chutzpah

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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chutzpah
Summary
all the marauders era characters are twitter addicts who share their every thought and opinion on every matter ever on their twitter accounts-one chapter for every week of the year 2024 !!
Note
sooo around july of 2023 i was watching marauder twitter tiktoks as one does and thought there needs to be a cohesive story where through funny tweets the marauders era characters grow closer etc etcso this fic is basically a story that explores their friendship dynamics, uploaded weekly starting new years day (with dates according to days in the year and in time with things happening in australia cause im an australian living in australia and i will not be conducting additional research so it's accurate to the brits 😔🙏)enjoy the fic <3
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week 41

mary | @bloodyhellmary
happy 10/10 day which is actually mental health day (yes i planned the time) and i would just like to remind everyone that therapy is always there for you and you all need help !
10:10am • 10 oct 2024
14.8k likes | 9.7k retweets

 

evan @rossyrosier
 replying to @bloodyhellmary
okay well you need help too 

mary @bloodyhellmary
 replying to @rossyrosier
immediately getting defensive and accusatory is a coping mechanism

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
are you todays date cause youre a 10/10

sirius @soriusblack69
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
james literally just used this on regulus please get your own joke 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

pandora | @ahskdjknska
@evanslils i'm drawing mental illnesses in honour of today !! would you like to be the first one?
10:19am • 10 oct 2024
17.2k likes | 6.2k retweets

 

lily @evanslils
 replying to @ahskdjknska
uh i don't have any mental illness

pandora @ahskdjknska
 replying to @evanslils
silly girl !! youre a ginger

marlene @mommyissues
 replying to @ahskdjknska
AHKSHAHAHHAHHSKADKAA

dorcas @meadowbank
 replying to @ahskdjknska
draw american people trying to do a british accent 🙏🙏

remus @rizzmuslupin
 replying to @ahskdjknska
short people @soriusblack69

peter @ratatouille
 replying to @rizzmuslupin
this is his villain origin story

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

sirius | @soriusblack69
regulus farts in jars and sniffs them at night
10:33am • 10 oct 2024
18.9k likes | 2.5k retweets

 

mary @bloodyhellmary
 replying to @soriusblack69
AHAHAHAHAHA

barty @4bcjr20
 replying to @soriusblack69
as his dormmate i can confirm

regulus @uwuemoblack
 replying to @soriusblack69
kys this is why mother disowned you this why father called you a disappointment this why you keep running from your problems and have trust issues and shut down anytime someone asks you if you're okay and it took you 7 fucking years to pull your best friend.

lily @evanslils
 replying to @uwuemoblack
oh.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

sirius | @soriusblack69
that was not funny mary hook me up w a therapist please.
10:46am • 10 oct 2024
16.5k likes | 3.2k retweets

 

remus @rizzmuslupin
 replying to @soriusblack
it's gonna be okay babe

sirius @soriusblack69
 replying to @rizzmuslupin
DON'T TALK TO ME RIGHT NOW YOURE NOT A PROFESSIONAL

james @prongs
 replying to @soriusblack
ILL CALL MUM

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

marlene | @mommyissues
"are you okay" no but im funny and sexy sooo
4:52pm • 10 oct 2024
10.2k likes | 2.8k retweets

 

remus @rizzmuslupin
 replying to @mommyissues
thats more than we can say abt evan so i say youre doing p good

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
jump you fucking beanstalk

dorcas @meadowbank
 replying to @rossyrossier
i love this rivalry so much its literally delicious

mary @bloodyhellmary
replying to @meadowbank
we're really shouldnt encourage this

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

peter | @ratatouille
well if todays events were any indication. mary was correct when she said therapy is always an option. and maybe group therapy too.
5:11pm • 10 oct 2024
15.7k likes | 9.9k retweets

 

lily @evanslils
 replying to @ratatouille
this has literally never been more evident what is wrong with us

barty @4bcjr20
 replying to @evanslils
fucking james comes from a happy family tho 🙄🙄

james @prongs
 replying to @4bcjr20
i will never be ashamed of my mama and papa youre just jealous 🙄😎

regulus @uwuemoblack
 replying to @prongs
yes james we're jealous thats the point

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