Five Ways to Spot a Werewolf

Padfoot: All right, quit talking about Evans. It's starting to get annoying.

Prongs: Says you.

Padfoot: What's that supposed to mean?

Prongs: Well, if looks could kill, every girl you flirted with since last year would have dropped dead.

Padfoot: Elaborate?

Prongs: Let's just say that your plan to make Remus jealous is working well...maybe a little too well.

Padfoot: It is?

Prongs: Yes, but werewolves are very territorial when it comes to their chosen mate. If you push it too far, that Meadowes girl might end up dead.

Padfoot: Well, since my plan was successful, I think I'll break things off with her before she becomes a casualty...

Prongs: Smart.