chutzpah

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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chutzpah
Summary
all the marauders era characters are twitter addicts who share their every thought and opinion on every matter ever on their twitter accounts-one chapter for every week of the year 2024 !!
Note
sooo around july of 2023 i was watching marauder twitter tiktoks as one does and thought there needs to be a cohesive story where through funny tweets the marauders era characters grow closer etc etcso this fic is basically a story that explores their friendship dynamics, uploaded weekly starting new years day (with dates according to days in the year and in time with things happening in australia cause im an australian living in australia and i will not be conducting additional research so it's accurate to the brits 😔🙏)enjoy the fic <3
All Chapters

week 52

james | @prongs
this tiktok told me j and r belong together like forever and ever dont anyone dare break up with me next year or ever
3:59am • 31 dec 2024
14.4k likes | 9.6k retweets

 

sirius @soriusblack69
replying to @prongs
back off james

regulus @uwuemoblack
replying to @soriusblack69
he means me dumbass

sirius @soriusblack69
replying to @uwuemoblack
thats even WORSE

remus @rizzmuslupin
replying to @prongs
james make it happen im getting sick of sirius’ dramatics

mary @bloodyhellmary
replying to @rizzmuslupin
why is sirius on the table seriously remus why would you say that

james @prongs
replying to @bloodyhellmary
im not wearing my glasses anymore. ive seen enough.

marlene @mommyissues
replying to @prongs
help why is james the only person that wears glasses what a weirdo

pandora @ahskdjknska
replying to @mommyissues
wait thats actually so funny ahahaahahahhaha

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

remus | @rizzmuslupin
lily evans can hold all your shit in her tote bag for you until you need your phone and she pulls out a blender before your phone
6:17am • 31 dec 2024
13.9k likes | 5.5k retweets

 

lily @evanslils
replying to @rizzmuslupin
IM SORRY OKAY YOU NEEDED YOUR PHONE TO TAKE A PICTURE OF A BIRD 

evan @rossyrosier
replying to @rizzmuslupin
who tf is taking pictures of birds bro this is on you

sirius @soriusblack69
replying to @rossyrosier
hey my moony has been making a collage of all the rarest birds and he probably needed that one

remus @rizzmuslupin
replying to @soriusblack69
yes i did. thank you sirius

evan @rossyrosier
replying to @rizzmuslupin
youre a nerd nothing changes that

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

regulus | @uwuemoblack
never let barty and evan show you their “secret handshake” they actually just make out
10:26am • 31 dec 2024
12.7k likes | 3.9k retweets

 

mary @bloodyhellmary
replying to @uwuemoblack
lily do you wanna make a secret handshake 😇😇

sirius @soriusblack69
replying to @uwuemoblack
remus do you wanna make a secret handshake 😇😇

lily @evanslils
replying to @bloodyhellmary
why are you two literally the same person this is so embarrassing

remus @rizzmuslupin
replying to @soriusblack69
and no thanks.

james @prongs
replying to @uwuemoblack
ill make a secret handshake with you love

barty @4bcjr20
replying to @uwuemoblack
we make a new one every year and we forgot to do it in front of regulus this year

pandora @ahskdjknska
replying to @4bcjr20
im just glad i didnt have to see it this year

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

marlene | @mommyissues
haven’t see my woman in three days. going insane. the walls are caving in. i can’t feel my fingers.
5:57pm • 31 dec 2024
19.2k likes | 4.1k retweets

 

dorcas @meadowbank
replying to @mommyissues
im out getting stuff for the nye party i left like 10 minutes ago babe

peter @ratatouille
replying to @meadowbank
sirius used to tweet those kinda things about james and he replied nicely why’re doing marlene like this

james @prongs
replying to @ratatouille
if sirius tweeted them about me now i would still reply nicely but he just stopped 😔

regulus @uwuemoblack
replying to @prongs
wtf

peter @ratatouille
replying to @uwuemoblack
theyve been dating since like second year, you hooked up with remus tho so i don’t think you can say anything

dorcas @meadowbank
replying to @ratatouille
bro new year new memories please

pandora @ahskdjknska
replying to @mommyissues
this like wasn’t what poor marlenes tweet was about at all 😭😭

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lily | @evanslils
stop saying “i wish” and start saying “i will”
7:23pm • 31 dec 2024
15.3k likes | 7.8k retweets

 

remus @rizzmuslupin
replying to @evanslils
i will i wasn’t a werewolf :((

sirius @soriusblack69
replying to @evanslils
i will my parents loved me :((

lily @evanslils
replying to @rizzmuslupin
please dont bring this negative energy into my new year like im literally trying to give the people some 2025 advice

james @prongs
replying to @soriusblack69
i love you guys sosososo much lets get crazy drunk

evan @rossyrosier
replying to @evanslils
i will for regulus to watch every single handshake me n barty make :))

barty @4bcjr20
replying to @rossyrosier
thats my favourite one

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

peter | @ratatouille
OKOK REAL QUICK i want all of you to never ever forget every single one of my predictions came true (sorry cas) this year and that i also told remus at the start of FIRST YEAR that every single one of you are at least a little gay and youre literally all dating each other
11:59pm • 31 dec 2024
16.4k likes | 8.2k retweets

 

mary @bloodyhellmary
replying to @ratatouille
omg yeah wow im really gonna miss your predictions wait i dont want the year to end now

marlene @mommyissues
replying to @ratatouille
yeah and it was crazy that they just all came true?? 😭😭😭

barty @4bcjr20
replying to @ratatouille
bro predicted id be mutuals with ice spice like thank you for everything pettigrew me n ice spice literally wished each other merry christmas last week

dorcas @meadowbank
replying to @ratatouille
i remember being so shock when he came up with all of them bright and early

peter @ratatouille
replying to @meadowbank
yeah and i’ll be making more of these even brighter and earlier tmrw so strap in and i’ll see everyone next year <3

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