chutzpah

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
F/F
F/M
M/M
G
chutzpah
Summary
all the marauders era characters are twitter addicts who share their every thought and opinion on every matter ever on their twitter accounts-one chapter for every week of the year 2024 !!
Note
sooo around july of 2023 i was watching marauder twitter tiktoks as one does and thought there needs to be a cohesive story where through funny tweets the marauders era characters grow closer etc etcso this fic is basically a story that explores their friendship dynamics, uploaded weekly starting new years day (with dates according to days in the year and in time with things happening in australia cause im an australian living in australia and i will not be conducting additional research so it's accurate to the brits 😔🙏)enjoy the fic <3
All Chapters Forward

week 40

james | @prongs
OMG GUESS WHAT I FOUND
8:11am • 4 oct 2024
13.2k likes | 2.9k retweets

 

remus @rizzmuslupin
 replying to @prongs
my will to live?

sirius @soriusblack69
 replying to @prongs
childhood innocence

marlene @mommyissues
 replying to @prongs
my mother 🙏🙏

james @prongs
 replying to @prongs
umm red converses i had as a baby. what was that 😃

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

sirius | @soriusblack69
speaking of childhood innocence i remember playing roblox all the time until someone scammed my red panda on adopt me and i cried so much mother took my ipad and snapped it in half in front of me 😃
8:16am • 4 oct 2024
18.6k likes | 7.3k retweets

 

regulus @uwuemoblack
 replying to @soriusblack69
i remember that i hid my ipad for months so mother wouldn't find mine

lily @evanslils
 replying to @soriusblack69
omg i had a neon red panda on adopt me i named it red since that was my nickname 🥰🥰

sirius @soriusblack69
 replying to @evanslils
of course you did you leprechaun.

james @prongs
 replying to @soriusblack69
i bought you an ipad the same day i first heard this story

remus @rizzmuslupin
 replying to @soriusblack69
and i gave you a red panda too tf

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

pandora | @ahskdjknska
guys... i think i might've been the person who scammed sirius' red panda cause i accidentally disconnected and just wasnt bothered to rejoin
8:44am • 4 oct 2024
15.5k likes | 6.1k retweets

 

sirius @soriusblack69
 replying to @ahskdjknska
YOU BITCH YOU LOST ME MY ENTIRE IPAD I CANT BELIEVE YOU ARE YOU KIDDING ME. im literally never talking to you again.

pandora @ahskdjknska
 replying to @soriusblack69
IM SORRY OMG

mary @bloodyhellmary
 replying to @ahskdjknska
you better flee the country dora he's ranted about that ipad so many times.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

evan | @rossyrosier
i played roblox until some bitch reported me for voting her out in total drama island and my account got banned
10:02am • 4 oct 2024
17.4k likes | 2.7k retweets

 

barty @4bcjr20
 replying to @rossyrosier
dont lie you cried so hard you threw up when that happened

marlene @mommyissues
 replying to @rossyrosier
HAHSHAJAHSHAHHSAHA

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
STFU SHE ACCUSED ME OF TEAMING WITH HER ASS WHY WOULD I DO THAT I HAD TO VOTE HER OUT

regulus @uwuemoblack
 replying to @rossyrosier
it was never that deep rosier let it go

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

dorcas | @meadowbank
my favourite game was fashion famous cause i played on like 5 alt accounts and gave myself 5 starts while everyone else got zero
10:45am • 4 oct 2024
10.6k likes | 3.8k retweets

 

mary @bloodhellmary
 replying to @meadowbank
THATS WHAT I DID TOO OMG

dorcas @meadowbank
 replying to @bloodyhellmary
AYYYY 😜😜

lily @evanslils
 replying to @meadowbank
i hate that everyone just forgot about fashion famous and started playing dti like fashion famous is forever famous

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

sirius | @soriusblack69
I GOT BANNED AGAIN IM GONNA KMS SHKDJAKHDAJ
2:53pm • 4 oct 2024
13.1k likes | 2.2k retweets

 

remus @rizzmuslupin
 replying to @soriusblack69
what happened this time...

sirius @soriusblack
 replying to @rizzmuslupin
i laughed at the kids who were falling off in tower of hell so they decided to ALL REPORT ME AT THE SAME TIME LIKE WTF

peter @ratatouille
 replying to @soriusblack69
more like wtf did i tell you cause i fully predicted this sorry black

lily @evanslils
 replying to @ratatouille
PETER OMG THATS INSANE

marlene @mommyissues
 replying to @ratatouille
this man terrifies me!!

peter @ratatouille
replying to @mommyissues
dont they all ☕☕

Forward
Sign in to leave a review.