chutzpah

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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chutzpah
Summary
all the marauders era characters are twitter addicts who share their every thought and opinion on every matter ever on their twitter accounts-one chapter for every week of the year 2024 !!
Note
sooo around july of 2023 i was watching marauder twitter tiktoks as one does and thought there needs to be a cohesive story where through funny tweets the marauders era characters grow closer etc etcso this fic is basically a story that explores their friendship dynamics, uploaded weekly starting new years day (with dates according to days in the year and in time with things happening in australia cause im an australian living in australia and i will not be conducting additional research so it's accurate to the brits 😔🙏)enjoy the fic <3
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week 49

evan | @rossyrosier
my nose just started bleeding
9:54am • 3 dec 2024
13.8k likes | 8.6k retweets

 

pandora @ahskdjknska
replying to @rossyrosier
yeah ik i did it telepathically

evan @rossyrosier
replying to @ahskdjknska
you bitch

lily @evanslils
replying to @rossyrosier
hey dont swear at her shush

peter @ratatouille
replying to @evanslils
🤫🤫

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

marlene | @mommyissues
BRO WHO FUCKING TAUGHT THE MARAUDERS TO MEW
10:42am • 3 dec 2024
15.6k likes | 7.3k retweets

 

mary @bloodyhellmary
replying to @mommyissues
literally the worst fucking day of my life if i get shushed one more times its the last thing theyre ever gonna do

lily @evanslils
replying to @bloodyhellmary
idk its kinda nice theyre not constantly talking (its half my fault im sorry)

james @prongs
replying to @mommyissues
🤫🧏

dorcas @meadowbank
replying to @prongs
istg this emoji combo too

barty @4bcjr20
replying to @meadowbank
lowkey fire like evan bouta catch me all 🤫🧏 too

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

sirius | @soriusblack69
🤫🧏
11:06am • 3 dec 2024
19.7k likes | 4.2k retweets

 

marlene @mommyissues
replying to @soriusblack69
OKAY WE GET IT YOU CAN MEW GET A NEW JOKE

peter @ratatouille
replying to @mommyissues
🤫🧏

dorcas @meadowbank
replying to @ratatouille
ENOUGH OMF

remus @rizzmuslupin
replying to @meadowbank
i want to apologise on their behalf but at the same time lily is so correct about this quiet dorm like usually every day afterschool james hassles us to play quidditch with him

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

james | @prongs
breaking my mewing streak to convince remus to play quidditch with me
11:38am • 3 dec 2024
16.2k likes | 5.4k retweets

 

remus @rizzmuslupin
replying to @prongs
peer pressure me to do drugs or something james

james @prongs
replying to @rizzmuslupin
plsplsplsplsplspls

remus @rizzmuslupin
replying to @prongs
no

james @prongs
replying to @rizzmuslupin
fine :(

regulus @uwuemoblack
replying to @prongs
james you’ll live

barty @4bcjr20
replying to @prongs
regulus just grabbed his broom and left youre such a cutie regulus like you might as well be saying “dw james baby i’ll play quidditch with you”

sirius @soriusblack69
replying to @4bcjr20
please 🤫🧏 (stfu)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

regulus | @uwuemoblack
i dont want anyone mewing anymore okay honestly this was an old trend and its boring and lame and i just want to spend time with my boyfriend and he actually speaks
1:23pm • 3 dec 2024
10.5k likes | 6.6k retweets

 

peter @ratatouille
replying to @uwuemoblack
james said we cant mew anymore regulus are you kidding me

dorcas @meadowbank
replying to @uwuemoblack
THANK YOU FOR SPEAKING OUT REGULUS BLACK I LOVE YOU SPEND SOME TIME WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND MAKE CONAN PROUD

pandora @ahskdjknska
replying to @meadowbank
omg its heather day i completely forgot where is xeno im suddenly so cold

xeno @xenolovegood
replying to @ahskdjknska
yeah yeah im coming

regulus @uwuemoblack
replying to @meadowbank
james doesn’t even get cold the only sweaters he has are gryffindor ones

pandora @ahskdjknska
replying to @uwuemoblack
PICTURES TAKE PICTURES

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

sirius | @soriusblack69
i love photos (remus is so beautiful and he loves the sweater i got him today)
2:37pm • 3 dec 2024
11.6k likes | 9.1k retweets

 

mary @bloodyhellmary
replying to @soriusblack69
bed news theyre literally deleting every photo on planet earth

sirius @soriusblack69
replying to @bloodyhellmary
bro stop lying wheres your proof

mary @bloodyhellmary
replying to @soriusblack69
okay let me just find the photo proof i have

mary @bloodyhellmary
replying to @bloodyhellmary
oh no…

remus @rizzmuslupin
replying to @bloodyhellmary
lets not scare sirius like this mary 

lily @evanslils
replying to @rizzmuslupin
i apologise on her behalf

marlene @mommyissues
replying to @rizzmuslupin
its bc they’ve been mewing all day okay they deserve it

evan @rossyrosier
replying to @soriusblack69
wait why didnt i get a sweater barty bro

barty @4bcjr20
replying to @rossyrosier
I WAS WAITING FOR YOU TO GIVE ME ONE ARE YOU KIDDING ME

lily @evanslils
replying to @4bcjr20
why didnt you just give each other one thats what me mary n dorcas marlene did

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