chutzpah

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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chutzpah
Summary
all the marauders era characters are twitter addicts who share their every thought and opinion on every matter ever on their twitter accounts-one chapter for every week of the year 2024 !!
Note
sooo around july of 2023 i was watching marauder twitter tiktoks as one does and thought there needs to be a cohesive story where through funny tweets the marauders era characters grow closer etc etcso this fic is basically a story that explores their friendship dynamics, uploaded weekly starting new years day (with dates according to days in the year and in time with things happening in australia cause im an australian living in australia and i will not be conducting additional research so it's accurate to the brits πŸ˜”πŸ™)enjoy the fic <3
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week 44

regulus | @uwuemoblack
happy birthday siri, here’s a quick confession: i saw sirius practice kissing with a pillow
9:13am β€’ 3 nov 2024
10.9k likes | 7.6k retweets

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sirius @soriusblack69
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
do you remember the time i took the blame for you searching up boys kissing on the family computer

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
AHAHAHAHAH

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @soriusblack69
thats enough. have a horrible day.

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @soriusblack69
well yk youre a great kisser so its okay happy birthday

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @soriusblack69
AHAHAH TY FOR THIS MY DEAREST BLACKS HAPPY BDAY SIRIUS

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sirius | @soriusblack69
i hate you regulus you couldnt let me have one day like hello its my birthday?? you already stole my boyfriend as your boyfriend and my other boyfriend as your best friend
9:21am β€’ 3 nov 2024
16.8k likes | 8.8k retweets

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regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @soriusblack69
cry about it

sirius @soriusblack69
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @soriusblack69
aww no don’t cry sirius !! happy birthday i love you ❀️πŸ”₯❀️πŸ”₯❀️πŸ”₯❀️πŸ”₯

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @soriusblack69
always makes me unbelievably happy to hear james come before me as your boyfriend

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james | @prongs
sorry remus but me and sirius basically bonded our souls and became β€œboyfriends” from the second we met but he only loves you romantically thats the only difference between us. happy birthday to my soulmate sirius orion black !!
9:37am β€’ 3 nov 2024
10.1k likes | 4.3k retweets

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sirius @soriusblack69
↳ replying to @prongs
YES THIS !! EVERY WORD EXACTLY HOW I FEEL LOVE YOU JAMIE

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @soriusblack69
always makes me a little lonely knowing i third-wheel these happy couples :(( but happy birthday siri love you forever :)))))

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lily | @evanslils
happy birthday sirius black !! we have basically never gotten along since day one but now i love you so so much and hold you so very dear and near in my heart, you still call me a leprechaun almost every other day when im the one who thought you what a leprechaun was (you posh posh pureblood). i still beat you in basically every single subject and i dont know how or why we've stayed friends when we're almost exactly nothing alike opposites. much be why we go together actually :)
10:40am β€’ 3 nov 2024
18.1k likes | 6.9k retweets

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sirius @soriusblack69
↳ replying to @evanslils
oh evans you evil little witch i love you so so much too

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @soriusblack
happy birthday sirius i love you tons too plus we’re so alike and our friendships nothing like you and lilys little rivalry

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @evanslils
someone explain the leprechaun lore bc i swear im not posh but ive never heard the term?? and uh yeah happy birthday love you sirius mwah

james @prongs
↳ replying to @meadowbank
a leprechaun is this like tiny little thing that has red hair and goes around throwing gold coins at children

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @prongs
absolutely not help this is so funny

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evan | @rossyrosier
barty obviously is not going to love me anymore because of this but happy birthday sirius black and regulus obviously is also not going to love me anymore because of this but marauders been goofy since day one i have always loved all your pranks and things
11:08am β€’ 3 nov 2024
19.3k likes | 5.8k retweets

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pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
woah evan this is some crazy alliance

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
thank you so much evan we have always love our pranks too

sirius @soriusblack69
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
yeah omg thanks evan

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
we are no longer dating

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remus | @rizzmuslupin
happy birthday sirius i have technically already tweeted a happy birthday but ive been obviously with you and thinking about you all day and i think as your boyfriend i should write something better. i dont exactly know what to write other than the typical you’re a really great guy despite all your many many flaws, i couldn’t love you more, from the very first year and first day we met we’ve also had this bond that is very different and very seperate from you and james or peter. i’ve never told you this bc i dont want to scare you but everything you’ve told me about me and things you’ve said to me means you’ve actually been in love with me since day one, just unconsciously. unfortunately for me, ive loved you since day one too, just very very much consciously.Β 
11:40pm β€’ 3 nov 2024
19.6k likes | 8.7k retweets

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sirius @soriusblack69
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
remus im gonna cry like hello i love you so much and i dont care it was since day one i love you so so much

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
how is this you not knowing what to write remus this is literally so beautiful

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @evanslils
lily i feel like this was sweeter than what you wrote me and like youre known for these messages but happy birthday sirius love you so so much

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