chutzpah

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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chutzpah
Summary
all the marauders era characters are twitter addicts who share their every thought and opinion on every matter ever on their twitter accounts-one chapter for every week of the year 2024 !!
Note
sooo around july of 2023 i was watching marauder twitter tiktoks as one does and thought there needs to be a cohesive story where through funny tweets the marauders era characters grow closer etc etcso this fic is basically a story that explores their friendship dynamics, uploaded weekly starting new years day (with dates according to days in the year and in time with things happening in australia cause im an australian living in australia and i will not be conducting additional research so it's accurate to the brits 😔🙏)enjoy the fic <3
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week 50

james | @prongs
how funny would it be if remus, sirius, peter and i popped out of a huge christmas box and started acting out the mean girls jingle bell rock scene, bonus: lily plays the mum and snivellus gets hit in the head with the radio
12:34pm • 15 dec 2024
17.3k likes | 5.2k retweets

 

regulus @uwuemoblack
replying to @prongs
only if you wear the outfits as well

mary @bloodyhellmary
replying to @prongs
i dare you to do it in the great hall

lily @evanslils
replying to @prongs
i dont condone violence but anything for regina george

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

remus | @rizzmuslupin
sorry james it sounds fun and all but i don’t wear little santa girls costumes and dance. i dont even have perfect posture
12:41pm • 15 dec 2024
10.4k likes | 6.8k retweets

remus @rizzmuslupin
replying to @rizzmuslupin
perfect posture is so weird actually like you just stand there with your shoulders back and chest sticking out like a whore

dorcas @meadowbank
replying to @rizzmuslupin
also if you had perfect posture you’re rupture through the ceiling and cause mass destruction you tall cunt

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

sirius | @soriusblack69
thinking about dying my hair blonde to play regina george better
1:15pm • 15 dec 2024
12.5k likes | 3.4k retweets

 

remus @rizzmuslupin
replying to @soriusblack69
thinking about being single again

marlene @mommyissues
replying to @soriusblack69
you wanna be me so bad 😜

james @prongs
replying to @soriusblack69
WE SHOULD DO IT TOGETHER

regulus @uwuemoblack
replying to @prongs
i will kill you

james @prongs
replying to @uwuemoblack
but i was gonna play karen 🥺🥺

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

sirius | @soriusblack69
ugh i miss when my bf loved me
1:27pm • 15 dec 2024
16.7k likes | 4.9k retweets

 

regulus @uwuemoblack
replying to @soriusblack69
i miss when you thought you were straight

pandora @ahskdjknska
replying to @soriusblack69
i miss when all you tweeted abt were pranks

barty @4bcjr20
replying to @ahskdjknska
james tweeted about a prank this morning nothings changed they’re still annoying

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

barty | @4bcjr20
@uwuemoblack you fake ass emo you literally smile whenever james is around
6:44pm • 15 dec 2024
11.9k likes | 3.1k retweets

 

dorcas @meadowbank
replying to @4bcjr20
its so pathetic

pandora @ahskdjknska
replying to @meadowbank
i think it’s cute

regulus @uwuemoblack
replying to @4bcjr20
delete this. i was literally only smiling at this performance

lily @evanslils
replying to @uwuemoblack
regulus you’re allowed to have feelings 😭😭

james @prongs
replying to @evanslils
and he has them for me !!

evan @rossyrosier
replying to @prongs
THAT WAS ACTUALLY SUCH A GOOD PERFORMANCE I CANNOT EVEN LIE BARTY AND I PULLED OUT THE ACTUAL DANCE AND IT WAS SO ACCURATE

peter @ratatouille
replying to @rossyrosier
THANK YOU THANK YOU WE TRY (this wasn't a one day thing, we only tweeted it today to seem cooler)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

peter | @ratatouille
GUYS I UPLOADED THE DANCE WE DID AND IT HAS THREE MILLION VIEWS ALREADY WE’RE PROPER VIRAL I DID IT THATS EVERY LAST PREDICTION
7:16pm • 15 dec 2024
18.1k likes | 6.3k retweets

 

marlene @mommyissues
replying to @ratatouille
OH YOURE FUCKING LYING PETER I BET AGAINST EVERY LAST ONE IVE LOST SO MUCH I DOUBLE IT OR NOTHING EVERY TIME

mary @bloodyhellmary
replying to @mommyissues
oh rookie mistake AND I SAW THAT VIDEO PETER TY FOR RECORDING THAT AHHH

pandora @ahskdjknska
replying to @mommyissues
i bet against the first few but really i knew better than to bet against the rest you’re a genius peter really

barty @4bcjr20
replying to @mommyissues
mckinnon we might not be the brightest i did the exact same thing

evan @rossyrosier 
replying to @4bcjr20
im rich asf guys drinks on me

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