...wait, that's an awful lot of presents...

Padfoot: Perks of having a rich family.

Moony: Speaking of which, isn't your brother joining us next year?

Padfoot: I don't want to talk about it.

Moony: Sorry...

Prongs: Happy birthday!

Moony: Is that a mug of coffee?

Prongs: Thought it might help you stay awake.

Moony: Why...why did you...you know I dislike coffee...?

Prongs: Are you...are you crying?

Padfoot: Seems to me he gets overly emotional at times...like that time when we discovered his secret...he almost drowned us in his tears...

Prongs: This is awkward.