chutzpah

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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chutzpah
Summary
all the marauders era characters are twitter addicts who share their every thought and opinion on every matter ever on their twitter accounts-one chapter for every week of the year 2024 !!
Note
sooo around july of 2023 i was watching marauder twitter tiktoks as one does and thought there needs to be a cohesive story where through funny tweets the marauders era characters grow closer etc etcso this fic is basically a story that explores their friendship dynamics, uploaded weekly starting new years day (with dates according to days in the year and in time with things happening in australia cause im an australian living in australia and i will not be conducting additional research so it's accurate to the brits 😔🙏)enjoy the fic <3
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week 45

mary | @bloodyhellmary
BARTY WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WEARING MY SHIRT I LITERALLY SEE YOU AT SLYTHERIN TABLE
7:14am • 8 nov 2024
19.4k likes | 5.3k retweets

 

barty @4bcjr20
replying to @bloodyhellmary
this is not your shirt mcdonald i took it from evan

evan @rossyrosier
replying to @4bcjr20
i got it from regulus

regulus @uwuemoblack
replying to @rossyrosier
i have never seen that shirt in my life

peter @ratatouille
replying to @4bcjr20
why’re you out of uniform anyway crouch it’s friday

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

james | @prongs
reggie’s lying he took that shirt straight out of my closet after staying over last week
7:32am • 8 nov 2024
10.2k likes | 3.3k retweets

 

regulus @uwuemoblack
replying to @prongs
and i’m not talking to you till next week

sirius @soriusblack69
replying to @prongs
WHEN WAS HE OVER EW WHAT

mary @bloodyhellmary
replying to @prongs
well then how did you get it potter

remus @rizzmuslupin
replying to @bloodyhellmary
i lent it to him but only after lily lent it to me

lily @evanslils
replying to @bloodyhellmary
you said i could have that shirt love

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

marlene | @mommyissues
idk why we’re so surprised barty’s wearing mary’s shirt i mean, me lily n mary obviously have been sharing clothes since first year and after me and dorcas started dating, she’s been stealing my clothes too
7:57am • 8 nov 2024
18.3k likes | 9.2k retweets

 

peter @ratatouille
replying to @mommyissues
me you and james have always shared clothes too

pandora @ahskdjknska
replying to @mommyissues
and i’ve always stolen from dorcas im guessing i have half your wardrobe marls

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

dorcas | @meadowbank
at this rate we just need one big closet and everyone dumps everything in there
8:08am • 8 nov 2024
19.8k likes | 7.7k retweets

 

sirius @soriusblack69
replying to @meadowbank
well no bc my leather jacket is reserved for me and me only and like people know never to touch that

dorcas @meadowbank
replying to @soriusblack69
fine we each get to pick a few items no one else can touch then

lily @evanslils
replying to @meadowbank
but thats kinda gross like with underwear and things

barty @4bcjr20
replying to @evanslils
i wear evan’s boxers tho regulus’ too sometimes

james @prongs
replying to @4bcjr20
but regulus wears mine and i steal half of mine from sirius peter or remus

mary @bloodyhellmary
replying to @prongs
can we stop talking about underwear i regret bringing my shirt up

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

reggie | @notreggie
ignoring the fact barty steals my boxers cause thats disgusting. youre also telling me when i go and put on a pair of my boyfriends boxers it’s very likely they have also been worn by my brother and HIS boyfriend.
8:20am • 8 nov 2024
9 likes | 4 retweets

 

peter @ratatouille
replying to @notreggie
suddenly im glad for the no siblings and no boyfriends i have to share my clothes with

dorcas @meadowbank
replying to @notreggie
you two are brothers isn’t it normal to share underwear

evan @rossyrosier
replying to @notreggie
this means me and remus have probably worn the same underwear too

remus @rizzmuslupin
replying to @rossyrosier
die literally drop dead

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

pandora | @ahskdjknska
me and marlene been talking and we decided it’s actually kinda cute we all share clothes because we’re such a close and adoring friend group pushing the norms each and every single day
8:52am • 8 nov 2024
10.7k likes | 4.5k retweets

 

marlene @mommyissues
replying to @ahskdjknska
and following my girlfriend’s incredible closet idea i would love to find a space big enough for all our clothes

lily @evanslils
replying to @mommyissues
we’re literally magic people i’ve sure we can just extend one of our wardrobes

james @prongs
and we can just put stuff we’re willing to share there cause peter and sirius fight over clothes a lot actually

dorcas @meadowbank
replying to @prongs
so do barty and regulus i guess this settles it then

pandora @ahskdjknska
replying to @meadowbank
like i said, a fabulous group we are 💙

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