chutzpah

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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chutzpah
Summary
all the marauders era characters are twitter addicts who share their every thought and opinion on every matter ever on their twitter accounts-one chapter for every week of the year 2024 !!
Note
sooo around july of 2023 i was watching marauder twitter tiktoks as one does and thought there needs to be a cohesive story where through funny tweets the marauders era characters grow closer etc etcso this fic is basically a story that explores their friendship dynamics, uploaded weekly starting new years day (with dates according to days in the year and in time with things happening in australia cause im an australian living in australia and i will not be conducting additional research so it's accurate to the brits 😔🙏)enjoy the fic <3
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week 47

peter | @ratatouille
wtf do you mean people actually tell their crushes that they like them??
11:19pm • 23 nov 2024
15.9k likes | 6.7k retweets

 

evan @rossyrosier
replying to @ratatouille
well yk that’s why i have my boyfriend

lily @evanslils
replying to @ratatouille
what do you do??

peter @ratatouille
replying to @evanlils
i die?? lmao what kinda stupid question is that

barty @4bcjr20
replying to @rossyrosier
aww evan i knew you loved me

mary @bloodyhellmary
replying to @4bcjr20
definitely not the takeaway

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

sirius | @soriusblack69
so @ratatouille how’s your gf?
11:28pm • 23 nov 2024
18.3k likes | 2.3k retweets

 

peter @ratatouille
replying to @soriusblack69
i dont have a gf

sirius @soriusblack
replying to @ratatouille
ik just reminding you since apparently you’ll never tell someone you like them

peter @ratatouille
replying to @soriusblack69
oh

marlene @mommyissues
replying to @soriusblack69
hELP AHDHAKJSH

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

peter | @ratatouille
@soriusblack69 how’s your mom?
11:32pm • 23 nov 2024
16.6k likes | 5.7k retweets

 

mary @bloodyhellmary
replying to @ratatouille
LMFAOAOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAAOAOAOAOAOAOJDRIRIDIJASHEIDBDISISDJSAOLDHOSFHOAOAOAOAO

dorcas @meadowbank
replying to @ratatouille
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

sirius @soriusblack69
replying to @ratatouille
bro

remus @rizzmuslupin
replying to @soriusblack69
well thats why we dont play this game

regulus @uwuemoblack
replying to @ratatouille
i think this is funny

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

sirius | @soriusblack69
of course regulus has a lot of pent up rage he’s been the same height since he was twelve
11:44pm • 23 nov 2024
18.9k likes | 6.2k retweets

 

pandora @ahskdjknska
replying to @soriusblack69
i watched him report this for terrorism

regulus @uwuemoblack
replying to @soriusblack69
peter attacked you because you attacked him this is not on me.

james @prongs
replying to @soriusblack69
please dont fight i love you guys and you dont need a girlfriend or a mom when you have me

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

james | @prongs
but also just while we’re talking about it sirius and remus aren’t allowed to break up without consulting me first
11:49pm • 23 nov 2024
14.1k likes | 7.9k retweets

 

remus @rizzmuslupin
replying to @prongs
geez james didn’t realise u were some relationship police

sirius @soriusblack69
replying to @prongs
of course im gonna tell you james why would i not

lily @evanslils
replying to @prongs
yall are co-dependent !! get some help !!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

barty | @4bcjr20
i feel like james is the type to say “no thanks” if someone tries to break up with him
11:55pm • 23 nov 2024
13.7k likes | 2.4k retweets

 

regulus @uwuemoblack
replying to @4bcjr20
he is

marlene @mommyissues
replying to @uwuemoblack
bro how would you know there’s no way on gods green earth he’s broken up with you

dorcas @meadowbank
replying to @4bcjr20
that wasn’t the question babe

evan @rossyrosier
replying to @mommyissues
regulus has broken up with james a few times before as a joke and he genuinely just says “no thanks”

james @prongs
replying to @4bcjr20
hey 😔

pandora @ahskdjknska
replying to @prongs
its okay james regulus would never do it on purpose hes really quite obsessed with you

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