chutzpah

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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chutzpah
Summary
all the marauders era characters are twitter addicts who share their every thought and opinion on every matter ever on their twitter accounts-one chapter for every week of the year 2024 !!
Note
sooo around july of 2023 i was watching marauder twitter tiktoks as one does and thought there needs to be a cohesive story where through funny tweets the marauders era characters grow closer etc etcso this fic is basically a story that explores their friendship dynamics, uploaded weekly starting new years day (with dates according to days in the year and in time with things happening in australia cause im an australian living in australia and i will not be conducting additional research so it's accurate to the brits 😔🙏)enjoy the fic <3
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week 43

james | @prongs
not to be too flirty or anything but i would definitely choose you in duck duck goose @uwuemoblack (couples costume idea!!!)
9:43am • 31 oct 2024
10.5k likes | 7.1k retweets

 

regulus @uwuemoblack
replying to @prongs
what are you five and absolutely not

evan @rossyrosier
replying to @prongs
hes literally blushing

sirius @soriusblack69
replying to @prongs
ew absolutely not disgusting yuck yuck who do you think you are

james @prongs
replying to @soriusblack69
young and in love

evan @rossyrosier
replying to @prongs
help he just fell to the floor

remus @rizzmuslupin
replying to @rossyrosier
so did sirius

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

mary | @bloodyhellmary
while the boys do their weird little duck costumes me and lily need some recommendations please 😇😇🙏🙏
10:20am • 31 oct 2024
17.1k likes | 4.6k retweets

 

marlene @mommyissues
replying to @bloodyhellmary
if lily isn’t chappell roan ill riot

barty @4bcjr20
replying to @bloodyhellmary
lucy and gru from despicable me

lily @evanslils
replying to @mommyissues
aw marlene we wanna do couple costumes tho

dorcas @meadowbank
replying to @evanslils
BE THE MERMAID FROM THE CASUAL MUSIC VIDEO MARY WOULD EAT THAT UPPPP

mary @bloodyhellmary
replying to @meadowbank
wait okay this ily thank you (fuck you barty just bc lily’s a redhead does not mean im not dressing as a fat bald man)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

barty | @4bcjr20
NO WAY YALL REGULUS JUST WALKED IN WITH AN INFLATABLE GOOSE COSTUME LITERALLY PISSING MYSELF
10:38am • 31 oct 2024
16.1k likes | 2.1k retweets

 

peter @ratatouille
replying to @4bcjr20
no way james literally has duck costumes for me remus and sirius and this is why 

sirius @soriusblack69
replying to @ratatouille
JAMES HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME REMUS WE’RE DOING SOMETHING ELSE

remus @rizzmuslupin
replying to @soriusblack69
couldn’t have paid me to put this on anyway

james @prongs
replying to @4bcjr20
PLEASE TELL ME HE LOOKS AS ADORABLE AS I THINK HE DOES

evan @rossyrosier
replying to @prongs
see for yourself james check your dms

barty @4bcjr20
replying to @prongs
WAIT IF REMUS AND SIRIUS ARENT USING THEIRS GIVE THEM TO ME AND EVAN RN

regulus @uwuemoblack
replying to @rossyrosier
dont you dare delete that right now im gonna kill you

peter @ratatouille
replying to @rossyrosier
i think james just actually fainted

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

pandora | @ahskdjknska
and to all my loyal fans !! i’m an angel and xeno is the devil
11:54am • 31 oct 2024
10.7k likes | 8.9k retweets

 

lily @evanslils
replying to @ahskdjknska
wait youre eating this up so much why you are the most stunning ethereal person on planet earth

xeno @xenolovegood
replying to @evanslils
woah there shes mine

mary @bloodyhellmary
replying to @xenolovegood
and shes mine shes just being nice why you absolute devil

xeno @xenolovegood
replying to @bloodyhellmary
im only the devil bc dora wanted to be an angel and i could never say no to her okay

pandora @ahskdjknska
replying to @evanslils
thank you love of my life and im not eating NEARLY as hard as you and mary

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

remus | @rizzmuslupin
after abandoning james’ weird duck costumes me and sirius are going as jagger and bowie
1:21pm • 31 oct 2024
16.2k likes | 4.7k retweets

 

mary @bloodyhellmary
replying to @rizzmuslupin
STFU YOURE EATING SO HARD WAIT IM JEALOUS

sirius @soriusblack69
replying to @rizzmuslupin
im literally going to marry you his eyes are so gorgeous and he was so focused as he painted the lightning bolt on my face

peter @ratatouille
replying to @rizzmuslupin
bro why did james not pick cute couple costumes like duck duck goose the man is actually an idiot

pandora @ahskdjknska
replying to @ratatouille
i bet james couldn’t get regulus to dress up as a goose for halloween i mean of course he could’ve duck duck goose literally exists and regulus loves james

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

marlene | @mommyissues
i guess no one even cares about us but im timothee chalamet like yeet yeet
2:42pm • 31 oct 2024
19.9k likes | 3.8k retweets

 

dorcas @meadowbank
replying to @mommyissues
and im pete davidson skirt skirt

regulus @uwuemoblack
replying to @mommyissues
wait thats like beyond funny

james @prongs
replying to @mommyissues
no regulus actually bursted into laughter at the sight of yall ive never seen him laugh like this

lily @evanslils
replying to @mommyissues
BAHHAADAHAHAJSJJAJA STOP OMG STOP THIS IS SO FUNNY HOW MUCH DID YOU HAVE TO PAY HER

marlene @mommyissues
replying to @evanslils
NOTHING SHE LOVES ME

dorcas @meadowbank
replying to @evanslils
we’re alternating years of picking costumes and she got to pick first

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