chutzpah

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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chutzpah
Summary
all the marauders era characters are twitter addicts who share their every thought and opinion on every matter ever on their twitter accounts-one chapter for every week of the year 2024 !!
Note
sooo around july of 2023 i was watching marauder twitter tiktoks as one does and thought there needs to be a cohesive story where through funny tweets the marauders era characters grow closer etc etcso this fic is basically a story that explores their friendship dynamics, uploaded weekly starting new years day (with dates according to days in the year and in time with things happening in australia cause im an australian living in australia and i will not be conducting additional research so it's accurate to the brits 😔🙏)enjoy the fic <3
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week 42

lily | @evanslils
im brainstorming my next happy birthday tweet - whats your middle name sirius 
5:09pm • 19 oct 2024
11.4k likes | 8.5k retweets

 

sirius @soriusblack69
replying to @evanslils
lee which is actually really funny bc when someone calls me by my full name it sounds like they're saying "seriously black" 

regulus @uwuemoblack
replying to @soriusblack69
your middle name is orion.

remus @rizzmuslupin
replying to @uwuemoblack
sirius said he blocked you but needs you to know he hates you so i have to tweet it

barty @4bcjr20
replying to @rizzmuslupin
what a petty little bitch 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

james | @prongs
so um speaking of love and hate, sirius i literally let you live with me so maybe other than “i only love remus, david bowie and leather jackets” in your bio you just squeeze my name on in there too!
5:23pm • 19 oct 2024
14.9k likes | 3.5k retweets

 

sirius @soriusblack69
replying to @prongs
only if you take the r out of your bio

regulus @uwuemoblack
replying to @prongs
no sirius shut the fuck up let him be

james @prongs
replying to @soriusblack69
point made i’ll see you at dinner tonight!

mary @bloodyhellmary
replying to @prongs
where you’ll see all of us since we all go to the same school??

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

mary | @bloodyhellmary
why did i just see regulus smiling. i feel like ive missed something big
5:48pm • 19 oct 2024
15.9k likes | 4.4k retweets

 

regulus @uwuemoblack
replying to @bloodyhellmary
can i not just smile? like am i not allowed to be happy?

remus @rizzmuslupin
replying to @bloodyhellmary
he watched sirius fall down the stairs

dorcas @meadowbank
replying to @bloodyhellmary
"my day just got so much better"

lily @evanslils
replying to @bloodyhellmary
reggies smile is so cute sirius needs to fall more often

peter @ratatouille
replying to @evanslils
"lily evans that spiteful little leprechaun"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

dorcas | @meadowbank
@prongs regulus says you’ve been ignoring him for like the past hour or something cause you dont love him anymore
6:52pm • 19 oct 2024
16.3k likes | 9.4k retweets

 

james @prongs
replying to @meadowbank
REGULUS OMG WHAT YOU HAVE NOT TEXTED ME ONCE

pandora @ahskdjknska
replying to @prongs
“oh i might have only telepathically sent the text”

evan @rossyrosier
replying to @meadowbank
IS THIS WHY YOU’RE MOPING AROUND WHAT THE FUCK REG

barty @4bcjr20
replying to @meadowbank
something is seriously so wrong with you

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

peter | @ratatouille
so regulus texted james and he literally buried his face in his pillow and giggled
7:02pm • 19 oct 2024
11.1k likes | 2.2k retweets

 

sirius @soriusblack69
replying to @ratatouille
GOD I NEED OUT OF THIS DORM

regulus @uwuemoblack
replying to @ratatouille
thanks for telling me i never do this

barty @4bcjr20
replying to @ratatouille
hes also blushing

dorcas @meadowbank
replying to @uwuemoblack
you've gone soft this must be so embarrassing for you

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

james | @prongs
idc peter !! magic is real fools it happens when you make your friends laugh and because people as beautiful as regulus exist !!
7:11pm • 19 oct 2024
17.3k likes | 9.5k retweets

 

evan @rossyrosier
replying to @prongs
also we fucking go to magic school fool we’re literally like the only people in the world that know magic is actually real

pandora @ahskdjknska
replying to @prongs
“fuckkk why is james actually the sweetest person ever i cant do this dora” *weird sad gay noise*

peter @ratatouille
replying to @ahskdjknska
“reggie is actually adorable *sighs like hes in a romcom* why is he so cute hes like a little baby”

regulus @uwuemoblack
replying to @ratatouille
ok.

dorcas @meadowbank
replying to @prongs
how do you put up with this guy he just went from “that’s really sweet” to “ok.”

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