chutzpah

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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chutzpah
Summary
all the marauders era characters are twitter addicts who share their every thought and opinion on every matter ever on their twitter accounts-one chapter for every week of the year 2024 !!
Note
sooo around july of 2023 i was watching marauder twitter tiktoks as one does and thought there needs to be a cohesive story where through funny tweets the marauders era characters grow closer etc etcso this fic is basically a story that explores their friendship dynamics, uploaded weekly starting new years day (with dates according to days in the year and in time with things happening in australia cause im an australian living in australia and i will not be conducting additional research so it's accurate to the brits 😔🙏)enjoy the fic <3
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week 51

evan | @rossyrosier
LMAOAOA JAMES COMPLIMENTED REG AND HE FUCKING SAID “MERRY CHRISTMAS” IM DYING
2:23pm • 25 dec 2024
16.9k likes | 9.8k retweets

 

regulus @uwuemoblack
replying to @rossyrosier
its literally christmas evan shut up.

pandora @ahskdjknska
replying to @uwuemoblack
regulus is soososos sweet and adorable you could just pick him up and put him in your pocket

dorcas @meadowbank
replying to @ahskdjknska
and he’d just struggle and blush the whole time like a little bean

sirius @soriusblack69
replying to @meadowbank
this is worse than any flirting james and regulus do

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

pandora | @ahskdjknska
i just heard regulus give james like twenty sunflowers and then mumble “they need sunshine so you were the obvious choice” in french
2:47pm • 25 dec 2024
15.5k likes | 3.6k retweets

 

regulus @uwuemoblack
replying to @ahskdjknska
please delete this

lily @evanslils
replying to @uwuemoblack
regulus thats the most poetic thing ive ever heard you’re adorable

marlene @mommyissues
replying to @ahskdjknska
DORA YOU SPEAK FRENCH?? THATS SO HOT HELLO???

james @prongs
replying to @ahskdjknska
THATS WHAT YOU SAID?? REGULUS ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME 

sirius @soriusblack69
replying to @prongs
JUST KILL ME INSTEAD

evan @rossyrosier
replying to @uwuemoblack
regulus you can compliment james without absolutely loosing your mind dude you do this every time

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

remus | @rizzmuslupin
he lit my cigarette once and i wrote a 10 volume poetry book about him
4:18pm • 25 dec 2024
14.2k likes | 6.5k retweets

 

sirius @soriusblack69
replying to @rizzmuslupin
literally bend me over backwards and break my back i love when you get all broody and poetic this is the greatest christmas present 

regulus @uwuemoblack
replying to @soriusblack69
how is this okay but james cant even call me pretty

mary @bloodyhellmary
replying to @uwuemoblack
wait regulus ive never heard you call yourself pretty youre so precious

pandora @ahskdjknska
replying to @uwuemoblack
im guessing the difference is they aren’t brothers 

james @prongs
replying to @uwuemoblack
regulus i love you and youre so pretty

barty @4bcjr20
replying to @rizzmuslupin
if you think about puddle water is like cigarettes for dogs

peter @ratatouille
replying to @4bcjr20
SIRIUS DRINKS IT ALL THE TIME AS A DOG WAIT

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

barty | @4bcjr20
dear santa i want to spin on his dick but not in a sexual way just in like a pottery wheel way
4:54pm • 25 dec 2024
18.8k likes | 5.1k retweets

 

sirius @soriusblack69
replying to @4bcjr20
maybe he’ll shape you into a better person

barty @4bcjr20
replying to @soriusblack69
die

evan @rossyrosier
replying to @4bcjr20
i dont want that

lily @evanslils
replying to @4bcjr20
this is so insane leave santa out of this

mary @bloodyhellmary
replying to @evanslils
hey cmon lets try this tn like a fun little christmas surprise

lily @evanslils
replying to @bloodyhellmary
mary im actually need to break up with you for even suggesting that

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

sirius | @soriusblack69
marlene have you got a galleon?
5:22pm • 25 dec 2024
11.7k likes | 8.3k retweets

 

marlene @mommyissues
replying to @soriusblack69
umm yeah probably have one somewhere why

sirius @soriusblack69
replying to @mommyissues
you owe me ten

marlene @mommyissues
replying to @soriusblack69
oh !

remus @rizzmuslupin
replying to @mommyissues
yeah you owe me six and peter just said you owe him sixteen

marlene @mommyissues
replying to @rizzmuslupin
OKAY I GET IT I JUST THOUGHT WE WERE ALL FRIENDS OR SOMETHING

dorcas @meadowbank
replying to @soriusblack69
leave my girl alone sirius you literally got us each like a thousand galleon gifts

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

james | @prongs
i love christmas so so much and i love all of you so so much and i cannot wait for all of us to live together forever and spend every christmas together like we’re one big happy family
9:57pm • 25 dec 2024
13.1k likes | 7.2k retweets

 

mary @bloodyhellmary
replying to @prongs
james youre actually so sweet

regulus @uwuemoblack
replying to @prongs
i dont know how i feel about living with sirius forever

barty @4bcjr20
replying to @uwuemoblack
yeah me neither hes so gross

dorcas @meadowbank
replying to @prongs
ofc you love christmas and ofc you post the sappiest thing you absolute pillow

peter @ratatouille
replying to @meadowbank
british people be putting anything after “absolute” to make an insult BUT YES MERRY MERRY CHRISTMAS ILL NEVER BE ALONE WITH MY 6 FAVOURITE COUPLES

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