chutzpah

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
F/F
F/M
M/M
G
chutzpah
Summary
all the marauders era characters are twitter addicts who share their every thought and opinion on every matter ever on their twitter accounts-one chapter for every week of the year 2024 !!
Note
sooo around july of 2023 i was watching marauder twitter tiktoks as one does and thought there needs to be a cohesive story where through funny tweets the marauders era characters grow closer etc etcso this fic is basically a story that explores their friendship dynamics, uploaded weekly starting new years day (with dates according to days in the year and in time with things happening in australia cause im an australian living in australia and i will not be conducting additional research so it's accurate to the brits 😔🙏)enjoy the fic <3
All Chapters Forward

week 48

dorcas | @meadowbank
does anyone want to read my james x snape fanfiction 🤗🤗
12:17am • 29 nov 2024
18.4k likes | 9.3k retweets

 

dorcas @meadowbank
 replying to @meadowbank
it's 500k words, #fluff #angst #fluffandangst #majorcharacterdeath #childhoodtrauma #smut #explicitscenes #slowburn #onebed #sexualtension #enemiestoforbiddenlovers

james @prongs
 replying to @meadowbank
umm what

lily @evanslils
 replying to @meadowbank
one bed is my favvvv trope omg

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

pandora | @ahskdjknska
taking a leaf out of dorcas' book, dnd mode on
1:08am • 29 nov 2024
15.7k likes | 8.4k retweets

 

sirius @soriusblack69
 replying to @ahskdjknska
make it abt me and moony plsplsplspls

remus @rizzmuslupin
 replying to @soriusblack69
please don't

regulus @uwuemoblack
 replying to @ahskdjknska
do barty and evan

pandora @ahskdjknska
 replying to @uwuemoblack
hmmmm 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

pandora | @ahskdjknska
evan turned around, to hide his tears from him... he can't see me so weak. "evan." barty whispered. evan felt week in the knees, don't look at him, he thought, don't make this harder for yourself, but oh his voice, that wonderful seductive tone and his raspy vowels. he gave in. evan turned to meet barty's eyes, also wet with tears. "b- b- bartemius..." evan stuttered. evan was cut off by barty pulling him closer by his waist. "don't you ever even dare try and leave me again." barty pulled him closer into a kiss. it was a kiss of hope and desperation. a kiss of true love. they frantically fumbled with each others belt buckles...
1:56am • 29 nov 2024
18.2k likes | 6.1k retweets

 

marlene @mommyissues
 replying to @ahskdjknska
CALL 000 WE'VE BEEN ROBBED 🚨🚨

evan @rossyrosier
 replying to @ahskdjknska
what. the. actual. fuck.

remus @rizzmuslupin
 replying to @ahskdjknska
i think not enough angst, too much suspense

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

peter | @ratatouille
does anyone wanna co-author with me 😇 i wrote james and snape smut for dorcas but she said she doesn't wanna 😒
2:07am • 29 nov 2024
11.5k likes | 5.6k retweets

 

marlene @mommyissues
 replying to @ratatouille
let's see it

peter @ratatouille
replying to @mommyissues
snape slid his hand under james' shirt and unbuckled his leather belt, their mouths never left one another. he put the belt aside- they might just have the perfect use for it later.

james @prongs
 replying to @ratatouille
PLEASE STOP THIS HAS TO BE ILLEGAL WHAT IS WIZARDING LAW 😭😭

mary @bloodyhellmary
 replying to @ratatouille
i love it but i think this would acc fit pandora's barty and evan story better

barty @4bcjr20
 replying to @bloodyhellmary
HEY if youre gonna write us you better write some authentic original stuff

evan @rossyrosier
 replying to @bloodyhellmary
fr i dont want james and snapes sloppy seconds

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

james | @prongs
STOP REFERRING TO US LIKE THIS 😭😭 MY FANFIC SELF IS NOT A SLOPPY SECOND
2:32am • 29 nov 2024
16.3k likes | 7.5k retweets

 

sirius @soriusblack69
 replying to @prongs
what are we thinking for a ship name

james @prongs
replying to @soriusblack69
HOW ARE YOU OKAY WITH THIS

mary @bloodyhellmary
 replying to @prongs
me personally im living for the free smut with fantastic fancasts

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

reggie | @notreggie
not gonna admit this in front of james but snape is the slimiest git so please dont write fics of my boyfriend with him
3:16am • 29 nov 2024
9 likes | 3 retweets

 

lily @evanslils
 replying to @notreggie
you two are dating now you can admit this 😭

barty @4bcjr20
 replying to @evanslils
he would rather die but arent you just the cutest little simp

reggie @notreggie
 replying to @4bcjr20
die

Forward
Sign in to leave a review.