chutzpah

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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chutzpah
Summary
all the marauders era characters are twitter addicts who share their every thought and opinion on every matter ever on their twitter accounts-one chapter for every week of the year 2024 !!
Note
sooo around july of 2023 i was watching marauder twitter tiktoks as one does and thought there needs to be a cohesive story where through funny tweets the marauders era characters grow closer etc etcso this fic is basically a story that explores their friendship dynamics, uploaded weekly starting new years day (with dates according to days in the year and in time with things happening in australia cause im an australian living in australia and i will not be conducting additional research so it's accurate to the brits 😔🙏)enjoy the fic <3
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week 46

marlene | @mommyissues
she’s so fine i wanna squeeze her until all her juices fall out and then slurp it all up and then piss it out and drink it
5:13pm • 16 nov 2024
18.5k likes | 6.4k retweets

 

dorcas @meadowbank
replying to @mommyissues
could’ve stopped at im so fine cuz the rest of that is illegal (thank you baby)

peter @ratatouille
replying to @meadowbank
can gay people give normal compliments for once like what is this.

pandora @ahskdjknska
replying to @mommyissues
well regulus just doesnt give compliments

james @prongs
replying to @ahskdjksnka
me and him compliment each other very normally

sirius @soriusblack69
replying to @prongs
youre not allowed to.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

mary | @bloodyhellmary
nah marlenes so valid i’d throw lily into a blender so i can drink her up
5:39pm • 16 nov 2024
19.1k likes | 4.8k retweets

 

sirius @soriusblack69
replying to @bloodyhellmary
just take a ginger shot

lily @evanslils
replying to @soriusblack69
im gonna kill you black

sirius @soriusblack69
replying to @evanslils
you said you love this rivalry who am i to you if i dont make ginger insults

pandora @ahskdjksnka
replying to @evanslils
girl you know i want your love

barty @4bcjr20
replying to @ahskdjknska
sick of the ed sheeran slander bring ice spice into this

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

peter | @ratatouille
oh? ice spice herself reposted barty’s tweet? i guess i maybe half predicted this or whatever
6:04pm • 16 nov 2024
15.8k likes | 3.7k retweets

 

barty @4bcjr20
replying to @ratatouille
I FORGOT THAT PREDICTION ABOUT ME I WAS JUST LISTENING TO ICE SPICE

barty @4bcjr20
replying to @4bcjr20
but i actually do want to say ice spice is actually following me back now

dorcas @meadowbank
replying to @4bcjr20
WAIT WAIT WAIT PAUSE HHUHHHH

mary @bloodyhellmary
replying to @4bcjr20
idk if i love ice spice reading barty’s tweets

sirius @soriusblack69
replying to @bloodyhellmary
stfu this is beyond exciting we can recruit her into the group

remus @rizzmuslupin
replying to @soriusblack69
she doesnt even live in england

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

mary | @bloodyhellmary
okay sorry sirius i am literally just a girl and i have opinions and i am just me. im not everyone’s favourite and thats okay.
6:28pm • 16 nov 2024
14.3k likes | 5.9k retweets

 

peter @ratatouille
replying to @bloodyhellmary
you’re my favourite

mary @bloodyhellmary
replying to @ratatouille
CRYING I LOVE YOU PETER

lily @evanslils
replying to @bloodyhellmary
youre literally my girlfriend theres no one i love more

peter @ratatouille
replying to @evanslils
well i dont have one so all is fair in love and war

remus @rizzmuslupin
replying to @ratatouille
“its really not that deep pettigrew and now youre saying SHES your favourite?? how can you even call yourself a marauder??”

regulus @uwuemoblack
replying to @rizzmuslupin
sirius is so dramatic and for what like james and i can compliment each other whenever we damn right want to and peter can call mary his favourite if he wants

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

james | @prongs
if any of you were wondering how me, peter, remus and sirius are actually such great friends its cause we pushed our beds together into one very long bed and went to sleep every night tucked in like sardines in matching pyjamas
6:49pm • 16 nov 2024
19.5k likes | 8.1k retweets

 

peter @ratatouille
replying to @prongs
oh yeah me and remus were honk shoo honk shoo while james and sirius mi mi mi mi mi

sirius @soriusblack69
replying to @prongs
we have our individual candle stick holders by the bed just in case we needed to wake up and walk around dramatically to scare the first years

marlene @mommyissues
replying to @prongs
bro this why you actually i actually told mary and lily i had no idea who you two idiots were back in first year

remus @rizzmuslupin
replying to @mommyissues
marlene they’re a part of me how could you say that we were friends in first year

lily @evanslils
replying to @rizzmuslupin
well clearly you had us fooled

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

evan | @rossyrosier
can we circle back to my boyfriend being mutuals with ice spice herself?? its all ive been talking about with him like this means free concert tickets any time surely
7:13pm • 16 nov 2024
19.1k likes | 7.4k retweets

 

pandora @ahskdjknska
replying to @rossyrosier
do you even listen to ice spice

evan @rossyrosier
replying to @ahskdjknsa
i will now

marlene @mommyissues
replying to @rossyrosier
no yeah it’s actually wild like all bc barty said we should start slandering her for being a redhead like hello?? ice spice is so funny

james @prongs
replying to @mommyissues
and peter predicted this like huh !!!! actually my mind is blown

regulus @uwuemoblack
replying to @prongs
tweets today have been all over the place i dont need your opinions too

james @prongs
replying to @uwuemoblack
you just stay cute and quiet in my arms

sirius @soriusblack69
replying to @prongs
YOU be quiet

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